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wizzardstaff posted:Someone posted a variation on this tweet (it had a burning Applebees) in a politics thread on another forum I frequent, and it went over the head of one of the stodgy old conservative dudes. "I've searched through several days of Ben Shapiro's tweets and I can't find him saying this, can you back it up?" When the joke was pointed out he blamed everyone but himself for not getting it. Nice.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Ridge. That poor kid is doomed to a lifetime of telling people that his name isn't Rich. Was he named after Ridge Forrester, I wonder?
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Tiggum posted:I would assume so just because what other Ridges are there? According to Wikipedia, not many.  I like that name. The direct translation doesn't really work in Hebrew for some reason, but one that translates to "Ravine" is pretty popular.
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MizPiz posted:https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1125032752951255041?s=19 Typical. American Jews think they represent all Jews. 
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I believe that there is only one way to win the Game of Thrones.
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Wait, your parents didn't keep your baby teeth? Next you'll tell me they didn't keep locks from your first haircut. 
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"You appreciate ONE hippo..."
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Untrustable posted:Thanks good tweets thread. I forgot Good Omens hit Prime a few days ago. Gonna check it out on my days off. It is so loving good. You're going to have a hard time watching just one or two episodes.
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Phy posted:what's dogma It's God, Ma!
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Mak0rz posted:I saw this one making the rounds a week ago and I feel dumb because I don't get it. He got his father, famed actor Richard Dreyfuss, to suggest, on Twitter, that he'd auditioned to play Batman, only to be snubbed for Ben Affleck.
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Yoshi Wins posted:Giving your old TV to a retro gamer counts as recycling imo That's reuse, which is even better.
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