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Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_peSCECc4I

Pure comedic gold. The gang never saw the irony in calling Chris a son of a bitch mere moments after he called his mother a whore.

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Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Your Gay Uncle posted:

One of the best scenes in the whole series is when Melfi sends Carmela to her old psychology professor and he just lays out in no uncertain terms that if she doesn't take her children and leave Tony immediately that she was complicit in all his crimes and the blood money she has will destroy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVeLjj6Ao8

"Take only the children - what's left of them- and go!"

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
Scene in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mckbLaZ9XI

Everything about it is brilliant, especially the music!

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YlqDuKazUU&t=22s

Speaking of awkward dialogue.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Completely forgot about this, LMAO

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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crazy eyes mustafa posted:

This. On the loving QUEERS video there are wayyy too many comments unironically saying gently caress yeah, homophobia rules! Like they don’t get that the reason it’s funny is because of how off base and out of line Paulie is with what’s going on around him. Throwing a loving chair at ghosts and insulting them the most effective way he knows how (their sexuality) is funny because of how :stare: it is not because he’s doing what we don’t have the balls to do. Yeesh

I do love some of the bad crossover fan art for this show and poo poo like Scarface though.

In the same vein: People who take the Columbus Day episode at face value.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

ruddiger posted:

I forget, did they ever do the "spit on a dead body that will eventually be found by law enforcement" bit? They did that poo poo in Sons of Anarchy so much, it became comical.

They did it in The Wire.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

Jerusalem posted:

I think it is season 3 when Tony sees Christopher on a laptop and tells him to turn it off before they talk because "I don't trust those... cookies?" :3:

"That cookie poo poo makes me nervous!"


One of my favourite parts about The Sopranos is poo poo like this. Their stupidity is hilarious and realistic.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
The Kevin Finnerty dream did lead to my favourite ending to a Sopranos episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bgi3z4M-Mo

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DQkScJ94qg

Obligatory mash-up, loved hearing it the first time watching.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Ishamael posted:

I think it's another Italian-American dropped vowel word, like mozzarell', ricott', etc.

Madonn'!

Gabagool? Over here!

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Ishamael posted:

One of my favorite callbacks.

"It's a retirement community!"



Probably my favourite running joke because it illustrates Tony's shifting opinions about his mother's role in his life vs. his father's.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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pentyne posted:

That and his birthday party. A gaggle of snobbish uppity Italians who can't stop themselves from trying to be above it all and constantly disrespecting their host.

I like the theory that Russ (the rear end in a top hat that insults Tony's gift) is Paulie's biological father. The information we have on both of them fit pretty well.

Anyway, here's some Artie goodness to make you hungry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrgm0i2uU2U

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Dawgstar posted:

"I got such a deal on this Ramlosa" cracks me up so much I forget it's product placement.

The deal Artie got for the Ramlosa was related to Tony and Richie fleecing Davy Scatino, whose wife is sitting next to Carmela in that scene.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
Nothing has made me come closer to being a vegetarian than that loving meat slicing scene.

Johnny Boy and young Junior were perfectly cast. Heck, make that the entire Soprano family.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
That single 'No' was the moment I realised that I was watching something special.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Vito’s brother getting his dome caved in by the golf club is one of the most unsettling scenes i think i’ve seen.

"He's gonna be a vegetable, Ton'. A fuckin' retard!"

"Look on the bright side, he wasn't as smart to begin with!"

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Chianese still having his mental faculties at such an advanced age is nice to see. Tony Sirico, on the other hand... :(

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

ruddiger posted:

I mean, you can say the same thing about Christopher and Adriana. She's like a 30 and even without his violent outbursts and addiction to narcotics, Chris' unibrow puts him at like a 3, but he's a made guy, who's mob royalty, much like Ralphie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTs6IkE25Ds&t=213s

3:33.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
The True Romance scene was what put Gandolfini on David Chase's radar IIRC.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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BiggerBoat posted:

That's a good point. I hadn't thought of that.

Season 6B is basically David Chase grabbing you by the head and smashing it against the TV while going 'DO YOU GET IT YET?'

...I didn't get it the first time, nor the second time.

BiggerBoat posted:

"WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!?"

God rest his soul, huh?

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1OtWdYXTAQ

Excellent write-up as usual!

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

LMAO I completely forgot that he's obviously not listening to the Sun Tzu tape AT ALL.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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BiggerBoat posted:

AJ was banned and definitely had a stupid newbie avatar.

