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(Thread IKs: Nenonen)
What should the presidential powers be in 2020?
This poll is closed.
UNLIMITED!!!! URKKI 2.0!!!!!! 3 23.08%
Sauli should be allowed to telecast to our homes whenever he pleases, but that should be the limit. 2 15.38%
He should be limited to writing mildly worded letters to HBL and other provincial newspapers. 2 15.38%
None. More power to Sanna & Katri & Maria & Li & Anna-Maja & Jenni! 2 15.38%
Unlimited, but every decision must be subject to a plebiscite. 0 0%
None, but the president's life must be video streamed 24 /7 for the duration of their term, with no censorship. 4 30.77%
Total: 13 votes
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Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
I think the title of the thread should include a reminder that Kepu pettää aina

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Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

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Hogge Wild posted:

jos joku haluaa kirjoittaa puolueista jonkun yhteen vedon niin voin lisätä tähän

SDP: A party for old people and sadly the only big party that does not want to sacrifice the earth to please the gods of capitalism. Still has political power due to history, but is mainly content with having a sit down after that exhausting 200 meter bike ride to the nearest shop.

Likes: crying in the corner, old picture albums

Dislikes: modern fads like telephones


KOK: Capitalists and other assorted tax-dodging rich people. Their main goal is to privatize everything to get more money.

Likes: tax evasion, legislation that gives their buddies more money

Dislikes: poor people


KESK: Incest cultists and backstabbers masquerading as farmers. Will betray everything and everyone eventually.

Likes: gerrymandering the countryside, the legacy of Kekkonen

Dislikes: journalism


VIHR: Bipolar crazy person that alternates between eco-fascism and common sense social welfare. Could be a viable candidate for becoming the fourth big party, but well...

Likes: coal, nuclear power, forests

Dislikes, coal, nuclear power, medication


PS: Populist immigration critics and I'm sure they have a lot of other views as well.

Likes: border control, bigger pensions

Dislikes: swarthy people


VAS: Leftists that are apparently different from SDP in certain ways but no one really knows for sure, this ambiguity is not at all related to the fact that the only question journalists ever ask is "Li Andersson, why are you so hot?".

Likes: basic income, organic food

Dislikes: capitalists


KD: Jesus fans and a surprising number of ex-athletes.

Likes: Jesus, Christianity, moral judgments

Dislikes: anything after 1950


RKP: Swedes and filthy rich Swedes.

Likes: being in government

Dislikes: being in opposition


SIN: A joke party that split off from PS in order to avoid a re-election, had members in government before being a registered party.

Likes: being in government

Dislikes: elections

MUUT: Väyrynen

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Won't somebody think of the rapists

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

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Waving goodbye to pensions/blinded by neoliberalism/gazing upon the light of Paavo/etc.

What a great picture

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Oikeusvaltiossa nämä suhmuroijat olisi pistetty giljotiiniin ja terveydenhuollon yksityistäminen olisi peruutettu jo aikoja sitten

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
I wonder how much Seiska paid him for this

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
Privatization makes everything more efficient.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
He just really wants to do something before being discarded in the next election

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme

:same:

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme

Still not enough to get me vote for him

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
For once the betrayal is coming from inside the house

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
I think it's mostly the elderly people death factories these days

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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SnowblindFatal posted:

Heittäkää joku invi tolle uudelle hommafoorumille. Pitää olla jotain hupia viikonlopulle.

I dunno, things like "Suomen lain yläpuolella toimiva Naton hybridikeskus" and "Norminet Oy:ssä ei ole mukana suursijoittajia, suvakkeja, kommunisteja, kokoomuslaisia, globalisteja, sionisteja tai persuja" on that front page make me think it's a parody

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
It is good news that an incest cult doesn't get special privileges any more

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Instead of exploiting a loophole in the law the correct course is to move towards an entirely voluntary service

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Pls don't doxx me or my friend Mutakuono

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
Kaikki muu on turhaa paitsi hernekeiton heittäminen puskaan kun joku helvetin tärkeä äijä huutaa "viheltää"

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
En nyt halua keskittyä sen enempää inttitsättiin, mutta kyllä kai se on kaikille selvää, että kaikki tarpeellinen intissä voidaan opettaa parissa viikossa tyhmimmällekin tykärille kunhan vaan se turha odottelu karsittaisiin pois. Ja yllättäen niitä vapaaehtoisia löytyisi enemmän kuin tarpeeksi jos siellä laitoksessa tehtäisiin muutakin kuin luhan kaivamista täyspakkauksesta.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Nenonen posted:

Mitä jos on merivoimissa?

