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boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

For a split second I thought the thumbnails were screenshots from a casino in fallout: new vegas

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boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz0XxyhTRnc

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

NFT stands for nutrient film technique and you use it to grow drugs. next question

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

i've never heard anybody supporting bitcoin whose position didn't boil down to "but wouldn't things be fantastic if i, personally, were super wealthy"

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021


ah you gently caress

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021


we didnt get rid of the Seaward.. the Seaward got rid of us

my 8 billionth least favourite human

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

"But Doctor," wailed Pagliacci, "I am a ho!"

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Actors aren't usually hired for movies because they can nail the character, it's the film studio buying access to the established fanbase through the draw power of their name. If Ben Affleck's draw stems from some regional and sports-affiliated identity then, as stupid as it is, pissing all over that identity seems like it would degrade his commercial worth as an actor - which is a big part of why he got the role in the first place, rather than just someone who acts good

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021


in case people aren't familiar

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

zoux posted:

Because google is evil (I use google because protest "internet searching" [also known as "googling"] doesn't actually accomplish anything except giving you bad search results)

Of course, I could simply ethically consume under this, our capitalist society, but who has the time.

???

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Son of Rodney posted:

It's British, for them this is about 3 episodes over what's concidered "a long and successful run"

meanwhile americans are like "yeah 245 years of garbage let's renew for another 4 seasons"

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021


this article summed up everything ive been feeling about musk for years and its a really good summary, its now going to be my go-to link whenever someone wants to argue about musk with me. thanks

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Cocaine Bear posted:

Thanks! Never seen lost so I assume it's going to take several hundred follow up questions to get the joke so I'll stick with context and move on. Cheers!

I stopped after a few seasons but I remember following up on the wikipedia summary years later and, in short: have you ever thought of an awesome setup to a story that will make everyone say "wow, I want to see where this goes!!" and then been completely at a loss for how to continue/finish it? Well now imagine that you were a big fancy director who decided "well, it doesn't matter, what's important is that people will watch it anyway and I still get my paycheque"

That's Lost

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Veib posted:

I feel like the real question here is can a chimp do a 1080

I know there's a whole movie about a skateboarding chimp, but I haven't seen it so I don't know if it provides an answer

You're thinking of Free Willy. Which is actually a movie about a flying whale

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Alexander to his troops at Hyphasis: i am once again asking for your support in my ongoing quest to change the system from within

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

i cant believe antifa terrorists got the switch pro cancelled

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Bibliotechno Music posted:

This meme always reminds me of the time I saw an 8-ish year old boy in my neighborhood pick up a stick, place one end on the ground, and lean on it as hard as he could so it was pressing against his dick before shouting “ow!” Later, I passed him again, and he was moving his scooter along with the handle between his thighs and the handlebar banging against his crotch. Kids are dumb and weird as hell.

If you've found an easier way to masturbate then just tell us already. My kid keeps asking where his scooter is

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Stexils posted:

dies from crossfit

Longinus: bro he RIPd

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

psychotic poem aside, thank god her mum is Meryl loving Streep because i dont know how fun it'd be to go through high school with a name like Grace Gummer

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Skwirl posted:

I used to have a cat named Billie Jean King, after the tennis player. But we usually shortened it to Billie Jean and we got the cat like a month before Michael Jackson died so everyone assumed we named her after the song.

you could have avoided a lot of confusion by instead calling your cat "BJ King"

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021


christmas boots posted:

And it took how long for the 9/11 first responders to get their bill?

I haven't been following the Havana syndrome thing but I remember reading some articles/breakdowns that were saying like, the symptoms are too varied, the proposed "causes" are physically/scientifically impossible, and the most likely explanation is the normal spread of natural illnesses/ailments across a sample that size combined with psychosomatic 'copycat' kinda problems due to the way they investigated and reported on it.. not sure if that really is the correct or whole story but the fact that a bill just got passes does kinda suggest that there is no bottom to the money well for spies

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

zoux posted:

Also, one need only commit a single sin, the blasphemy of the holy spirit. This sin is considered unforgivable.

