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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

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sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Alan Smithee posted:

apparently there's two more panels



Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

can you share the template

UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

Beginner's Version, Copyright,
1991 - Please Copy and Distribute

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Alan Smithee posted:

can you share the template

but but if i do that there'll be less template to go around :saddowns:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dethanc
May 22, 2005

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


Sublime

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

It's half and half!

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Alan Smithee posted:

imagine your mom being so hot she brings a forum to a standstill everytime she's mentioned for the next decade to cum

lol

FTFY

Also,

Hirethor fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Jan 25, 2019

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Who the gently caress stir-frys coleslaw

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Pistol_Pete posted:

Who the gently caress stir-frys coleslaw

Someone who's too lazy to shred their own cabbage and carrots. It's just the veggies, not the sauce.

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

MetaJew posted:

Someone who's too lazy to shred their own cabbage and carrots. It's just the veggies, not the sauce.
Who the gently caress calls mayonnaise "sauce"?

Edit: no don't answer that...

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
alright, i have to admit i copy-pasted the egg roll recipe from this link.

so i have no skin in this game as to whether coleslaw should be fried or not. as far as i can tell from context, it was written by a dumbass mom who's too lazy to chop up her own cabbage and carrot but given that it's "coleslaw mix" it probably only contains the vegetables with no mayo.

and here it is for posterity:


dumbass mom posted:

INGREDIENTS
2 teaspoons vegetable oil
3/4 pound ground pork
salt and pepper to taste
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1 teaspoon minced ginger
3 cups coleslaw mix
1/4 cup sliced green onions
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 teaspoon toasted sesame oil
12 egg roll wrappers
1 egg beaten
oil for frying

INSTRUCTIONS
Heat the 2 teaspoons of vegetable oil in a large pan over medium high heat. Add the ground pork and season with salt and pepper.
Cook, breaking up the pork with a spatula, until meat is browned and cooked through. Add the garlic and ginger then cook for 30 seconds.
Stir in the coleslaw mix and green onions. Cook until cabbage is wilted, about 3-4 minutes.
Stir in the soy sauce and sesame oil, then remove from heat.
Spoon approximately 2-3 tablespoons of filling onto each egg roll wrapper and fold according to package directions, using the beaten egg to seal the edges of the wrappers as you go.
Pour 2-3 inches of oil into a deep pot.
Heat the oil to 350 degrees. Fry 3-4 egg rolls at a time, turning occasionally, until browned all over, approximately 3-5 minutes.
Drain on paper towels, then serve with dipping sauce of your choice.

NOTES
Recipe adapted from The Country Contessa.
Not a fan of pork? Use ground chicken instead.
If you prefer to bake your egg rolls, you can coat them with cooking spray and bake at 425 degrees F for 15-20 minutes or until browned and crispy.







wait why are we all arguing about stir-frying coleslaw? is this just a deep-state operation by the chinese government to sow divisions by getting us all arguing with each other? :tinfoil:

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Cable Guy posted:

Who the gently caress calls mayonnaise "sauce"?

Edit: no don't answer that...

Having never actually made coleslaw, I wasn't aware that it was literally just mayo. My mistake.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
You can buy coleslaw sauce. I think it just has some added sugar and pepper or something

Edit:


Sorry it's "dressing" not sauce my bad

Dixville fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Jan 26, 2019

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
You fools, you're playing into the hands of the Communists

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Aces

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug


I tried. I am sure someone can do a more funny Ben Shapiro skit.
Surprised only one who thinks the cops look like him.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The best shapiro skits are really short.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
That is unquestionably a grown up Arnold from the Magic School Bus.

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
It's clearly Tim from Braid who's teaching English in China to escape his restraining order

Analytic Engine fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jan 29, 2019

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"





Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Is this thread why SA is banned in China? I'm pretty sure it wasn't last time I visited!!

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

set UP US :argh:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Xun posted:

Is this thread why SA is banned in China? I'm pretty sure it wasn't last time I visited!!

Xi looks like Winnie the Pooh.

There. Now we're banned.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
There Xi goes

There Xi goes again

Racing through GBS

The firewall just can’t contain

The image macros that remain

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Xi looks like Winnie the Pooh.

There. Now we're banned.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

There Xi goes

There Xi goes again

Racing through GBS

The firewall just can’t contain

The image macros that remain

A B Xi

Easy as 1 2 3

A B--*sent to prison*

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Premier Xi is a very moving man, he moves Dissenters from A to B to the bottom of the C.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Any more Photoshops?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Any more Photoshops?

Sir, this is a McDonald's drive thru.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Any more Photoshops?

not really but I had some time to trace the previous one since none of the filters got the authentic look.

unidef freeman
Sep 18, 2014

by R. Guyovich
I can't afford my pills until the sixth so this is the most I can muster up

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"


I suck at this

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