Silloin pitää osata suomeksi, ruotsiksi ja viroksi "onko henkkareita?"

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
Lot of blockchain fans itt looks like.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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His party will split into seven different stars before the elections

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
I can't think of a better ending for this shitshow of a government

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme

Se tapahtuu

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
Tsaarinvalta alas nyt!

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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doverhog posted:

On aina helppo vittuilla johtajille, mä olen ite ollut yksi wowi killan johtajista ja voin kertoa ettei se ole niin helppoa... :smugwizard:

Siinä on ero onko edes tavoitteet oikeita.

Kiltajohtajana olin aika oikeistolainen, saat mitä ansaitset, muut johtajat veti enemmän tasajako linjaa. Suomi ei kuitenkaan ole wowi kilta, joten samat opit tai mielipiteet ei päde täällä.

Mä kyllä kysyin et haluutsä kaikki mausteet

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
Also the veterans absolutely did not receive a pension you could just live off of while they were working age

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ylen vaalikone avattu, Piraatteja, Vihreitä ja Vasureita tuloksissa ja tällä kertaa isommilla eroilla kuin aiemmin esillä olleessa Keskisuomalaisen vaalikoneessa. Tarkemmin vastauksia katsomalla piraateilla oli erittäin suuria ongelmia kirjoittaa järkeviä lauseita saati sitten yhdyssanoja ja vasurit olivat täysin omissa maailmoissa eläviä hulluja. Vihreiden edustajilla oli oman tulosjoukon ainoat perustellut, hyvin esitetyt mielipiteet :shrug:

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme

:vince:

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
I'd rather get rid of beer than milk

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Nenonen posted:

Köyhille lapsiperheille pitäisi antaa oikeus saalistaa citykaneja ja peuroja omaan käyttöön. Torrakan voisi lainata Oodista. :synpa:

Sama, paitsi kaikille. Rusakko jumalauta söi talvella omenapuuni kaarnat, jos ne kuolee niin lähtee muuten jänökin hirteen.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Have these twitter attack stories ever been true?

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Skanker posted:

I'm leaving Finland so hard once my studies are done.

I have some bad news for you about other countries

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Pattaya rent boy is not much of a career, unless you count being the next potential First Lady when the Green candidate wins in 2050 or something

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Why even pretend that this is a real party instead of lumping it together with MUUT?

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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uncleTomOfFinland posted:

I think literally the only reason is being in the government.. for now.

Yes, but given that Sipis already ragequit...

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
The trouble with populist parties is that they disintegrate on contact with being in the government. While it would be absolutely hilarious to see PS split again, I'd rather have a functioning government this time around.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
I unironically voted today and anyone posting itt who doesn't should get banned

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme
Burn all the coal so we can be the new Mediterranean, therefore no need for kaukolämpö

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Ramrod XTreme

Jaakko Ilkan viimeiset sanat posted:

If we ever get a fascist regime in this country, I'm blaming you guys for it.

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Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

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Nenonen posted:

Siitä suuttui SnowblindFatal,
jopa suuttui ja häpesi.
Itse läksi astumahan
rannalle merelliselle.
Tuossa loihe laulamahan,
lauloi kerran viimeisensä:
lauloi vaskisen venehen,
kuparisen umpipurren.

Itse istuvi perähän,
läksi selvälle selälle.
Virkki vielä mennessänsä,
lausui lähtiellessänsä:
"Jos viel kerran tähän maahan,
kurjaan kylmään Pohjolahan,
joku päivä, joku yö,
vuosiin päästä, huomenna,
nousoopi valtaan fasistit,
natsiliput liehuilevat,
niin siit mie teitä syytän,
osoittelen sormellani."

:vince:

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