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Based on the Bubbah the Love Sponge stuff, AOC is probably too old for him.
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The one good way to relate GoT characters to contemporary politicians is to compare the ways they are both incestuous idiot assholes who screw up all the time.
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Relevant to the milkshake discussion: https://mobile.twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/999388457721122816
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I feel like this is a misuse of the image. Activating the second blade usually shows that he's even more cool, badass, or resolute. Even if you want to use the meme to describe a bad thing, the second thing should increase first thing. No one in the theater was let down when he activated the second blade. 
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj01O7foKw
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GIS’d Copernicus Jackson, and there are indeed more images of the cat without the human.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/itsdansheehan/status/1133525282420211713
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Cravens! Reprobates! FOOLS!!! The Dragon of Budapest will have redress for this indignity! ...crap, the James Adomian Gorka is going to be like the Onion Biden and rehabilitate him at the worst possible time isn't it? Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 18:15 on Jun 21, 2019 |
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Jun 21, 2019 18:07
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Man, I wish I could use a neuralyzer to erase my memory of the vicarious embarrassment of that teeth tweet. https://mobile.twitter.com/sleepysk...r%3D672%23pti34
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I'm trying to get an entry level IT job and recently got someone to actually get back to me. First, I got an email with a few questions to answe, one of which was what salary range I wanted. I looked for what kind of starting salary that kind of position offers, and got this. My dad said he thought I understood myself, using the starting salary for just-out-of-high school lab techs at the hospital where he works. Later, I got a phone interview, and learned that they would have me start at just about minimum wage, which here is a whole $5/hr less than what I asked for 
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Malachi Constant posted:<is toxically masculine> https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1146397716328656896
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Walter_Mondale/status/1151291968514940929
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Bravo on that dunk, but I also liked the implication that they did NOT use code when discussing sacrifices to Moloch.
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Jul 31, 2019 04:11
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ewiley posted:Oh no I'm going to out myself as thinking it's kinda cute and I've totally just hung around in a hotel room being goofy with my wife and eating pizza in robes because someone's watching the kids for the weekend and oh god i'm old. BUT we did not sync it to a lovely pop song and put it on twitter, thanks for watching my TED talk Yeah, I was expecting something way worse than just some dorky honkies dancing.
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Aug 2, 2019 03:33
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I can't believe every single one of those feral hogs gored Vegeta in the dick.
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Aug 7, 2019 03:53
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This is far down the list of problems with the discourse on mass shootings, but back in Columbine there were at least actual reports of the shooters playing specific violent video games before people started wringing their hands about them.
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Chitin posted:Clearly SJW pandering and forced diversity by *checks notes* creator Jhonen Vasquez. But dude, Zim and Johnny the Homocidal Maniac were edgy! Edgy art is supposed to offend everyone, especially SJWs!
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Another fun take in the same vein: https://mobile.twitter.com/mrfeelswildride/status/1160419624132808704
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How can you say I’ll still be paying for others’ healthcare AND that there are bloodsucking middlemen preventing them from getting healthcare? Check and mate socialailures 
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The tweet from a Disney marketing dude named Jeffrey Epstein this weekend reminded me of a similar viral tweet thread of unfortunately named randos commiserating about some news story earlier this year, but I can’t remember which rear end in a top hat or assholes they were named after. Anyone remember?
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Seeing Trump feel good, even for a moment makes me angry.
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Aug 29, 2019 15:05
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Dale-Taco posted:Idgi. Brett Stephens, the author of that article, is a conservative NYT columnist who has been melting down for more than a week about some random professor calling him a bedbug in a tweet.
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MokBa posted:I think the idea is that the person is actually talking to no one at all, and that the blurted phrase is just a thought that had to be said aloud. Yeah, that's how it started, but half the time the thing being described isn't disruptive, and the other half the subject is doing something in response to something, so the "no one" is wrong. Like, no one: Me in an ongoing conversation about "no one:" I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT MEMES. Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Sep 9, 2019 |
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Sep 9, 2019 04:35
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Why can’t Mom and Dad just call Grandma to babysit instead of bringing us to the store or mall  ?
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Sep 23, 2019 01:25
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My late cat Bobo was a chonky boi, and he came down with the diabetes, so I had to give him insulin. At inflated American prices. Please take care of your cats.
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Sep 24, 2019 17:32
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People are pearl-clutching about the Joker movie and bloody FPS games, which leaves them blind to the true threat to society posed by the honking menaces whose minds were warped by Untitled Goose Game.
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Sep 29, 2019 21:18
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Mak0rz posted:Isn't the Babylon Bee a right-wing satire rag? This seems like a headline a more left-leaning one would do. They have good-ish days and bad days. A cynic might think they put use the agreeable stuff to lure in reasonable people before hitting them with the right wing propaganda.
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Oct 3, 2019 19:52
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Me when I saw this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_MiA9V-V5-I
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Oct 10, 2019 14:27
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So much for the tolerant left 
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Oct 12, 2019 22:04
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Anyone remember where to find a certain animated Twitter video of a stock photo bedsheet ghost antagonizing a bunch of stock photo people set to spooky video game-y music that someone posted earlier this year? Please and thank you.
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Oct 12, 2019 22:40
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EATEN rear end GOAT
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https://mobile.twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1187463781414309888 Look at the time it was posted.
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Biplane posted:10:20 PM, the witching hour And also switch your timezone settings to Eastern 
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Democratic Boomer tweets use of puns like “Rethuglican,” overuse late night comedy bits like “Drumpf,” overly focus on Russia, slavishly venerate Meuller and other “good” Republicans, and smugly point out that Trump is thrice-divorced and paid off a pornstar without mentioning that than he’s a serial rapist who partied with Epstein. I cant recall seeing this kind of energy on Ron Perlman’s Twitter. Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 02:44 on Nov 6, 2019 |
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Mak0rz posted:Thread that serves as a Wifedex reference https://mobile.twitter.com/itsdansheehan/status/1133525282420211713?lang=en
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Breetai posted:The gently caress is a wife guy? Type of internet guy who devotes a lot of energy to talking/bragging about his wife apropos of nothing.
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Many technological advances happen earlier in the Watchmen timeline, and this includes font innovation 
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