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Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I am frankly livid that I, Mr Good Tweets Man, have yet to appear in this thread. This is typical liberal bias.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2019 22:07

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 04:45

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Well, I was going to post this in a �lol thanks for the update, doofus� way, but then someone pointed out that the Ohio shooter was also tagged in, and had probably RTd it, and holy gently caress do I ever feel a bit sick

# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 09:53

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/891357729633206273

# ¿ Aug 6, 2019 16:59

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

grittyreboot posted:

How much time should she get for dog loving?

You don't really need more than five minutes. Those idiots have no staying power.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 10:56

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/avxstudios/status/1159446076304134144?s=21

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 12:26

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I would put money on Bob Mortimer being responsible for that.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 13:52

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Shut up Meg posted:

I know what you mean, but it;s actually the Beef & Dairy Network podcast

https://www.beefanddairynetwork.com/page/7
Episode 5 - Dustin France
7mins in, but you should listen to the whole thing to get the vibe.

Holy tits I know so many of the guests on that show.

Why haven't they invited me on, the fuckers.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 17:00

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/NellFrizzell/status/1171409304093696001

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 14:09

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1173533975161245696

FINALLY I have made it into the good tweets thread. Time to put stones in my pockets and walk into the ocean, knowing that my legacy will live on.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 08:24

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/1178954863792795648?s=09

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 10:57

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/WhaJoTalkinBout/status/1179946731708006400

# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 15:40

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Locked account, so here's a screenshot:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 11:44

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

The "R" on the gear stick stands for "Really mash your nuts against this bad boy. Just super get involved"

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 10:07

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Shut up Meg posted:

I depress the clutch pedal with the tip of my penis.

How else are you going to feel the bite?!

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 11:23

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Russia has a sport called slap fighting

https://mobile.twitter.com/thEMANacho/status/1192148582100549633

https://youtu.be/QIT4uA3UeI4

Its incredible

Jesus loving Christ. The guy with the synthol Popeye arms and dinky wee head. Christ.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 14:25

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

This is super dumb but it made me bark with laughter at my desk, so here we are

https://twitter.com/vecchitto/status/1196239367523700748

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 11:45

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/joshbythesea/status/1204357291266527236

# ¿ Dec 10, 2019 16:32

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Kenning posted:

That's a very cursed tweet.

Yeah I kinda want the war to hurry up a bit after reading that

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 10:48

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/negaversace/status/1215323343458652164?s=09

# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 23:11

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/1218198502980886529

# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 17:16

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

And all erotica

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 15:56

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Crowetron posted:

If Greta Thunberg had access to a time machine, she would still choose not to travel on the Titanic. Partly because it was coal powered, but mostly because of the iceberg thing.

Mate she loving loves icebergs. Mad for the cunts. Haven't you been paying attention?

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 09:40

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

This entire thread is incredible. Far better than the first tweet suggests.

https://twitter.com/jon_snow_420/status/1032686780221284354?s=19

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 09:33

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Someone in the replies posted the entirety of the "rap" and my entire body puckered so hard my rear end in a top hat is flexing like Popeye's arms

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 00:09

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

If we're posting our own sick* bars...

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1230446172663316480

*very very bad

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 14:28

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

This thread is a fine example of British culture

https://twitter.com/Beardynoise/status/1231528460977397761?s=19

# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 12:06

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

"A FAT WIENER IS A GOOD THING IDIOT!"

Strong contender for a new thread title tbh

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 15:15

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I wish to report a murder

https://twitter.com/A_Star_Official/status/1233965036051320832?s=19

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 10:31

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/primawesome/status/1234178239595151361?s=19

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 12:46

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Captain Monkey posted:

That was really stupid.

Listen buddy. I once spent a month tweeting so that the first word of all my tweets spelled the entirety of Avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend'. That was stupid. This guy is a genius.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 23:34

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

As someone who grew up in the Midlands, this rings true on a deeply fundamental level

https://twitter.com/futuristbot/status/1233727373536825345?s=19

# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 12:30

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Elviscat posted:

A shower is a bidet, for your rear end.

And for all your non-rear end parts, if you're clever.

I have no non-rear end parts. I am all rear end. Even the knees. My fingers are butts and I will not be stopped.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 06:29

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Scientists have known that they whistle for quite a while. They even know why:

They don't know the words

:imunfunny:

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 17:00

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/timeoutalexc/status/1246246773565411328?s=19

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 14:55

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/MhairiMcF/status/1246555188380471297?s=19

# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 08:05

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/nakeyjakey/status/1246910662644772865?s=21

Some fiercely cursed replies to this tweet right here

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 07:21

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Beartaco posted:

The great thing about nobody being at work is that there's no such thing as nsfw anymore.

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1247046850546479104?s=19

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 11:27

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

rear end cheeks for sure. That makes the screw the starfish's starfish. The most forbidden of nature's treasures.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 04:45

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1250868755095269376?s=19

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 08:34

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 04:45

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Hyrax Attack! posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/koleross/status/1252449364297101312

I think this guy is a goon. He does a bunch of gaming podcasts, and I really appreciate that like 30% of the time is spent saying "do not tweet us about this". Dude knows how audience.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 08:23

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