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unidef freeman posted:The key is not to touch them but to reach them on your level of politics so you can learn the system. The key is not to shake their hands but to tuck your thumb down toward your pinky finger so they miss the natural stopping point. Politicians shake so many hands that the process is basically autonomic, and they'll only realize something has gone wrong after two or three awkward pumps of your forearm. It's such a basic part of their routine that a critical failure almost always throws them off because it feels like they somehow forgot how to breath for a second. If you keep a straight face they register it as them loving up. It's called finning and it works like pokemon where bragging rights go to large collections or snagging big game. My crown jewels were Bill Clinton (post-presidency  ), Mahmoud Abbas, and Joe Biden (VP-distinction). I, and everyone I know who had a shot at finning Obama chickened out.
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Its a blessing really, he would be so sad if he knew he lost.
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