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(Thread IKs: Nenonen)
What should the presidential powers be in 2020?
This poll is closed.
UNLIMITED!!!! URKKI 2.0!!!!!! 3 23.08%
Sauli should be allowed to telecast to our homes whenever he pleases, but that should be the limit. 2 15.38%
He should be limited to writing mildly worded letters to HBL and other provincial newspapers. 2 15.38%
None. More power to Sanna & Katri & Maria & Li & Anna-Maja & Jenni! 2 15.38%
Unlimited, but every decision must be subject to a plebiscite. 0 0%
None, but the president's life must be video streamed 24 /7 for the duration of their term, with no censorship. 4 30.77%
Total: 13 votes
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DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Oh what the gently caress
https://www.hs.fi/kaupunki/helsinki/art-2000005960760.html

this goddamn place never stops being under construction and now they are taking my 30 second walk to spåra away too :negative:

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DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
SOTE keeps being a clusterFUCK

https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-10586227

https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-10586916

http://jennitamminen1.puheenvuoro.uusisuomi.fi/267229-kun-omatkin-hylkasivat-annika-saarikon?ref=poiminnat

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Blue Future trying to crash on that brown rapists hysteria:
https://www.hs.fi/kotimaa/art-2000005963389.html

EDIT: Persuyouth just dropping all pretense:
https://www.hs.fi/sunnuntai/art-2000005962641.html

also I'm totally calling Blue Future Sinine Äratus from now on

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Jan 12, 2019

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
From one hypothetical party to other lol

Eat it Soini

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

bloom posted:

https://www.hs.fi/politiikka/art-2000005980284.html

To save hyvinvointiyhteiskunta, we must destroy hyvinvointiyhteiskunta tehdä vaikeita päätöksiä. En nyt yleisesti pahemmin kunnioita hesaria uutisten lähteenä, mutta tää on suht härskiä settiä jopa niiltä.

quote:

Kansliapäälliköt eivät luettele yksityiskohtaisia toimenpiteitä. He kertovat uhkista mahdollisuuksina ja toimenpiteistä positiivisin sanakääntein.

Silti jo nyt voi ennustaa, että päätökset eivät ole kaikille kivoja, mikäli Suomi yrittää päästä esimerkiksi työllisyydessä samalle tasolle muiden Pohjoismaiden kanssa.

Why is it that I can with incredible accuracy predict who aren't going to like the decisions and who are?

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Sulphagnist posted:

It always gives me this quaint, sinking feeling to see American right-wing brainworms infect Finns, be it abortion, climate change, or now Confederate apologia (of which "slavery would have been solved by capitalism so there was no need for the North to engage in bloodshed" is a sub-genre).

I've never actually met a Finnish Trump supporter in the wild but if I did meet one in real life I'm worried it would eventually end in a fight.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

SpiritOfLenin posted:

I met one in my brother's wedding. It was like a cousin of his fiancee or something, and it was utterly bizarre. I didn't know what the gently caress to say when he started to yell about Trump, (and neither did the other person in the conversation) so I just shut up and quietly avoided him the rest of the night - like gently caress am I gonna ruin a big day like that for my brother and his fiancee with arguing with a shithead.

Yeah, I wouldn't even know where to start, which is why I probably would just headbutt them or something in confusion :psyduck:

In other news, ever been so good at corruption that you literally cause your municipality to dissappear from existence?
https://www.hs.fi/kotimaa/art-2000005984445.html

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
(tiede)

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Kuolema on deaddii

RIP

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://www.hs.fi/kaupunki/art-2000005993934.html

I don't know what is the problem with people knowing about this - a racist sexist likely criminal seems like the perfect Persucandidate to me.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://www.hs.fi/kulttuuri/art-2000005997516.html

quote:

Esimerkiksi haku *paska* näyttää kaikki paska-sanan sisältävät paikannimet. Niitä on Suomessa yhteensä 2944 kappaletta.

Jorma Khan 1000 ekr: new lands only have marshes and lakes everywhere, forcing the proud Mongol people to get rid of their horses "Vittu mitä paskaa."

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Feb 12, 2019

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
People ain't supposed to live here. The land is telling us to leave and we don't listen!

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Cock ad campaign manager: "SDP screwed up on combustion engines! Seize the initiative so we can leech few votes from Jormas and Pates who think the KGB is coming for their Corollas!"

Some unpaid intern: https://www.hs.fi/nyt/art-2000006005409.html

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I was wondering what a suojatyöpaikka she would end up in. Pretty ballsy not even waiting for the elections to pass. Kepu is pissed off.
https://www.is.fi/politiikka/art-2000006007255.html

I really hate Berner though so the possibility of her never setting foot on Finnish soil is a bonus in my books though.

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Feb 20, 2019

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Culka posted:

I guess every poster ITT is now going to leave this dead forum and join the new hotness https://norminet.com/

Hehehehähä

Every time I think these people can't become more ridicolous...

