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Starship Troopers 3 is a fun movie. It‘s cheap and dumb but it definitely belongs in the same hotel as Verhoeven’s, if not the same room.
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Barry Pepper has an insanely weird face. Looks like Skynet’s first attempt at an infiltration unit. Kudos to him for making it as a working actor.
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Jan 20, 2019 15:29
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Choco1980 posted:Yeah, like others have said, there's like, 4 or 5 movies about Ralphie and his family from A Christmas Story. I believe the one pictured in the OP even has Bob Clarke still involved. Holy gently caress there is another person who knows that Marlboro man and Harley davidson exists? I had to QC check it at work and went in thinking holy poo poo this is the dumbest title ive ever seen thisbis gonna be horrible but then the first scene had tiddy in it so that was pretty cool getting to watch at work
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Nooner posted:Holy gently caress there is another person who knows that Marlboro man and Harley davidson exists? I had to QC check it at work and went in thinking holy poo poo this is the dumbest title ive ever seen thisbis gonna be horrible but then the first scene had tiddy in it so that was pretty cool getting to watch at work This is a different movie than Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man?
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Jan 20, 2019 18:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfCaqIudqbE Staying Alive, the 1983 sequel to Saturday Night Fever directed by Sylvester Stallone. This is a pro watch if you’re into thong leotards on both men and women leaping around on a fog filled stage and John Travolta’s greased up bod.
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Jan 20, 2019 19:02
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Here's one. Who remembers The Sword and The Sorcerer? It was released at the height of the 1980's sword fighting fantasy craze, meant to compete with Conan, Beast Master, and all those other ridiculous films. And The Sword and the Sorcerer was utterly ridiculous: the main character had a three-bladed sword where the two external most blades could be shot like a crossbow, the entire background behind the hero has nothing to do with the plot, his motivation for his quest is a bartering form of prostitution, and the conflict of the film is resolved in the most nonsensical manner. And it starred Lee Horsley. Lee. Horsley. LEE HORSLEY. THE MAN IS NAMED LEE HORSLEY. It wasn't good cinema, but if you wanted mindless popcorn fare it was awesome. Anyhow, if you stayed through the end of the credits, you were promised that Horsley would return in TALES OF THE ANCIENT EMPIRE!!!!!!! And you would have waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. Etc., etc. Until 2010, the promised sequel was long non-existent, beating even DNF in terms of time line. Then in 2010, the Sword and Sorcerer director somehow released Abelar: Tales of AN Ancient Empire. (Why the change in article?  ) Let me just tell you, Abelar is a religious experience of lovely cinema. I've seen Troll 2. I've seen the gazillion of MST3K hecklings. I've sat through The Room, Birdemic, et al but nothing and I mean nothing compares to Abelar. First, they dropped it being a direct sequel and focused just for it taking place in the same fictional universe. For some reason they couldn't afford a full starring role for Lee Horsley, so he only makes an appearance as an unrelated character that apparently fathered 11 billion children or some poo poo because every hero in the show is a half sibling that he sired. The show had Kevin Sorbo... doing.... things? There are multiple sections where there is simply a static green screen back drop where the actors just waltz in front and have nothing but dialogue and no action, but the green screen doesn't create any set or location. I mean, The Room at least tried to make it seem like characters were not on a sound stage, but this looks like they walked into a photo shoot at Walmart and the photographer is going to super-impose someone's bust in the upper right hand corner of the screen. Then there's the fact that huge portions of the film were never filmed. They literally had still shots of story boards with narration dubbed over them: no animation or anything. But it's not like that one cut of Dune were they had the narrated illustrations for exposition purposes! Oh no: THIS IS IN THE FINALE OF THE FILM WHERE ALL THE HEROES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE KICKING rear end AND TAKING NAMES. Oh but then, out of nowhere, the story just keeps going, introducing new characters in another green screen soliloquy before abruptly ending with no real resolution to the plot detail they just expanded on after the supposed climax. Apparently, from what I read, there's supposed to be a futuristic sequel somewhere in the pipeline involving that insanity after the fact but... uhhh... yeah. Just go watch it. It's a loving masterpiece of lovely cinema. Necro-tron fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jan 20, 2019 |
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Jan 20, 2019 19:07
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Agrinja posted:I only recently found out that they made a third RoboCop movie. What about Robocop 4??? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7647722/
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Captain Quack posted:What about Robocop 4???
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Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:
I'll see your made-for-TV sequel and raise you another made-for-TV sequel with "Too" in the title:  By all accounts, I used to love the first movie as a small kid and recently saw it again on Dish, and it still holds up as a good fantasy film with an awesome cast. I don't remember poo poo about this one at all, even though I remember seeing it when it originally aired. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ptiDjFNaXQ
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JediTalentAgent posted:The remake of Fright Night got a sequel called Fright NIght 2 that apparently from the description sounds like a hybrid of the original Fright NIght, original Fright NIght 2 and something else. Yeah, it's just bizarre; it's more of a reimagining with 'What if Gerry Dandridge was a lady vampire instead?!' as opposed to any sort of actual sequel to any of the Fright Night movies. Plus it's just terrible.
