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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Holy :lol: the callers to The Ticket in Dallas tonight.


"JASON GARRETT LOST THE TEAM THEY DON'T CARE FOR HIM--"

"You realize that all the players quote him, we've video evidence of him actually firing him up, AND we've seen the team quit on a coach back with Wade Phillips? This didn't look like that. You're high."

"--NO THEY QUIT ON HIM. THEY QUIT. DID YOU SEE THIS GAME????"


:allears:

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
jason garrett is a great coach. five more years

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
It's not really a question of great or not. He doesn't call plays, he doesn't run the defense, so he's in the position where he really only makes a couple of decisions. Yet the caller was adamant--ADAMANT--that this game was the team quitting on him, despite just winning in the wild card round.


Real professional athletes quit during the playoffs.:psyduck:

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

He's a fine coach, he's just ineffective.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Happy for Andrew Whitworth, who finally has a playoff win. 🙂

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Jason Garrett is whatever, he needs great coordinators to be effective. Richard/Marinelli was great almost all season. Clearly not tonight. Scott Linehan was garbage all season. Clearly tonight. The frustration is palpable. The Cowboys suck. As long as I've known them, they've always faded away in big games like this for one reason or another. Run it back next season with the same dudes or not, it doesn't matter. It will never happen for this team. Never.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
This is Philip Rivers' future...in a van...down by the river.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hey, uh, stop imploding, Chargers.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

VJeff posted:

Hey, uh, stop imploding, Chargers.

they're already leveled

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
All hail our playoff overlords the Patriots

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
gently caress the Chargers for making me root for the Chiefs.

They'll never win anything and will continue to waste Hall of Fame talent forever.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Stats to know for next week:

- The Pats are 2-12-1 at Arrowhead
- they haven't won at Arrowhead since 2004
- the time before that was 1964.
- Patrick Mahomes has never lost a home playoff game.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I can't believe we were dumb enough to believe in the Chargers.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Bernard Pollard needs to be an honorary team captain/coin toss dude and also have his number retired next Sunday

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





No Irish Need Imply posted:

I can't believe we were dumb enough to believe in the Chargers.

I didn't believe in them I just wasn't going to root for the alternative.

God drat though, I thought it would at least be a lot closer than this.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Strobe posted:

Stats to know for next week:

- The Pats are 2-12-1 at Arrowhead
- they haven't won at Arrowhead since 2004
- the time before that was 1964.
- Patrick Mahomes has never lost a home playoff game.

-Tom Brady is a bitch

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I can't believe we were dumb enough to believe in the Chargers.

this is how i feel. extremely embarrassed. i told acquaintances ive been a soft fan since 2007. shameful

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Strobe posted:

Stats to know for next week:

- The Pats are 2-12-1 at Arrowhead
- they haven't won at Arrowhead since 2004
- the time before that was 1964.
- Patrick Mahomes has never lost a home playoff game.

this sounds like you want to count out Touchdown Tom...

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Ragnarok the Red posted:

this sounds like you want to count out Touchdown Tom...

Nah he's gonna score a double truckload of points on this garbage-rear end defense.

I just hope Mahomes scores a triple truckload in return, like almost happened earlier this year.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Well Patriots. If you're going to do this. You better be back for real. I don't care who does it. But somebody has to stop the Saints.

Glass of Milk
Dec 22, 2004
to forgive is divine

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I can't believe we were dumb enough to believe in the Chargers.

I'm glad I got out when they left SD. They'll do just well enough to make you believe before crushing all of your dreams.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Remember like two months ago when everyone was saying there were only four serious contenders for the super bowl? It's kinda funny so far how this weekend's absolutely torn down every other narrative that's come up since then (Big Dick Nick stuff TBD and all) so far

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/Danny_Heifetz/status/1084523875491139584

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kawalimus posted:

Well Patriots. If you're going to do this. You better be back for real. I don't care who does it. But somebody has to stop the Saints.

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE RECORDS???


;)

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Silly Burrito posted:

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE RECORDS???


;)

I just hope nothing happens to the Saints team bus or anything like if it would crash. Cause they'd probably come looking for me!! :D

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Awesome.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
loving hell, Chargers

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
Mahomes will be a national hero if he stops this dumb Patriots thing. Really wanted it to be the Chargers and Chiefs. Poor Rivers.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

end football

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/StevenDialTV/status/1084513645751615499

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Nothing is good or beautiful, everything hurts.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Someone protest LA to not give the Chargers a new stadium. Chargers deserve nothing but poo poo.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Gatts posted:

Someone protest LA to not give the Chargers a new stadium. Chargers deserve nothing but poo poo.

They aren't giving them a new stadium. They are moving in with the Rams

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Flikken posted:

They aren't giving them a new stadium. They are moving in with the Rams

Then the Rams don't deserve a stadium either. Just to spite the Chargers for this travesty of non performance.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Gatts posted:

Then the Rams don't deserve a stadium either. Just to spite the Chargers for this travesty of non performance.

:agreed:

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Rivers was furious all game, his face was red and twisted often

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOdoJx7qsEY

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

This seems like the second article I've seen this month already about these obvious tells, how do the teams not catch or correct them?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Jason Garrett

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Manoueverable posted:

This seems like the second article I've seen this month already about these obvious tells, how do the teams not catch or correct them?

It'd be bad coaching and self scouting and well, uh, Jason Garrett.

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