Also, privatization is always so great and efficient:
https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-10651553

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Feb 21, 2019

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
SOTE is basically having its sad and torturous life flashing in its eyes now lol

Just kill it government. I want to see Heikkinen cry on live TV.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://www.hs.fi/nyt/art-2000006014795.html

A legitimate column from Nyt. I for one am not glad about the extra bullshit companies make you do without it reflecting in price and all that data mining I don't get poo poo from.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
LMAO. I voted for you Paavo! How could you betray my trust like all other politicians :negative:

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I got type 1 diabetes AFTER going through forest torture. So personally I believe the military should be violently dismantled.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Nenonen posted:

The fat bitch retires. :rip: SIN

Good goddamn riddance to the toad. Rarely do careers end in such disgrace.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

PineappleGod posted:

I just checked Paavos party's candidate list.

Paavo Väyrysen seitsemän tähden liikeen ehdokaslista:

1) Muutoksen puheenjohtaja Anita Saarinen
2) Siniristin liiton ja laillisuuspuolueen puheenjohtaja Jouko Piho
3) Itsenäisyyspuolueen entinen varapuheenjohtaja Ilkka Luoma
4) MV-lehden päätoimittaja Ilja Janitskin
5) Itsenäisyyspuolueen ex-puheejohtajaehdokas Mikko Vapa
6) Siniristi-puolueen entinen puheenjohtaja Akseli Erkkilä
7) Maidanin jääkärien johtaja Ari Lindström
8) Itsenäisyyspuolueen entinen varapuheenjohtaja Mauri Nygård
9) IKL:n entinen puheejohtaja Matti Järviharju
10) Edesmenneen puheenjohtaja Olavi Mäenpään entinen naisystävä Rosa Tani
11) SKYP:n naisten järjestön puheenjohtaja (mahdollisesti joidenkin puolueidenkin puheenjohtaja), ex-kansanedustaja Aune Mänttäri
12) Vaihtoehto Tampere -ryhmän puheenjohtaja Aarne Raevaara
13) Itsenäisyyspuolueen ex-varapuheenjohtaja Jukka Paakki
14) Köyhien asialla puolueen puheenjohtaja Terttu Savola

Erilaisten poliittisten johtajien lisäksi listalla ovat puoluekentän konkarit kuten Ritva Puolakka, Petri Kaivanto, Peter Fryckman, Seppo Hauta-aho, Harri Lindell, Jösse Järvenpää. Sokerina pohjalla SKDL-kommunisti Pirkko Turpeinen-Saari ja Väyrynen itse.

The amount of sheer crazy on this one list is amazing.

drat and I thought nobody would out crazy-hysteria the Persut this time around.

No. 1 Callie Fan posted:

https://twitter.com/anttisiikaaho/status/1101387888074416128

Fear and loathing in Persulandia. Apparently catastrophizing is a thing with a large subset of TF voters.

They gonna get ya!

:byodood:

THEY GON' GET YA!

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Hahaha seriously? Sipilä proves to be the ultimate nerd and ragequits over SOTE :xd:

THIS loving GOVERNMENT (RIP)

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

HAHAHAHAHA

that is some Trump level petty "I am the state!" bullshit

Get hosed so hard Sipilä :byewhore:

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

His Divine Shadow posted:

Enjoying reading the bitter right wing cunts whining in the newssites comment sections.

So much schadenfreude. Yet so many people that I want to tell "TOLD YA" to and can't...

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Man this internet ban-segregation of different political opinions is really hurting me

So. Many. People. Who have been banned/left/secluded who I want to force a big "I told you this would be a failgovernment" wing-wing down their throat. Let my buttmonkeys go, Pharaoahs!

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

No. 1 Callie Fan posted:

A "Soldier of Odin" tried to attack foreign minister Timo Soini (sin.) today at Korso, with the context of Soini being a "traitor". We don't know if it was a meditated attack or an instantaneous attack influenced by alcohol, but the body guards managed to defuse the situation.

Goddamn, Irony, chill. Jeez.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

No. 1 Callie Fan posted:

The female representation is kind of one dimensional in this? I mean here's your victim, your regular Finnish school girl.



Is that the kid cardboard cut out from the beginning of Men in Black? Except in a wet dream animu outfit?

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I mean let's be straight, nobody would stay in this country if they had money

boring as poo poo

But lol if you haven't even graduated yet, world's going to loving eat you alive. Boring means safe too.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://www.hs.fi/politiikka/art-2000006050245.html

The left gets harassed by racists. The right gets harassed by racists who think they aren't racist enough.


Both siiiideeess :negative:

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I predict Kepu is going to eat crow, switch Sibbe out and go into punamulta. But if Juha stays then I really have little idea what will happen.

