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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lowtax posted:

This article is a few years old, but I still think it's hilarious:

https://www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/mandarin/en/article/2016/04/21/china-warns-women-foreign-spies-comic-titled-dangerous-love


So what does their art look like? Well check out poor Xiao Li falling for David's evil foreign government lies:



Wow! That's really good! For a child! In Kindergarten! Who has brain damage!

I figured you guys could do a bit better (MAYBE I'M WRONG; I CAN'T READ SIMPLIFIED CHINESE), so I grabbed the images and erased the text. Please, create your own exciting adventures of love and passion, David in China.









Hello it is nice to be back, I love you all!

Lowtax is an appreciator of Traditional mandarin aka true mandarin


lmao

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Smiling Mandrill posted:

His name was Borkey, and he is hauling printers for the angles now. Or alternatively he is in hell, and his ironic punishment is to forever lug a printer from hot girls house to hot girls house till he gets laid.

I wonder if hell has a Silicon Valley cuz that the kind of app they would have

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Smiling Mandrill posted:

That was the first thing that I noticed. Guy is named David, and his nose is right out of 1930s Nazi propaganda. For a brief second I was questioning "Could the Chinese government be racist against Jews?" Then I remembered, "No, you silly goose. The Chinese government is racist against all foreigners."

thing about the chinese, we like jews for precisely the reasons christendom hated them

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I’m actually surprised the Chinese govt didn’t make a comic for this purpose

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...












Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I mean that’s how Otto warmbier got stomped in a nork prison for life

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Microwave has been banned from traveling due to low social score

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Stretch Marx posted:

I spent way too much time in paint on this junk.



next level

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

popewiles posted:

Read left to right regardless of whether a bubble is above/below. So sorry for the tiny text to everyone phone browsing.













source your quotes

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

FactsAreUseless posted:

Imagine not just remembering this. Shameful.

I would say it's been a while but I don't think I ever remembered it

and I played the drat thing

see if it had been tracer tong's speech about nano swords maybe

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

By popular demand posted:

Not a single roast beef IV drip in sight.

I dont think I saw that one

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I think the only thing missing is doobies

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I don't know, the Chinese sincerepost when it comes to China

nobody hates America like Americans

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lowtax where's the frontpage

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
imagine your mom being so hot she brings a forum to a standstill everytime she's mentioned for the next decade to come

lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
apparently there's two more panels

gently caress if I'm gonna make a template right now. My firefox tabs will make PS unusable



Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Boiled Water posted:

i'm impressed that even in china that wall is used as a catch-all for ... i'm not sure whats going on except that's a honking load of commas

it's like the statue of liberty. Its meaning is lost to time but it brings in the buxx so

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

can you share the template

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

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