The holy spirit is a poop-filled neverending butthole

I'll see you in some bizarre torture fetish hell

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

It Sounds Strange But It's True: If You Took Every Human On Earth And Put Them In The Sun, That Would Be Pretty Neat

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Tsaedje posted:

There's this thing called the troubles you may want to look up before making sweeping statements about all of northern ireland.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-36614443

quote:

Northern Ireland has voted to remain in the EU Referendum by a majority of 56% to 44%.

only trouble here is your trouble with simple maths, buddy my ole pal

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

SimonSays posted:

Yeah Australian accents aren't great

actually they're welsh

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

coolusername posted:

Fish and chips / “feeesh and chips” = Australian,

theees eees correeect, darlink. ve oustrayleeeans looof to suuck yoour bloooood

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

after correcting for outliers, the CDC has downgraded the national vaccination rate to negative 12%

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

someone, somewhere on the planet, doesn't understand the argument that "satire is complex and shouldn't ever be used because someone, somewhere on the planet might not understand it" so please don't make that argument anymore

thank you

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

I am not a farmer nor am i 30-50 feral hogs but it feels like a big part of the problem is large scale mechanised agricultural practices that have eliminated all forms of natural balance and our ability to manage the land in a way that doesn't result in these sorts of failure cascades

Like "how can one person manage a thousand hectares of monoculture land by themself??" the problem seems to be in the question

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Atticus_1354 posted:

No. There wouldn't be and isn't a natural balance to them because they are a domesticated species that has gone feral and become invasive with its extreme adaptability and huge birthrate. These ecosystems don't have an equivalent that would allow them to deal with that.

Nah i was thinking more along the lines of restricting the conditions in which they breed without limit, so less monoculture, more general biodiversity and smaller allotments per farmer, which would make land and pest management easier/more nuanced. I'm not talking about like dumping a bunch of polar bears in there or whatever

It's more a reflection on modern large scale mechanised agriculture inevitably creating the conditions for large scale pest crises, which you can't solve by doubling down on large scale mechanised solutions, nor can you expect nature to fix itself when the context we've created is anything but natural

But if the options are "radically revisit the agricultural economy" and "killer drones" you can bet which one they're gonna pick

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Crowetron posted:

How would you leave the hospital without having the pandemic explained to you?

Hospital fees:

Custodian advised patient of Covid-19 epidemic: $7249.63

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

grittyreboot posted:

Friend, privatized health care is coming to the isles. Believe me it's overwhelmingly unpopular here. But once those politicians get a taste of those pounds good luck.

But what about all that time wasted waiting for the public health system, wouldn't it be so much more efficient to accept that you're too poor to survive this capitalist wasteland and just die smoothly and hassle-free from easily preventable health issues??

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

next up, we hack Agatha Christie by skipping to the end of every book

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

life hack, before drinking the wine make sure you grate the cork as a lil garnish

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Cocaine Bear posted:

It's p sweet if you can handle ur poo poo.

i love the way being stoned makes the trip from the airport to the accommodation feel 5x longer

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Anybody got a link to (or screenshot of) the "sucks being born at the end of the gently caress around generation and right at the start of the find out generation" followed by "im uncomfortable with how many people liking this have phd in their title" tweets? thought it was reposted recently but couldnt find it going back 10 pages and ctrl +f ing

e: vvvv thank you!

boofhead has a new favorite as of 14:32 on Feb 20, 2022

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

I'm still waiting for a "what does this mean for crypto" 400 post Twitter theead

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Kenning posted:

This is the most brutally soy tweet I think I've ever seen.

What does soy mean here? A mate explained "soy boy' to me a few years back, is it related to that kind of mentality?

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Kenning posted:

Soy in this case refers to the open mouthed smile in his pfp, and has come to encompass what 10 years ago would have been called "monkey cheese" or "lol random", but with a specific sort of treacly positivity undergirding it.

Thank you

I thought I was online but I guess I'm not, also had to look up pfp. In my innocent youth we probably would have just called him a church camp paedophile and called it a day

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boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Dunno about the responses, I wasn't sure if they were supposed to be actual literal quotes or comedic license to sum up his feelings on it? But I just checked and that flyer at the end does have Not S&P approved on it at least

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