Just as long as Cock stays in opposition I don't care though. Yeah, I'd rather have Hallis in government then those fuckers these days.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Jerry Cotton posted:

"If humans don't befriend literal oven-wanting Nazis, the world will become worse somehow." - The Dumbest loving Goon

Befriend? Who is talking about that? It is just a lot less easier and lot less harmful to Finland to deal with the dumb fucks in PS then the loving gold-eating lizard-people wearing human masks in Cock. Government work is poison for the former because ultimately they can achieve about 1/100th of what their retard followers actually want. While the latter can just keep festering as second-partners (or first, doesn't matter), worming in their kill the poor, privatize winnings and socialize the losses bullshit everywhere and never taking the hit from it because they are actually doing what their inhuman constituents want.

I'd rather have neither, but I know what I want if it is between the two. Couple of years ago I would have spoken differently but Jesus gently caress I am just so loving done with the bullshit weasel word siphoning of public money to rich fuckwad pockets. This government has been the worst, and very little of it is ultimately because of persut. Most of it has been because one of the lizard-men somehow ended up running Kepu so we had two parties who want to make soylent green out of anyone who isn't at least upper middle class.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Andrast posted:

Working with the racists sure worked out great in Denmark

They tried to out-racist the racists, that is the problem. It's better to render them impotent as opposed to trying to beat them at their own lovely game. Only thing the now-dead government actually did right. And they still let them stay in the opposition officially with some bullshit confidence-and-supply agreement. Basically the worst possible option you could do. Shut them out completely or include them, not some bullshit halfway deal where they don't have to take the responsibility for government decisions.

Again, gently caress Persut and every lovely person who votes for them, but I'd rather have them included as opposed to Cock.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I mean this is all just hypothetical, because SDP has been pretty clear on not going on same government with PS. I wish they would be as clear about Cock too, but meh.

Anyway, Hesari's exercise in futility:
https://www.hs.fi/politiikka/art-2000006053270.html

"Gee, let's put two people in the same room and treat like both of their opinions have the same value, one believes in human rights for all people and in scientific consensus and the other is a dumb piece of poo poo, I wonder what will happen!"

Oh, nobody changes their mind because the other bases their opinion on facts and actual values and dumb pieces of poo poo have to be dragged kicking and screaming to the future every single time? They don't try to kill each other because people don't act the same in real life as they are online unless they are mentally ill or under the influence of something, who knew it?

I could have saved them the trouble.

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Mar 30, 2019

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

No. 1 Callie Fan posted:

Here's a good election data source: https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-10509309

It has all the numerical data for the elections and previous ones, so it's interesting to see how approval rates have changed, and in relation with other parties.

PS is quite a sausage fest.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Darkest Auer posted:



Why even pretend that this is a real party instead of lumping it together with MUUT?

Honeslty I think I am going to miss siniset. Always makes me smile when their purely theoretical support is shown.

Almost wish they could get one guy through just to see them standing alone in the parliament.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

No. 1 Callie Fan posted:

Oh wait, forgot that Siniset is going to be featured last and next on YLE in a few minutes. I bet they thank their lucky stars it's on April's fools day, maybe the dumbest voters will think they're just pulling a prank when they see their state today.

"A thousand new cops! A hundred new fighter jets! An army of genetically bred super-patriot centaurs wielding swords and shields, ready to crush any interloper, be it the Rus horde from the east or the cursed legions of the Mahomeddians invading us from decadent Swedelands! Oh God I am not ready for my political career to end, please vote for me!"

- Sampo Terho, soon to be former MP from a party that never really existed in the first place

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Nenonen posted:

A thousand new cops are going to be needed just to investigate Helsinki narc cops' crimes within their lifetimes. Maybe we could instead just train 100 good cops and not train any more bad cops?

Meanwhile, the Oulu imam who a week earlier was reported to have told the family of an underage rape victim to not admit that she was raped in the mosque because it would cause trouble and then publically denied such possibility is now in the news because his daughter and son in law went to Syria to fight for ISIS. Despite his persu views on women and homos this isi was SDP candidate in the last kuntavaalit but they have since become estranged.

My question to you, dear experts, is what type of authority, if any, should the general public exercise on a church community that is led by a pedocultist? Soft would be public attention with expressed suggestions to replace the leadership, hard would be closing down the place of worship. Hopefully once we have resolved this we can use the same solution to all religious communities somehow.

The fact that is not a crime of some sort is the problem here. It honestly should be illegal to tell someone not to report on sexual abuse IMO if you are in an authority position any sort, be it in school or church. If it already is this guy and all the pedocultists in JW or Lestadiomafia should be prosecuted.

Personally I'd just buy one of those hornets and eject the guy over one of the Wahhabist shitholes that he loves so much but :shrug:

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Darkest Auer posted:

I unironically voted today and anyone posting itt who doesn't should get banned

What if they change their mind on an important issue before actual election day?!

Liitto for me about 99.99% certainty anyway

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Gortarius posted:

President Haavisto and Prime Minister Andersson would kill off 50% of finns via cardiac arrest.

"Hngh...almost...there..."

- Linkola

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DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I hate all you fuckin' China Swedes so much.

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