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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

whiter than a Wilco show posted:

*Raises hand nervously*

It's only a matter of time...

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

What hell awaits those that stand in judgement of others?

Fe posting to sticky

Diversify now.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Miserable Maid posted:

Incredible......

I see no changes in your future but do not despair--- things could be worse.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Talk about timing, I was just about to sacrifice this goat!

You will soon destroy everything you love but don't worry, you will be fine.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

thy fleshlight runneth over!

In and out of trouble, playing with us all, your posting career will continue to flourish. :downs:

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Bogus Adventure posted:

I was excited about this thread, but then I saw The Catfish card and it reminded me of that weird neck fungus thing that causes every part of my being to scream out in horror. :barf:

You will soon insult the wrong woman. You will be missed.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

JebanyPedal posted:

Will I be a BITCH in the future?

Yes.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

Want to find out if there is a really smart and handsome guy card.

Death before change.

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BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


Will I find true happiness in TYOOL 2019?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

spinderella posted:

You will soon insult the wrong woman. You will be missed.


lol

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
What should I do with my portfolio of tumblr, myspace and SA shares?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

spinderella posted:

Your love of forum drama reveals itself



:sbahj:

Hoist by my own retard:downs:

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

spinderella posted:

Death before change.



This is incredible.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Fancy_Breakfast posted:

This thread is way better than the dumbass astrology thread we had here last week.
Thanks OP.

That thread was fun imo, and where I got the idea for this one.
Here is what the cards foretell for you tonight.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
MY DECK IS PLAYED OUT.

I'm sorry but new posters plead your case to fellow goons or better yet make your own GOON TAROT cards.

:dance:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Like the waves beating against the rock you will post on until the heatdeath of the known universe.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

my dog died im sad posted:

I seek guidance Scryer.

You will meet a special lady who will break your heart, spend your money, and leave you for your sister.

Congratulations! You're going to get laid.

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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Hooray!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

What should I do with my portfolio of tumblr, myspace and SA shares?

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

I. M. Gei posted:

I’m in.

Do me.

THE JACKOFF OF KATANAS speaks for itself

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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

spinderella posted:

It is, but Lowtax will cure you.



God bless you wise woman of gibbis.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

Will I find true happiness in TYOOL 2019?

All the joy you wish for is within your reach :love:

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Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

lol


lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

spinderella posted:

Death before change.



Hmmm...

Inaccurate.

But kind of funny.

Mr. Crane
May 16, 2009

The deranged
golem-android is both beautiful and dangerous.
Tell me how to live my life right

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

spinderella posted:

You will soon destroy everything you love but don't worry, you will be fine.




spinderella posted:

You will soon insult the wrong woman. You will be missed.




:vince:

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

spinderella posted:

That thread was fun imo, and where I got the idea for this one.
Here is what the cards foretell for you tonight.



Yo what the heck this is accurate as frick :eyepop:
If ever I needed an excuse to get high this is it.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Top tier wizard thread

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


:five: Amazing thread

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
gimme the stats i want to know what kind of Persona i get

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I'm done doing readings.
There is one card left in the deck that I dared not play, the Joker if you will.

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Will someobody please tell me my next career⁉️

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Stinky_Pete posted:

Will someobody please tell me my next career⁉️

Do you own a decent pair of kneepads?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

spinderella posted:

I'm done doing readings.
There is one card left in the deck that I dared not play, the Joker if you will.



This one is for all the creeps that got banned/probated in the AGDQ thread.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

bradzilla posted:

This one is for all the creeps that got banned/probated in the AGDQ thread.

Ok. :haw:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


couldn't really get this to fit the card format, sorry :(

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Linux Pirate posted:

couldn't really get this to fit the card format, sorry :(


AWESOME
😘😘

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the mismatched windows make it look like the retarded cousin of the amityville horror

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Linux Pirate posted:

couldn't really get this to fit the card format, sorry :(



lmao

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Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

spinderella posted:

I see that you are greatly loved sweet goon- at home and more dangerously at work.


That IT guy at work could be trouble. While he seems nice he has a dark side and is watching you, hoping....



Hahahaa this thread is gold

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