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Okay, help me: I have heard the music behind this but I cannot for the life of me remember where it's from.
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Argon-40 posted:A game called VVVVVV THANK YOU.
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Apr 26, 2019 15:28
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Sound on oh my god please watch this, y'all
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May 9, 2019 15:39
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Hey Lie-berals! "I see what you did there..." - Family Guy Moooooooving on over your Civil Rights and Freedoms to Big Dairy Sure........ I like AOC....... Always keeping my Own Calcium GOOGLE TOOTH FAIRY
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May 29, 2019 02:59
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https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1134871961757204483 This got RTed by a lot of wrestlers. I think a major consequence of the fourth wall breaking in the business is that they're all allowed to speak up like this; in my experience, wrestlers are some of the most progressive, live-and-let-live people you'd hope to meet (I mean, come on, they're basically theater kids that lifted weights). Like, Jax Dane is one of the meanest loving heels I've seen perform, but online he's an absolute angel. And I actually do like the idea of some awful bigot trying to tell him he's wrong.
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Jun 3, 2019 01:59
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https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1137056167044243456 I legit want to know who here is running the USCPSC account
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luxury handset posted:nah the USCPSC has been doing weird internet absurdism fora while to get people to try to share tweets about a topic as otherwise boring as consumer product safety tips and recalls well they are new to me and extremely wholesome so I'm here for it; agencies like the USCPSC are exactly what I hope my taxes go towards as a functional member of civilization as opposed to PFC Dirtbag's auto-renewal to Naughty America
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Jun 10, 2019 13:22
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https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1123333065911283712 I've decided I love these people and also not to tell the retrogaming thread about them
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Jun 10, 2019 13:30
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Yoshi Wins posted:You’re right. How could I forget the three Rs. This punchline relies on a too convoluted a series of posts to quote for posterity but this - this is a Good Post.
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Jun 10, 2019 15:44
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This is the funniest thing I have read in a while
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Jun 14, 2019 14:51
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Jun 16, 2019 19:30
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ewiley posted:I think this succinct tweet wins the "questions raised per word" prize I'd give that prize to the phrase "Golf Rumors (use extreme caution)" from that one conspiracy iceberg image that goes around every so often. You can draw a line from pretty much most of the poo poo on that image to things and ideas you've heard about, if conspiracy theories are at all your jam, and then you've got yourself Golf Rumors (use extreme caution)
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too real: https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1143118720233037824
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I can't say I was expecting the waiting room children's magazine, "Highlights," to get extremely into it, but they did and it's two-fisted and bless them: https://twitter.com/Highlights/status/1143572539358240774
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Moon Slayer posted:I have no strong opinions about music. for a second I thought this is a really on-point tweet from the guy that starred in Taxi
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Absurd Alhazred posted:UHF wasn't all that good. It is with great regret and affection that I flush your entire body down the toilet
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Jul 2, 2019 05:12
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Jul 12, 2019 12:41
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My mom gave me a candy dish and while I accepted it with what I hope was grace and gratitude, I also really don't eat a lot of candy. So I thought it would be funny to go to the dollar store and buy some of these candies and just keep them in this dish on an end table, never to be eaten by anyone, just as something to look at. Well, a couple of months ago I adopted a new cat, and she thinks these candies make delightful toys, and so long story short, I now have these strawberry candies turning up in the damnedest places. The prophecy has been fulfilled.
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Jul 15, 2019 11:42
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Jul 17, 2019 13:16
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Eschenique posted:The egg trick is uh.... Neat I guess but the "bigger than before" doesn't seem true or even related to what's being done? Looks like it turned an egg into a sort of rubber ball which is neat until it rots and falls apart I guess. have you heard about The Meat Trick it's forbidden knowledge
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Jul 26, 2019 11:31
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https://twitter.com/guyinthereply/status/1155130247077138432 "cuddle and succ" is today's terribly unfortunate Phrase That Pays
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Cleretic posted:I don't know how I didn't see this in this thread when it was current, but here we go: oh my loving GOD
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Aug 18, 2019 13:05
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BrandorKP posted:Shrimp on the East Coast , Prawns in the PNW shrimp in the streets, pastry in the sheets 
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Aug 23, 2019 16:09
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wizzardstaff posted:Great, now I feel like an rear end man. happy 39th birthday wizzardstaff https://twitter.com/nelmes316/status/1140706350328156162
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Feel like a person with some comedy chops and time could make a fun video essay about exxxxxtrrrrrreeeemmmme 90's marketing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1qg7sAmzI This episode of Cheap Seats is, for me, pretty much the last word on the exxxxxtrrrrrreeeemmmme 90s aesthetic.
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I am absolutely not going to Get Into It, but I think there's an ethical difference between stealing from (e.g.) a Barnes and Noble vs. a small locally-owned bookstore. That said, even if the liquor store was a "small locally-owned" one, I haven't met a liquor store owner that wasn't a chud or a creep in some way, so I think not ratting out the whiskey thief is probably the correct move.
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zoux posted:Sir, the only way to have pizza any time would be to put it on some sort of....i dunno, small bagel. But no reputable Jewish bakery would make such a thing. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth JoAnna The Wise? 
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