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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I would like to know my future

While your greatest fulfillment is following your creativity it could also lead to your downfall.



I suggest you tend to your garden.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
This garbo worked better in the hit late 90s anime, Vision of Escaflowne. Go fight a dragon in a robot or something.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

spinderella posted:

While your greatest fulfillment is following your creativity it could also lead to your downfall.



I suggest you tend to your garden.



hahaha oh poo poo

RememberYourMantra
Dec 5, 2005

Don't Have Negative Thoughts

Pillbug
This seems like it might be more accurate than my readings of the bucket of chicken livers that I got from the supermarket.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Nap Ghost
let the cards fall where they may, my fate it no-ones but my own!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless



The Empress is a card of wealth and contentment ---- but something lurks under the surface.

The secret you are hiding will soon be revealed. You will be missed.

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

sorry op, the only card i need is the ace of spades :hehe:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi posted:

let the cards fall where they may, my fate it no-ones but my own!

The cards shine on you today and I suggest you go buy lottery tickets.


Blessings upon you...

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Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh
Well actually, I don't believe in all this superstitious nonsense

*pushes glasses up using middle finger :reject:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Ollu posted:

This seems like it might be more accurate than my readings of the bucket of chicken livers that I got from the supermarket.

You need to face reality friend. If you do not give pursuit of dreams that will never come true



You will end up alone.

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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Please tell me if that gay test I just took is gonna come back positive. :ohdear:

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Show me my future, great spinster!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

spinderella posted:

The card that called to me shows hesitation and conformity. Lighten up, post some nudes, get wild, or you may die in obscurity.



Oh oh oh! Do me! (That's not a request for sex)

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

remigious posted:

Show me my future, great spinster!

I see that you are greatly loved sweet goon- at home and more dangerously at work.


That IT guy at work could be trouble. While he seems nice he has a dark side and is watching you, hoping....

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whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
*Raises hand nervously*

Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Incredible......

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Yessss thanks Spinster :swoon:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Talk about timing, I was just about to sacrifice this goat!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Mordja posted:

Hells to the yes.

Your generosity is legendary but will not buy you any friends.


To find lasting happiness embrace your true nature...

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
thy fleshlight runneth over!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Oh man, you were dropping hints about this, and so I was gonna post a goon tarot thread with really shityy ms paint cards and call it my idea. Unfortunately, it seems you beat me to the jump

The cards reveal who you truly are. Thank you, champion.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I was excited about this thread, but then I saw The Catfish card and it reminded me of that weird neck fungus thing that causes every part of my being to scream out in horror. :barf:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Will I be a BITCH in the future?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Want to find out if there is a really smart and handsome guy card.

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
This thread is way better than the dumbass astrology thread we had here last week.
Thanks OP.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Literally A Person posted:

Want to find out if there is a really smart and handsome guy card.

Probably The Chad

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
:justpost:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

spinderella posted:

Your generosity is legendary but will not buy you any friends.


To find lasting happiness embrace your true nature...



Welp, guess I have to shave my head and start needing glasses.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Frazzbo posted:

Well actually, I don't believe in all this superstitious nonsense

*pushes glasses up using middle finger :reject:

You will continue lurking, judging us all.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Richter Scabies posted:

I seek knowledge

Don't we all? But you will not find it here.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Wall Balls posted:

sorry op, the only card i need is the ace of spades :hehe:

That camwhore you love? She's a guy.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Labes for days posted:

Please tell me if that gay test I just took is gonna come back positive. :ohdear:

It is, but Lowtax will cure you.

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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I seek guidance Scryer.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Shinjobi posted:

This garbo worked better in the hit late 90s anime, Vision of Escaflowne. Go fight a dragon in a robot or something.

Your love of forum drama reveals itself

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

spinderella posted:

Your love of forum drama reveals itself



lol

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

spinderella posted:

Good news! You will soon have the best orgasm of your life!

But your mother will find you after. :(



hell yeah

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I’m in.

Do me.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Bored posted:

Oh oh oh! Do me! (That's not a request for sex)

Your role as wise woman of GBS will continue, blessing us all. :downs:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
What hell awaits those that stand in judgement of others?

Fe posting to sticky

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I will run out soon.
Hoping other goons make their own cards...

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