NFL Divisional Saturday GDT - Colts and Chiefs vs Snow

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Colts	15	12.20%
Chiefs	28	22.76%
SCORING	31	25.20%
SNOW	49	39.84%
Total:	73 votes

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

When: Saturday, Jan. 12 at 4:35 p.m. ET
Where: Kansas City, Mo.; Arrowhead Stadium
Weather: Snow showers, 50% chance of precipitation, temperature in the low-30s�F, wind from the N at 11 mph
Ref: John Hussey
Odds: Favorite: Chiefs (-5.5) Over/Under: 57.0
Stream: TBD I'll try and remember to put it here.

At a Glance:

The Chiefs went 2-4 vs teams who made the 2018 postseason (10-0 vs teams who missed postseason).
All 11 of Eric Ebron�s red zone receptions this season have been TDs. The Chiefs have allowed 10 rec TDs to TEs this season (T-most in NFL).
Patrick Mahomes and Andrew Luck have the most combined regular-season passing TDs (89) among any QB postseason meeting in NFL History.
The Colts offensive line allowed 18 sacks this season (1st in NFL). That is the fewest in a season by the Colts since 2010.
Andrew Luck smells like old spice mixed with saw dust, Mahomes is voiced by Frank Oz
The Chiefs are allowing the most PPG among any 12-win team since 1970.
Do you think anyone reads all these? The bolded one is a neat thing. Two good loving QBs.
Since Week 7, Indianapolis has allowed less than 15.5 points per game
Colts lead, 12-9 (4-0 in the playoffs), and are 9-4 against the Chiefs at Arrowhead Stadium. The Colts have won three of the last four dating back to 2012.
There is snow in the forecast before and during gametime.
The Chiefs are the only team in NFL history to score at least 26 points each game in a 16-game season, and the Colts can score points as well, ranking fifth (27.1 PPG) during the regular season

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:28

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# ? May 8, 2024 08:39

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Go Colt

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:50

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

go a football

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:53

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

$43??!

Is this an NFL playoff game or professional lacrosse?

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:56

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

here is a stream for ya: http://topstreams.info/nfl/chiefs

w/o the actual page: http://104.248.61.136/nfl-parent.php?key=chiefs

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:05

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

A Reich vs the Reds in the snow I think we all know how this is going to go.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:09

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

go pat

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:13

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

go pat

This or at least a good game

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:19

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Its snowing sideways

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:29

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Hoping this game is exciting as the last time these two met in the playoffs. That was a thigh rubber

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:32

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Go a chief, gently caress a colt forever

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:33

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Go a chief, gently caress a colt forever

Your business with an equine is your prerogative.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:35

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

who knew mike pence was a goon.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:36

Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

im ready for some frozen chaos

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:44

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

You can't talk about Mahomes voice without pointing out Andrew Luck sounds exactly like the Geico caveman (and looks like him too)

Edit: seriously picture him saying "You are Brian Orakpo, all pro linebacker" and it fits perfectly

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:48

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Let's go the Colts bitch

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:48

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

NotWearingPants posted:

$43??!

Is this an NFL playoff game or professional lacrosse?

Sometimes those low ones end up to be parking

Edit: nope! Actual tickets. Are Chiefs fans actually afraid of snow?

Nail Rat fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jan 12, 2019

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:52

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

a neat cape posted:

Go Colt

No Colt!! You should want your team to keep playing on the road. Besides don't you want the chance to win an AFC Championship at your division rival's home stadium?

Also Mahomes voice is pretty cool.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:56

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kawalimus posted:

No Colt!! You should want your team to keep playing on the road. Besides don't you want the chance to win an AFC Championship at your division rival's home stadium?

Also Mahomes voice is pretty cool.

I want no part of Patrick Mahomes again until the fall

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:57

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

https://twitter.com/ESPNMichele/status/1084183263726522368

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:58

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

a neat cape posted:

I want no part of Patrick Mahomes again until the fall

You could hand him his first postseason loss.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:58

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kawalimus posted:

You could hand him his first postseason loss.

Unlike you I don't care about such things.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:58

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Who needs Elias when you have Kawalimus?

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:00

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

LINKIN PARK

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:02

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Nail Rat posted:

Sometimes those low ones end up to be parking

Edit: nope! Actual tickets. Are Chiefs fans actually afraid of snow?

Our road crews suck and the roads have gotten progressively worse since I woke up. Happy to watch this from home.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:05

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

a neat cape posted:

Unlike you I don't care about such things.

Well you're missing out

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:06

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Don't care too much about these teams, but I do wanna see Mahomes and Reid win it all.

Go Chiefs!

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:07

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

edit:

Police Chase Over.

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jan 12, 2019

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:09

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Yaaaayyyy snow game :woop:

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:10

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

I hope this game owns as much as it has the possibility of doing

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:13

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Boooooo

https://twitter.com/spacewxmike/status/1084191888117301253?s=21

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:14

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Go Colts. That is all.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:15

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Please tell me the song they were just playing on this promo.

Not the hollaback one. The one before it

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:15

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Athanatos posted:

https://twitter.com/ESPNMichele/status/1084183263726522368

HE DOINKED THE DICK

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:15

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

go corlts

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:17

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Go Chiefs gently caress a baby horse

- Mr Hands

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:17

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

Go Muppet Man, Go Caveman, Go a Football!

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:19

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

let's spornts

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:19

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Andy Reid deserves a Superbowl title. He has been one of the best coaches in the league for decades now.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:20

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# ? May 8, 2024 08:39

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Tony Dungy just said offenses have the advantage in bad weather. :what:

# ? Jan 12, 2019 22:20

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