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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




What went on up there? Yu-gi-oh! and weird sex!

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Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
A Tsundere he hires, for his own mother!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

paulie walnuts is basically vegeta

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

I'd like to see Chrissy as a weeb instead of a Hollywood wannabe

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Hooked on pocky instead of heroin

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

janice: I did not take your leeeeig, desu

svetlana: kisama

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
AJ thinks he's cut out to be a pilot because he secretly believes he's Newtype.

(Christopher also thinks he's Newtype.)


oh my god

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy poo poo :stwoon:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I was thinking of just paulie in a Bad Man shirt but that’s much better

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
*hooks thumb at the last page of posts*
And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of poo poo.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

*hooks thumb at the last page of posts*
And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of poo poo.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
If we're doing remakes, I want two things:

A remake of Curb Your Enthusiasm starring James Gandolfini

A remake of The Sopranos starring Larry David

I recognize one of these may be more difficult to achieve.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

primaltrash posted:

A remake of The Sopranos starring Larry David


Precedent:

https://youtu.be/swyDoPfua0c?si=90N--n2pMVpd0qmn

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
I will take either Larry playing it straight or Larry playing Larry.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I feel like you could transpose the “not this much pulp” scene onto curb without changing a word

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023
Its a progrom, a movie

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

Carm: ever since we found this place I catch myself fantasizing about this

Larry as Tony: yeah, it’s great. it’s pretty good. pretteeeeh pretteeeeh pretteeeeh

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Holy poo poo

Lmao hahahaha

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Avatar worthy

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://x.com/uncle_june/status/1773426914255913160

"Dis little bitch is fah you"

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Watching all those in a row makes me realize just how good Ray Abruzzo's performance was. Everything Little Carmine says is ridiculous yet he never betrays that he's in on the joke, he's a man speaking with utmost conviction in...whatever nonsense flitted into his head in that moment.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

The genius of Little Carmine is that you ALWAYS know what he means, and the people around him (who are also very stupid) don’t even realize that the actual words make little sense. I honestly didn’t even realize how much of his dialogue was a joke when I first watched the show thanks to the delivery.

And that’s why it’s so goddamn funny.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
There’s no stigmata these days.

Like father like son.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



To this day I still have no clue what “under my subspecies” was supposed to mean but it’s the funniest poo poo ever and the whole crew just sits there like 🗿 when he says it.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Ralph Hurley posted:

To this day I still have no clue what “under my subspecies” was supposed to mean but it’s the funniest poo poo ever and the whole crew just sits there like 🗿 when he says it.

under my supervision/auspices?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


"enjoy your success" is such a great way to end a meeting with a celebrity

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
No offense to the man but its hilarious that the guy they got to cameo as himself in the position of uncontroversially successful megastar who doesn't even consider Cleaver for a second he's so far above it was loving Ben Kingsley.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I honestly thought the "joke" was that these guys are such gently caress-ups that even Ben Kingsley (who is great, don't get me wrong!) would turn down being in a film with them, when he'll be in ANYTHING.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Kingsley turning to to his assistant and saying “gently caress” when he realizes he’s on the same return flight with Chris and Carmine after thinking he was rid of them and they’re still peering at him between the seats was perfect

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023
He took Lauren Bacall to acting school

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I honestly thought the "joke" was that these guys are such gently caress-ups that even Ben Kingsley (who is great, don't get me wrong!) would turn down being in a film with them, when he'll be in ANYTHING.

yeah this is how i read it too. chris and carmine somehow got Ben Kingsley to say no.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/tapemachines/status/1773933497511559361

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

aBagorn posted:

yeah this is how i read it too. chris and carmine somehow got Ben Kingsley to say no.

they didn't tailor it to his specificities enough

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

CoffeeBoofer posted:

He took Lauren Bacall to acting school

and Chris and his sponsor took Bacall straight to the ER

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I remember an interview with Lauren Bacall at the time where she said one of her favorite parts of doing that scene was finally saying the word “gently caress” on screen.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Now spike up!

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Jerusalem posted:

I honestly thought the "joke" was that these guys are such gently caress-ups that even Ben Kingsley (who is great, don't get me wrong!) would turn down being in a film with them, when he'll be in ANYTHING.

I always took the humor of that interaction to come from the fact that Kingsley was known as more of a distinguished British RSC Actor and they are pitching him the shlockiest crap imaginable. Like trying to get Ian McKellen to do Sharknado 5.

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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Ishamael posted:

I always took the humor of that interaction to come from the fact that Kingsley was known as more of a distinguished British RSC Actor and they are pitching him the shlockiest crap imaginable. Like trying to get Ian McKellen to do Sharknado 5.

Sure, but by this point Kingsley had been in Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne.

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