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Colts 15 12.20%
Chiefs 28 22.76%
SCORING 31 25.20%
SNOW 49 39.84%
Total: 73 votes
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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
You can't talk about Mahomes voice without pointing out Andrew Luck sounds exactly like the Geico caveman (and looks like him too)

Edit: seriously picture him saying "You are Brian Orakpo, all pro linebacker" and it fits perfectly

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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Let's go the Colts bitch

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

NotWearingPants posted:



$43??!

Is this an NFL playoff game or professional lacrosse?

Sometimes those low ones end up to be parking

Edit: nope! Actual tickets. Are Chiefs fans actually afraid of snow?

Nail Rat fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jan 12, 2019

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Who needs Elias when you have Kawalimus?

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
When it comes to super bowls, in the words of William Munney, "deservin's got nothing to do with it"

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

CharlestheHammer posted:

I want the Colts to blow them out because that would be the funniest outcome.

Not very realistic tho.

I mean it happened to the colts a few times when they were the exact team the chiefs are so I wouldn't call it unrealistic. But very unlikely.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Dr_Strangelove posted:

“Go for the knees”

Sweep the leg! You got a problem with that?

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
That was a dumb poo poo horsecollar.

Get it together you assholes

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Epic High Five posted:

uh oh it's the bad Colts defense

Channelling 2004 it seems

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Glad I'm watching at a colts bar, I won't remember the second half and I won't get into a fight.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
That was pretty blatant hands to the face there. Nelson should retaliate in kind

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

a new study bible! posted:

I think this Quentin Nelson fella might be really drat good

He is when he isn't fouled illegally. That was pretty loving obvious hands to the face.

So he should just come back and do the same. He'll get flagged then it'll be flagged both ways

That said the Colts are playing like poo poo. Particularly luck and the defense. The line and Mack are ok

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
gently caress time to switch to higher abv beers. The defnese just has no idea what they're doing.

They give up an easy end around touchdown while I type this. What an an awful showing.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
This game is over unless Andrew Luck stops playing to not lose. Mahomes is playing to win so you loving should caveman

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Probably Magic posted:

This Chiefs offense is so loving cool. This isn't even AFCS schadenfreude, it's just so loving call to watch this offense.

I'll take schadenfreude from this because the chiefs are the Manning colts and they won't face Rex Grossman in the super bowl

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
I will be praying to Satan for Tom Brady to kill the chiefs dead next week

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Probably Magic posted:

The Colts offense just looks way too cold. They might make a comeback to keep it close by the end of the game just in virtue of heating up during halftime.

I don't buy that dome team stuff. The colts had a lot of success in cold cities from 1995-2013.

This is just poo poo preparation.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Eltoasto posted:

You can only prepare so much when you are down two safeties and JJ WIlcox is out there starting off the street. Colts defense has been shallow and all effort all year, but effort and speed don't help much in these conditions and against a gameplanner like Reid.

Safeties have almost nothing to do with the LOS being a turnstile on 4th and 1.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Finger Prince posted:

There was no twist in his knee, either he bonked it on the defenders helmet, so like a bruised kneecap or something, or maybe hyper extended a little.

A bruised kneecap wouldn't have you running so tentatively off the field

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Defense can't stop anybody

Offense can't get a first down against one of the worst defenses in the NFL

Can't we just forfeit this game and move on before anybody else gets hurt

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
WHY DO YOU ASSHOLES KEEP JUMPING

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
How will the colts give up a first to 1st and 25? Stay tuned!

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Heh, 4th and 20

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
gently caress yeah!!!!!!!

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
The o/u on colts first downs tonight is 0.5 I'm taking the under

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Why did Reich call their last timeout on a dead ball?

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Seriously this colts team is awful. The chiefs defense is bad and a competent coach should give any rookie QB problems in the playoffs. I still believe in the offensive line, Luck, and Leonard, but maybe keeping some of Josh McDaniels coaches and hiring another head coach wasn't the best move, just spitballing. Obviously some semblance of talent is there but they haven't prepared for this game at all

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

MD2020 posted:

I think out of bounds doesn't stop the clock if you are running backwards.

Out of bounds doesn't stop the clock outside of 5 mins left in the half, then it does unless there was a change

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Where was this poo poo the first 28 minutes

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

CharlestheHammer posted:

This is an insane overreaction

I'm just saying maybe they should have assistants hired by the head coach it doesn't seem insane to me. There are definitely scheme mismatches in the staff

An insane overreaction would be "they should trade Luck, Nelson, and Hilton and cut the whole defense"

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Codependent Poster posted:

lol at this poo poo.

Eberflus has proven to be a very good coordinator.

I agree but (and I could be wrong) I thought he didn't hire all of his assistants.

Also he did a bad job today. I'm sorry but safeties being hurt in week 19 doesn't account for everything.

Would you put it on the players? What would you chalk it up to? The defense has been absolutely awful. Yeah a couple safeties are out but all teams have that at this stage.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

MD2020 posted:

It was under 2 minutes in the half, but I'm prettyty sure Watkins was heading backwards when he went out of bounds, so they gave him forward progress inbounds and that's why Indy called timeout.

Ok, that makes sense, I didnt realize "going backwards" meant "forward progress stopped inbounds" because I'm ramping up in anticipation of the 30 point loss

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Eltoasto posted:

The Colts defense is the same today as it has been all year. It's a shallow defense that plays fast and can get beat on misdirection. It has no natural pass rush and no corners to do anything but zone with. Eberflus is operating with the players he has after the whole roster has been ripped up and replaced.

Mahomes lead the league in TD's for a reason, give some credit to the team they are trying to defend.

Mahomes is wisely not involved in 4th and 1 runs though. The two 4th and 1s we've had today have just been runs straight up the middle.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
3 fourth and 1s straight to the middle. Eltoasto, what do you think needs to change?

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
You can't tell me a team has this many offsides and the coaches aren't doing a bad job.

Eltoasto please respond

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
No fun league.

But I agree with KC going for it because why not

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
That return fumble. This almost became a game.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Not sure you can even bring up Luck when there has been a so many dropped passes.

No he's been poo poo too. He's supposed to be a QB who can run so loving run if you have to

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
That's one of the worst holding calls I've ever seen.

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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
I won't say the calls cost the colts the game, but the lack of call on hands to the face for Nelson and this horrible holding call combined maybe added up to 3 points and I want that recognized when the colts lose by 31

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