The "No Fuckin Ziti" podcast is, indeed, way better than the "Poda-Bing" one but, god drat, these 2 aren't nearly as funny as they think they are. Their insights and reads on the episodes are quote good but I wish they'd spend less time trying to be funny and cracking each other up.

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/no-fuckin-ziti/e/58170057?autoplay=true

I also wish I could I could sort the episode order from oldest to newest instead of clicking on "previous episodes" 50 times along with a way to tell which episode they're discussing in the title links.

Having a weird conflicting thing going on lately because I'm simultaneously reading this thread, The Sopranos Sessions book and listening to the podcasts and each one is on a different episode so it's semi disorienting.

I had to quit listening to No Fuckin' Ziti after one of the hosts kept using 'like' literally twice in every other sentence.

They have some nice insights but God does it get grating, they also miss some really interesting-to-talk-about stuff in some episodes.

Also, obligatory sopranosautopsy:

https://sopranosautopsy.com/

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Zaphod42 posted:


Chris "and he got shot on the front lawn, carrying a baby carriage for me?"

Tony ".... yeah. I mean..... no..... no, it wasn't a baby carriage. It was some TV trays....... but..... coulda..... coulda just as easily been a baby carriage yeah"

And then moments later when he has the cop at gunpoint he says "You shot him while he was carrying some TV trays so I could watch TV!"

He instantly recontexualizes the new information so that the image of his father isn't completely shattered. When he finally does see his father for what he really was it is Tony who seems to have difficulties processing it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9COLaIu0YU

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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BiggerBoat posted:

Reading it, a few people mentioned a show I never heard of called Generation Kill by the same creators as the Wire. Anyone seen it and recommend?

Generation Kill is amazing, it's supposed to be one of the more realistic portrayals of the US military but don't quote me on that. It's definitely worth giving a shot!

His newest show, The Deuce, is also very worth it.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Probably posted it before but what the hell.

Artie is amazing.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

Matt Zerella posted:

Imperioli has some of the best comedic lines and timing in the show.

"Chrissy, I had an abortion and the doctor pierced my uterus"

"Both of em?"

:lol:

"He might be trying to sow dysentery within our ranks!"

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Martian Manfucker posted:

I just finished watching "Kennedy and Heidi" and that episode really goes hard from the start.

So out of nowhere, too. Christopher just featured prominently in the episode before that. They pulled the same poo poo with Ralphie.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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OldTennisCourt posted:

the hilariously cringy ~mafia sit down~



...I know Chris. :smug:

Also:

"You know who my father was?"

".....The Golfer?"

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yz8vlXNtUA

Took me a few years to realise that Patrick was played by a young Paul Dano.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Ishamael posted:

And I think we mentioned a very young, pre-fame Lady Gaga was at the swimming pool vandalism:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrainCFg9BU&t=13s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxYU6evGoxE

Perez Hilton as well!

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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MrBling posted:

Whenever I hear "gravy" all I can think of is Paulie in Italy trying to get some spaghetti and gravy and the waiter not understanding him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-eHk4RiIso&t=14s

Apparently the guy who says Americans cut the ski cables was just some random passerby.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Jerusalem posted:

I love that he's been with his goomar for 15 years and they're basically just an old married couple on top of his actual wife.

Doesn't he have kids with her as well?

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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banned from Starbucks posted:

With everyone dead its Albert's time to shine!

... Albert's time to shine.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
David Proval was also in the running to play Tony Soprano but Chase found him way too intimidating for the role. It was a good call.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
Fun fact: Tony burning his hand on the stove was not scripted. His reaction was genuine.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Dawgstar posted:

There's a good moment somewhere where Sil is trying to bring the concerns of 'the troops' to Tony (over Tony B, I think) and the way Tony just blows him off Sil realizes that while he used to be the guy who could call Tony on his crap - and indeed that's kind of the role of the consiglieri - realizes Tony no longer wanted to hear it and even Sil might be on the block if he pushed too hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E60uBhsVnU

From 2:55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn-U6fVvgEQ

Then there's this one, the one you're talking about.

I love Sil.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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What's interesting is that the junkie that takes Christopher home is wearing Richie's jacket.

Also love that the first thing out of Silvio's mouth after Christopher calls his own mother a whore is 'son of a bitch!'

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Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

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Sopranos dream sequences were always the most 'real' to me, I had a lot of those 'shadow on the staircase' kind of nightmares when I was a kid.

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