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Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Elon makes one final, desperate bid for 1 billion users.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 18:38

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 04:59

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Grassy Knowles posted:

...please explain

I refuse to look at a "tick tock" but urban dictionary says

quote:

Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.
�Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn�t comprehend a drat thing he said!� - Jake

�He�s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.� - Julie
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

but I don't live near any teenage girls so who knows what it actually means.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2023 05:17

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Wound up reading through Twitter's Wikipedia page and something caught my eye.

quote:

In June 2023, Twitter began treating cisgender and cis as slurs on its platform.[147]

Amazing.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 03:42

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Gotta eat that bussy.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 21:55

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/1222124323508572161

There's no rule says a dog can't play soccer.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 00:35

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Poor Chewbacca. Saw a buttocks and died.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 10:54

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/status/1677884422731726848

Sensitive content.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 22:50

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1679788618598973440

lmao

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 02:24

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

I'm starting to suspect Elon might not give a poo poo about Twitter users.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 11:18

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

What surprised me is that there are as many as 900, 000 people paying for Twitter.
He'll get that $20 billion dollar loan paid off in no time at this rate.

Literally no time at all.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 11:51

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/emollick/status/1680105732799180800

Turns out this is technically not true. Sweet corn is a natural mutation of maize that occurs spontaneously

Wikipedia posted:

In 1493, Christopher Columbus returned to Europe with corn seeds, although this revelation didn't succeed due to inadequate education of how to produce corn. Sweet corn occurs as a spontaneous mutation in field corn and was grown by several Native American tribes. The cultivation of sweet occurred when the Iroquois tribes grew the first recorded sweet corn (called 'Papoon') for European settlers in 1779.[5] It soon became a popular food in the southern and central regions of the United States.

The radiation experiments simply created super-sweet varieties.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 20:27

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Tree Bucket posted:

"The atomic maize experiment only created super varieties" is a terrible "well actually."

We call it the cronus bonus

The claim was that the experiment is literally where sweet corn came from.
As one of the replies to that tweet noted, sweet corn was not invented by white people.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2023 01:37

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

zoux posted:

Police Captain George Pickett

https://twitter.com/smoke_nd_pearlz/status/1682501032792694788

You're telling me this guy has an insurance company that covers acts of dog?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 20:01

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

grittyreboot posted:

https://twitter.com/pookleblinky/status/1682518440869785600?t=NR98lR4rDw2TkVo1lpC6Wg&s=19

I know Cash wouldn't have said this. Just substitute Cash for John Prine.

Also, it isn't even true so.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 02:28

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I love the clutch cargo mouth also the whole thing feels far ahead of its time

which part because the sucking part is definitely true

https://twitter.com/TawniVixen4/status/1682860324775403523

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 09:10

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Ambitious Spider posted:

Eh, it's complicated. We probably shouldn't be trying to race science people, but she was at least black enough for the Klan to attack Cash over it, but she identified as white. Roseanne Cash was on Finding your roots and

So I can see why someone would post that, even if it's a way more complicated subject than a tweet can handle

Also, as has been stated 'Whiteness' is a social construct, not a biological one. If the Klan are the only people counting how many slaves your ancestors rapped, you're white enough.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 19:59

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

I miss when Jib Jab just made funny flash videos.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 05:14

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Elon Musk has literally lost more money in a few months than any other person in history, and is still like the third richest man in the world.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 10:27

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

bigperm posted:

So many dipshits are advertising an AI newsletter powered by AI. Sign up now!

I�ve blocked at least a dozen today.

AI news can't be any worse than the regular stuff.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 11:53

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1685629350018695168

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 00:47

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Electric Phantasm posted:

I'm surprised no one else has stolen Don Coyote or maybe they have and I haven't seen it

The Krazy Kat strip had a Don Kiyoty, because George Harriman liked to spell things weird.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 08:16

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/OfficialAlamo/status/1686085950680559616

This is how I learned Paul Reubens died.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 21:20

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/cnviolations/status/1681337684457934850?s=46&t=LuWlVigXSHv3TXi-WVRPYA

That escalated quickly.

https://twitter.com/CatWorkers/status/1687939382467067905

# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 17:20

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

https://twitter.com/pladsog/status/1688234481931436032

LOL dril's still got it!

# ¿ Aug 7, 2023 05:56

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Is chad alright? Getting some real negative vibes from him for some reason

Um I think you mean Cchhhaaaddd.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2023 08:00

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

So, apparently Emenem is trending a bit, I wonder what's up?

https://twitter.com/PopularLiberal/status/1688926217968500741

But don't worry, the guy who Elon refused to ban for posting CSAM is here to talk some "truth"

https://twitter.com/dom_lucre/status/1688948944670232576

ultrafilter posted:

Skipping high school classes to smoke weed is probably a respectable strategy for actually learning math though.

The joke explained.

I was promised an explanation and all I got was a headache.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 04:42

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

D-Pad posted:

This made me remember about the time I smoked with a guy who had a bong that was a figurine of one of the ICP dudes loving Eminem in the rear end. This would have been at the height of both their popularity.

lol ICP at the height of their popularity vs Emenem at his.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 09:27

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

The height of ICP's popularity was when the released that on song.
The one the meme is from.

The only ICP song anyone has ever heard.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 10:35

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Emenems feud with Moby was less ridiculous than the feud with ICP.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 10:36

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

DontMockMySmock posted:

Costello: So what's the lineup for the classic rock festival?

Abbott: Well, The Guess Who is playing first, then The Who, then The Band.

Costello: Can you just tell me their names?

Abbott: I just told you!

Costello: Who's playing first?

Abbott: No they're on second, The Guess Who's on first.

Costello: Just tell me, I'm not going to guess the band that's playing first.

Abbott: They're playing third; we're not talking about them.

etc.

Ok, fine. Nevermind first. Whose on second?

Yes.

Yes is playing second?

What? No!

# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 02:41

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Looks like the Pope finally won.

https://twitter.com/AlisonMaryORE/status/1688894324128325632

# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 04:31

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

SiKboy posted:

https://twitter.com/EuanYours/status/1689559715422904322?s=20

ok?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 20:22

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Look you need to understand that when people say "Best wings in town" 'wings' is code for 'tits'.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 04:27

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ponzicar posted:

Did they block off the top too? Or is some kid at the park going to have a bad day?

Maybe another cop even.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 06:14

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Beeswax posted:

There are no no age brackets in mma

Even weight classes are a relatively new thing.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 09:41

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

bigperm posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1691257106601508864

https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1691257780127006720

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 02:45

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

TotalLossBrain posted:

Posting with the x domain results in broken posts.

https://twitter.com/jarjarfan69/status/1691137453564768259?s=46&t=LuWlVigXSHv3TXi-WVRPYA

https://twitter.com/JohnErikFraker/status/1691159192453943296

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 16:19

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1691812293934227489

I guess my first question is why is there a verified pro-Adolf Hitler account that encourages antisemitic harassment

I mean, you absolutely know the answer to your question already.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 16:50

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Lobok posted:

Au10tix? I'm not going to trust an ID verification company that sounds like they put out an album in the '90s.

The best part is it's an Israeli company which the Muskovites are just going to love.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 21:45

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 04:59

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1691842575769260171
She'd post the super exonerating evidence NOW, but, you know.....
Oh is that the time? Gotta run!

# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 02:38

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