N/V Championship Round - Oh weird, the 4 top coaches are in.

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WHO YA GOT This poll is closed.
Patriots & Rams	23	10.36%
Saints & Chiefs	61	27.48%
Patriots & Saints	36	16.22%
Rams & Chiefs	102	45.95%
Total:	222 votes

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/ManInTheHoody/status/1084926557183827968

# ? Jan 14, 2019 23:36

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# ? May 6, 2024 17:03

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

https://twitter.com/Hegelbon/status/1084943383796334593?s=19

# ? Jan 14, 2019 23:43

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

N. https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1084980312952762368

V. I'm excited for this, I doubt even Hunt could outrun a charging bear. I wonder if the chase will be televised.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 02:10

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

does anyone have the Gendo pic

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1084938547403075584

# ? Jan 15, 2019 03:55

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

The Saints will absolutely shithouse the Patriots if they get that far.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 05:00

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Championship weekend is when I've finally given up hope and embraced the inevitability of another Pats Superbowl. As such, I am now Counting Out Touchdown Tom. I am Counting Out Touchdown Tom with every fiber of my being.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 05:21

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Nervous posted:

Championship weekend is when I've finally given up hope and embraced the inevitability of another Pats Superbowl. As such, I am now Counting Out Touchdown Tom. I am Counting Out Touchdown Tom with every fiber of my being.

You insane bastard. Never ever count out Touchdown Thomas.

Not ever.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 06:30

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

The Saints will absolutely shithouse the Patriots if they get that far.

Saints and pats match up for quite a lot of points imo.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 07:13

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

https://twitter.com/richeisen/status/1085037145562132481

# ? Jan 15, 2019 07:39

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

How many of you can remember the Japanese term for having the white go all the way around the eyes, without having to look it up?

# ? Jan 15, 2019 08:50

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Eltoasto posted:

https://twitter.com/richeisen/status/1085037145562132481

EYES ON THE PRIZE

# ? Jan 15, 2019 13:04

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

https://twitter.com/HuntsChef/status/1084224521752797187

# ? Jan 15, 2019 15:04

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

How do you film that ad and not have Mahomes no-look whip the bottle at the kid, knocking the Heinz out of his hand. smh

# ? Jan 15, 2019 15:13

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Abugadu posted:

How many of you can remember the Japanese term for having the white go all the way around the eyes, without having to look it up?

I ... what

# ? Jan 15, 2019 15:30

The_Hat: Sep 24, 2008

Abugadu posted:

How many of you can remember the Japanese term for having the white go all the way around the eyes, without having to look it up?

Anime

# ? Jan 15, 2019 15:33

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Abugadu posted:

How many of you can remember the Japanese term for having the white go all the way around the eyes, without having to look it up?

Bukake?

# ? Jan 15, 2019 15:42

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Abugadu posted:

How many of you can remember the Japanese term for having the white go all the way around the eyes, without having to look it up?

K�feraugen

# ? Jan 15, 2019 15:44

Fifty Three: Oct 29, 2007

LabyaMynora posted:

Bukake?

# ? Jan 15, 2019 16:00

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Abugadu posted:

How many of you can remember the Japanese term for having the white go all the way around the eyes, without having to look it up?

...sanpaku

# ? Jan 15, 2019 16:38

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006; The Suffering of the Succotash.

Abugadu posted:

How many of you can remember the Japanese term for having the white go all the way around the eyes, without having to look it up?

Karoshi

# ? Jan 15, 2019 16:54

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

This thread is now the place to appreciate fat CJ Anderson

https://twitter.com/camdasilva/status/1085205091341254657

# ? Jan 15, 2019 17:03

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Ikizukuri?

# ? Jan 15, 2019 17:03

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

kidcoelacanth posted:

...sanpaku

# ? Jan 15, 2019 17:14

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

shirts and skins posted:

N. https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1084980312952762368

V. I'm excited for this, I doubt even Hunt could outrun a charging bear. I wonder if the chase will be televised.

If the bears had not been cowards and picked him up immediately and used their market leverage to get him reinstated they'd be in the playoffs still

# ? Jan 15, 2019 17:34

Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

mastershakeman posted:

If the bears had not been cowards and picked him up immediately and used their market leverage to get him reinstated they'd be in the playoffs still

Checks out. Kareem Hunt famous for his kicking.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 17:38

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

The United States Government has asked Congress for $5 billion in fast food spending in preparation for a Kansas City Chiefs victory

# ? Jan 15, 2019 17:59

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Sometime during the 4th quarter of the AFC Championship there will begin a total lunar eclipse.

https://thecomeback.com/nfl/this-years-afc-championship-game-will-be-played-under-a-total-lunar-eclipse.html

quote:

What makes this eclipse so interesting and rare is that it�s a total eclipse and thus will have a red color, also called a �blood moon.� It�s also combined with the first �supermoon� of 2019, when the Moon will be at its closest to Earth, making it appear larger and brighter than normal. Add that the first full moon in January is called the �wolf moon,� this will be known as a �super blood wolf moon.�

Sorry Chiefs' fans.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 18:06

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Um, the moon will be red - a key CHIEFS color

# ? Jan 15, 2019 18:19

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Brady will use the eclipse's power to destroy the Chiefs and usher in a million years of utter darkness

# ? Jan 15, 2019 18:23

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Alternately, Patrick Mahomes will slay the immortal Tom Brady at midfield at the height of the eclipse and undo the infernal pact that keeps the AFC East a garbage fire springboard into a home bye every year.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 18:51

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

the mean lunch lady posted:

Um, the moon will be red - a key CHIEFS color

I interpret this omen as the Native Americans achieving piece by destroying a cultural usurper.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 19:01

Korwen: Feb 26, 2003; don't mind me, I'm just out hunting.

Adun posted:

Checks out. Kareem Hunt famous for his kicking.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 19:38

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Strobe posted:

Alternately, Patrick Mahomes will slay the immortal Tom Brady at midfield at the height of the eclipse and undo the infernal pact that keeps the AFC East a garbage fire springboard into a home bye every year.

i came

# ? Jan 15, 2019 19:45

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

SUPER BLOOD WOLF MOON

MAHOMES RED KC WOLF MOON

Chiefs by 20.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 20:42

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1085256129230196737

he's been dead on about a lot of this stuff so congrats Cinci

# ? Jan 15, 2019 20:42

Ammanas: Jul 17, 2005; Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

as a backup? but why

why does tannehill keep getting chances. he has never been anything but a BUST

# ? Jan 15, 2019 21:12

Cash Monet: Apr 5, 2009

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1085256129230196737

he's been dead on about a lot of this stuff so congrats Cinci

Andy Dalton to Ryan Tannehill.

That's loving bleak.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 21:15

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1085256129230196737

Talk about shuffling deck chairs.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 21:28

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Play posted:

Brady will use the eclipse's power to destroy the Chiefs and usher in a million years of utter darkness

lmao if you don't think Belichick is the Fire Lord (Tommy is Azula)

# ? Jan 15, 2019 21:58

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

brent allbright said andy dalton is going to washington. To become the president

# ? Jan 15, 2019 22:00

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