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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Weird, I just found this in my mailbox:

But I don't do that, so it must be your card!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

500 good dogs posted:

as I always say to my one female friend: do me!

Write your will my friend

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
:dudsmile:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Hometown you don't have pms so I gotta post it here...
Thank you :love:

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Obsidianheart posted:

Weird, I just found this in my mailbox:

But I don't do that, so it must be your card!

Calling it, this is definitely my card.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

spinderella posted:

Hometown you don't have pms so I gotta post it here...
Thank you :love:

haha np it is a very enjoyable thread :3:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Do you want to get heartworms??

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

spinderella posted:

Write your will my friend



lmbo

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

And Tyler Too! posted:

miss cleo can eat her heart out. reveal my future

You are about to lose a fuckton of money.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

spinderella posted:

Hometown you don't have pms so I gotta post it here...
Thank you :love:

Maybe buy him pms for helping your thread :colbert:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

Maybe buy him pms for helping your thread :colbert:

Burt GODDAMN

SHE is the funniest lady poster on SA

SHE

and I'm a poor

Really 😑

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

CDXX

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
Who left this low hanging fruit here?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
It's all cool, no worries. I am a fortress of solitude

And I learned how to read tarot back in high school and have a soft spot for it lol

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

It's all cool, no worries. I am a fortress of solitude

And I learned how to read tarot back in high school and have a soft spot for it lol

You are this

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Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

:laffo::laffo::laffo:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
i kinda want to :justpost:

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
I dunno which one of you I'm pulling this card for, you probably know who you are.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sharpest Crayon posted:

I dunno which one of you I'm pulling this card for, you probably know who you are.



...wait.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

welcome

Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jan 13, 2019

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
lol

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Sharpest Crayon posted:

I dunno which one of you I'm pulling this card for, you probably know who you are.



yes

Escape Addict
Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Lol

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Hit me.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What wisdom do the cards have in store for me, wise one?

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I can't make any more. I work 10 hrs tomorrow.

:negative:

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lemme contribute then

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT



You will invest wisely

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Applewhite posted:

What wisdom do the cards have in store for me, wise one?


You will partake in a delicious meal

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

You just don't understand. He's never done anything like this before.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
:kiss: smiling at work

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

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Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry

Hometown Slime Queen posted:


You just don't understand. He's never done anything like this before.

Hah, I just read a local ad for an American Staffordshire Terrier who's being rehomed because he's strong and Dominant and sorta barks and lunges at other dogs on walks and destroys furniture if left alone and oh - sorta nipped the kid in the face a bit when they toddled too close to the dog while it was eating. What a silly billy poodle.

I drew your card and congrats on your upcoming building project

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