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Victis posted:Nah that's still birkenstocks birkenstocks are the flat cap of shoes they say to the world "gently caress it I look like poo poo might as well lean into it" which is actually kind of respectable, in a way
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soy posted:they are the fedora of shoes imo they're the ultrabasic male shoe
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what you wanna do is you wanna get a plastic grocery bag (throw all your poo poo in there) then let your hair get real unkempt get about 40 pounds overweight some real thick glasses and start breathing through your mouth and then you will be styling like a man
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Jan 14, 2019 23:06
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you should carry an extremely military looking backpack and constantly say out loud “I was in the MILITARY” it should have lots of M.O.L.L.E.™️ loops©️ and ADVANCED ACTION DAMPTH GROMITS and have the word TACTICAL printed in a no nonsense sans-serif font somewhere visible, and yet be just slightly too small to put like, a jacket in there
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Jan 14, 2019 23:47
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Ballsack=scrote tote
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just lol if your bag isn’t some clapped out designed for exactly one school year bullshit you found at the Goodwill bulk center where a pencil can just straight up fall out the bottom Rickshaw Potrero for random bullshit
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Who What Now posted:Men should carry whatever the gently caress they want. And quit obsessing over if it makes them look "manly" or not. For God's sake
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Pththya-lyi posted:And quit obsessing over if it makes them look "manly" or not. For God's sake i’m sure your tote bag screams “i’ll considerately gently caress you until the cheap sugar high from my Luna bar runs out after 2 minutes”
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Jan 15, 2019 00:10
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naem posted:you should carry an extremely military looking backpack and constantly say out loud “I was in the MILITARY” I have a million of these that I didn't even pay for and are fairly decent so I don't throw them out but I don't really use any of them.
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Bobcats posted:i’m sure your tote bag screams “i’ll considerately gently caress you until the cheap sugar high from my Luna bar runs out after 2 minutes” tell me what your jansport says to the world, what statement are you trying to make with it
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Jan 15, 2019 00:20
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Caesar Saladin posted:tell me what your jansport says to the world, what statement are you trying to make with it That you got poo poo you gotta take with you that’s too big to fit into your pockets?  Thread should be “should skirts and dresses have pockets?” imho 
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Jan 15, 2019 00:22
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tote bag = cuck
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Caesar Saladin posted:tell me what your jansport says to the world, what statement are you trying to make with it dude you got me *pens and pencils fall out Sonic style*
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Pivotal Lever posted:Just get a Filson Medium Field Bag. I got mine for $90, but that price may not be an option unless you live near one of two Filson outlet stores (Seattle and MPLS/St Paul), which I do. It’s still worth the $300 retail price tho, IME. $300 for a drat bag? does it suck my dick as well or what?
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Jan 15, 2019 00:31
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got a pug in a tote bag with a picture of a pug on it feeling masculine
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Lambert posted:And then everybody stood up and clapped.  oh to be young and incel
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 You going to the beach with that bag? That's ok but try keep the sand out of your vagina. Carrying your pet anaconda to the vet? That's manly AF.
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Jan 15, 2019 04:47
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I just use my pockets op
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Also, that's a loving purse. Yep this, don't be this guy unless you go full hipster douche with a handle bar mustach tight jeans and a fadora.
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Jan 15, 2019 05:05
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serious norman posted:I just use my pockets op
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Is that what they call man purses now?
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Mr. Clark2 posted:tote bag = cuck 
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Bobcats posted:i’m sure your tote bag screams “i’ll considerately gently caress you until the cheap sugar high from my Luna bar runs out after 2 minutes” I guess that'd be a pretty sick burn if I were a man who gave a poo poo about masculine posturing Or even a man, period
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Jan 15, 2019 17:11
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yell 'That's my tote! I don't know you!' Then kick yourself in the balls Everyone will be very impressed
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That you got poo poo you gotta take with you that’s too big to fit into your pockets? yeah idk why women's clothes don't have pockets I mean, I do, but it's stupid
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Thread should be “should skirts and dresses have pockets?” imho Yes, always yes I know cramming a bunch of bulky poo poo in a pocket spoils the line of the garment or whatever, but if you're the kind of person who worries about that you can just...not put bulky poo poo in your pocket?
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lol but seriously I posted:what you wanna do is you wanna get a plastic grocery bag (throw all your poo poo in there) then let your hair get real unkempt get about 40 pounds overweight some real thick glasses and start breathing through your mouth and then you will be styling like a man Glad I am ahead of the fashion game
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I feel like the whole 'WOMEN PANTS POCKETS' thing is such a fad. I see folks bitching about it everywhere but it's like we HAVE purses for wallets and phones and poo poo which is way better than pockets imo. Although if you wanna have a lumpy wallet rear end and sit on your phone then more power to you.
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Mu Zeta posted:I like this Filson tote bag because it's heavy and durable and tough but then again it's a tote bag and tote bags are terrible. The handles are too long to carry like a briefcase and the handles are too short to be carried on the shoulder like a purse. Who carries tote bags and how do you deal with them and do they threaten your masculinity
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best part about riding a motorcycle is I get to have a backpack with me everywhere and nobody thinks twice. having a backpack is weirder than you might think, especially social things like bars (granted i wouldnt casually do this at every bar, but thats fine cause usually uber anyways) or the movies, and places like any retail store, the post office, whatever. but if im hopping off a motorcycle with a jacket its all good. which is sweet since its literally a manpurse that carries manpurse things. highly convenient! hitting the town hard and get an offer to crash and im like sure bud i got a whole toiletries kit and contact stuff and new underwear ... its pretty awesome
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Just lol if you think it's weird to have a backpack when shopping or doing anything really. It's a great place to keep a water bottle, reusable shopping bags, a healthy nutritious snack and all your other earthly possessions. Heck you can even use it as a pillow after a long arduous day of begging for money in front of Arby's!
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Jan 15, 2019 18:56
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You don't want to look like a weirdo, just go with a satchel.
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A portable hole works out handsomely, especially when shopping for groceries. Cucumbers, watermelons, it'll take it all.
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I wear a full smoking jacket and night cap and retain the services of what I believe to be some Pakistani or Uzbekistan mountain person who follows me with a full luggage train. Can't understand the ignorant bastard in the slightest, but I just shout loudly and point then toss him a peice of hard candy. Seems a fine arrangement.
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who the gently caress thinks backpacks are weird what is this 1950
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All my possessions are in a pile that never moves and I never leave it. You guys should try putting down roots.
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All MY possessions are in a pile in a backpack. Like a hermit crab, I carry my home upon my back (and don't have any friends). Heck there's plenty of moss on this rock iykwim.
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:I feel like the whole 'WOMEN PANTS POCKETS' thing is such a fad. I see folks bitching about it everywhere but it's like we HAVE purses for wallets and phones and poo poo which is way better than pockets imo. Although if you wanna have a lumpy wallet rear end and sit on your phone then more power to you. gently caress you. The only good part of winter is having enough coat pockets that you don't have to carry a purse.
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Mr. Clark2 posted:tote bag = cuck the cucksack
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carry a purse if you want. who gives a gently caress? oh no, complete strangers might think less of you.
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