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Nooner posted:Yeah it just came out a couple years ago and its about like heroin bob knocked up that goth chick and his son is an emo i am not making this up I watched this movie. Do not watch this movie.
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Jan 20, 2019 21:35
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Hey kids, remember The Wizard of Oz, one of the most beloved movies of all time? Who was your favorite character? The Lion? He's awesome. Mine was the Scarecrow, but they're all great. Well, I rented the sequel for us to watch, yay! Gather round, family, let's-- *dorothy is strapped to a bed getting electroshock therapy* oh my god why
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Jan 20, 2019 22:01
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Fritz Lang's 1932 film The Testament of Dr. Mabuse is a sequel to both the 1922 Dr. Mabuse: The Gambler and 1931's M. A really interesting film since it's the last one Lang made before fleeing from Germany for France (and later the United States). Mainly because the character in the title writes endless notes that are straight out of the Nazi playbook. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiLXNS39aZs
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Jan 20, 2019 22:19
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ELI PORTER posted:The child from Home Alone 2 is actually, surprisingly, also the child from the original Home Alone film But not the same as home alone 3. Apparently there were a few more as well. Also Blues brothers 2000. Never seen it and never will. Is the sequel to Anchorman well known? It was never released in NZ so I've only seen references to it on the web.
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Many people don't know this, but Empire Strikes Back is a Sequel to Star Wars. 
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Larry the Cable Guy seems to be Hollywood's go-to for cheap direct-to-DVD sequels 
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Jaguars! posted:
Came to post this one. It's like the studio realized how bad it was and just released it on the sly so it would die. Wonder if they were just fulfilling some contractual obligation. Edit: I was wrong. Apparently it grossed over $100 million in profit. Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jan 21, 2019 |
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Mr. Bones posted:Larry the Cable Guy seems to be Hollywood's go-to for cheap direct-to-DVD sequels I've seen neither, but I guarantee that Larry's version is better than Dwayne's.
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Jaguars! posted:But not the same as home alone 3. Apparently there were a few more as well. It had some funny moments and I liked the Carell/Wiig stuff, but it was mostly meh. BB2000 is bad though.
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atlas shrugged II where they recast the whole thing and it bombed harder
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zenguitarman posted:Hey kids, remember The Wizard of Oz, one of the most beloved movies of all time? Who was your favorite character? In my head, upon reading this, I honest to God thought Tik-Tok! And then read on, and was like, oh yeah, course, you mean the poo poo original. I vastly prefer return to Oz, unironically.
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zenguitarman posted:Hey kids, remember The Wizard of Oz, one of the most beloved movies of all time? Who was your favorite character? The Lion? He's awesome. Mine was the Scarecrow, but they're all great. Well, I rented the sequel for us to watch, yay! Gather round, family, let's-- Dorothy in this movie was played by 90s Goth-throb Fairuza Balk, which is a fact that lingers in my brain for some reason. 
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SimonCat posted:This is a different movie than Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man? This is a loving wonderful movie. I don’t understand how more people don’t know that this exists.
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I've been waiting since I was a kid.  
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!Klams posted:In my head, upon reading this, I honest to God thought Tik-Tok! And then read on, and was like, oh yeah, course, you mean the poo poo original. I vastly prefer return to Oz, unironically. Return to Oz is awesome because it takes the bullshit fun-hating “it was all a dream” attitude of the first movie and gives it to the psychopathic villains who want to shoot a kids brain full of electricity
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Atomic Robo-Kid posted:I've been waiting since I was a kid. lol, just watched this on the new MST3k, and it was a really good episode. It also made me notice that the girl who plays the neighbor kid is also the girl who looks like she really needs to use the restroom in that weird etiquette video the RLM guys did recently on BotW
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There's a bloodsport IV and it's not very good https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNZ1ElwD_JA
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Mr. Bones posted:Larry the Cable Guy seems to be Hollywood's go-to for cheap direct-to-DVD sequels More like the Toot Farty
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:This is a loving wonderful movie. I don’t understand how more people don’t know that this exists. Hudson Hawk is better
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Blistex posted:Don't really have much to say about it, other than there isn't much to say. 2010 is the weirdest movie in this category. It's a good movie. The story is good. The cast is amazing. The only real knock against it are the visuals. It has that bad 80's compositing you've seen a million times. It's biggest problem is that it's not 2001, a loving masterpiece of cinema.
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Jose Oquendo posted:2010 is the weirdest movie in this category. It's a good movie. The story is good. The cast is amazing. The only real knock against it are the visuals. It has that bad 80's compositing you've seen a million times. There's a poster in some scenes for the 2008 Beijing Olympics, which is pretty wild.
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WatermelonGun posted:Hudson Hawk is better I’ve never seen it, but my dad likes it.
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Kak posted:schindler's list 2 How would a sequel ever work for this?? Does he go back and save even MORE Jews?!
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Vietnamwees posted:How would a sequel ever work for this?? Does he go back and save even MORE Jews?! its just a grocery list this time
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