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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
https://twitter.com/MustacheDad/status/1083947905189376000

That's why we keep turning further and further left, to avoid his fate.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Noslo posted:

This guy is a legend, I wonder if it's just one guy or like a team of people.

There is no way a team could keep the same level of incongruity and insanity that dril maintains

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

How is this a good tweet, this belongs in iosm

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

MizPiz posted:

You're assuming it's something he's genuinely arguing


poe's law etc

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Everyone gets exhausted and kinda goes to sleep or passes out

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Tiggum posted:

Watched what?

Her character had sex

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Do you just roam the forums looking for things to tell people to stop doing, or

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I guess explaining context to people who ask for an explanation is too much. Just post tweets yall, no talking.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Strawman posted:

I think the blue throne should win the throne game, or whichever one peter dinklage sits on. Can dragons win?

Don't draw the wrath of our Lord of Petulance, Zoux the Threadcloser, 1st of His Name

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pushing your luck here

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

ahem

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Lord Hydronium posted:

Don't miss the responses on this one, where she finds some commenters who take the Tooth Fairy very seriously.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LawfulWaffle posted:

If someone's going to bail on Good Omens because the first humans were black and God's voiced by a woman, I don't think they would have stuck around to be offended by the non-binary horseman. I just don't know what people tuning in were expecting. A straight-laced morality play?

They knew what they were getting into, and just wanted fuel to virtue signal to their followers

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Really want to photoshop this so theyre peering out of norman bates house

I got u

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
https://twitter.com/SlavaMalamud/st...ingawful.com%2F

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Moon Slayer posted:

I totaled my car last fall hitting a deer that was charging full-tilt across the interstate at night. If I had been going 0.5 MPH slower it would have come through the windshield and probably killed me instead of just caving in the left side of the hood. So yes, I do hope all deer die.

My brother in law hit a deer on his motorcycle, but he survived, so I too wish deer would go gently caress themselves.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Farecoal posted:

All animals are good :)

Jellyfish and cockroaches are great

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Who What Now posted:

I'd say that eye-devouring parasites are very bad animals.

Oh sure, it's the eye devouring parasite's fault that you went swimming in that retention pond.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Idgi

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008


the article posted:

in the series, Valery Legasov (Jared Harris), a member of the Academy of Sciences, lives in nearly the same kind of squalor as a fireman in the Ukrainian town of Pripyat. In fact, Legasov would have lived in an entirely different kind of squalor than the fireman did.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

:decorum:? :fuckoff:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I'm the one trying to look smug and comehither while puking onto the bar

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Jet Jaguar posted:

Multiple threads about how the Philly explosion could have been really, really, really bad.

https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1142551735191384064

Thanks, I like coming to the Good Tweets thread to read about children dying in horrible agony due to poisoning by evil capitalists pigs (who got away with it). Made my night, really.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

Still a good tweet, my dude. Better to spread the knowledge and be saddened than to know nothing and be ignorant.

There are other threads for stuff like this, my dude. This thread is usually jokes and idiots getting dunked on; seeing this here was jarring and unexpected.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Here's a good tweet

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Thread

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Mister Speaker posted:

pretty sure some of those are toads

yeah, and they stay up front. Got a problem, find another ride

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I hear opiates are pretty popular.

:holymoley:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Danaru posted:

These guys are the loving WORST. At least Mutons cant poison you

:shepface:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
https://mobile.twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/1217703245449236485?s=04

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Platystemon posted:

Did you intend this as a vampire bat joke or a Mussolini joke?

Yes

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

zoux posted:

That's fuckin it, I'm deleting this thread

you're just mad you didn't think of it

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

This looks like the label for a beer you'd get at an italian restaurant lol

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Just poppin in to say ayyyyy

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

zoux posted:

Also how the hell do you just find that out then, that's like the major salient biographical detail of Pete.

You're really overestimating the American public's ability to pay attention to anything at all

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
"We work, honestly!"

*stares at gear with utter confusion and mild panic*

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
"...отец?"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Mods change name to Junkyard Polecat tia

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Despite how dumb as his recent gun-kata movies are

:mad:

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