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I remember Kawalimus counted out Tom about a week ago
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Here lies Beavis. He counted out Touchdown Tom.
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GOod news: The Alliance of American Football starts on February 9th San Diego at San Antonio SAT, FEB 09 7PM CST Atlanta at Orlando SAT, FEB 09 7PM CST Memphis at Birmingham SUN, FEB 10 1PM CST Salt Lake at Arizona SUN, FEB 10 3PM CST
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Cavauro posted:The Bengals have won the AFC Championship. I heard Tom Brady donated the AFC trophy and banner to the good people of Cincinnati because he is a good person who does good things for people
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Jan 21, 2019 04:29
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*phone rings* Tom Brady: Hello. Voice on phone: It is time for your payment. Tom Brady: Understood. *Tom Brady open-mouth kisses his son*
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I've read the book Trigger Warning.
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Cavauro posted:I've read the book Trigger Warning.
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It's your sophomore year of high school. Your cousin came to visit. You used to hang out a lot, you know, you've always been close. Hell, you were born 2 months apart. Your uncle and his second wife used to visit from time to time and you and her would get into all kinds of crazy trouble for a few weeks during the summer. Then she's there. She's developed. You feel... something. Down there. You don't want to. That's the feeling you get when you watch Tom Brady complete yet another game winning drive.
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sweet thursday posted:It's your sophomore year of high school. Your cousin came to visit. You used to hang out a lot, you know, you've always been close. Hell, you were born 2 months apart. Your uncle and his second wife used to visit from time to time and you and her would get into all kinds of crazy trouble for a few weeks during the summer. this is an sa2k fanfic except it involved animorphs characters
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Ghost Dog posted:this is an sa2k fanfic except it involved animorphs characters God dammit man why do you keep VH1 Behind the Music'ing me
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a little yeerking between cousins
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BUG JUG posted:i am literally taking a poo poo on a picture of tom brady right now I'm sure Greg Hardy sacked him once too
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only poo poo in the toelet, or else. I'm in a vengeful mood this evening as we begin the slow transition into early morning.
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https://twitter.com/JeffDarlington/status/1087198392906928128 "Afterwards, Mahomes emerged pallid and sunken-faced, and his throwing arm was noticeably less muscular. Two tiny puncture marks were also visible on his neck, though these could have been from an earlier sack."
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Roasted Donut posted:GOod news: The Alliance of American Football starts on February 9th Why isn't it called the American Football Association?
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Grand Theft Autobot posted:Why isn't it called the American Football Association? 
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Proud of my team. No one thought they could do it, but they did. Time to prove the world wrong!
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I was telling people after the Patriots smashed the Chargers that they would win the Super Bowl and that people should get used to the idea. So I refuse to take responsibility for thisJiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Proud of my team. Dan Hanzus did a funny little segment in the ATN podcast about the Patriots desperately trying to spin the narrative and make themselves underdogs. It was pretty good
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Grand Theft Autobot posted:Why isn't it called the American Football Association? to catch Alien Ant Farm search runoff
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Dan Hanzus can eat my rear end. he locked them up!
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Dan Hanzus can eat my rear end. Same,. He's pretty handsome in a dumpy, slightly-overweight way
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I'm throwing down the gauntlet. The Pats are going to win the Super Bowl, so if you think otherwise - anyone who says so gets assigned a random number - you have to live with that choice, and be wrong, forever - the number and assigned poster will be selected by a random number website, and the person selecting it will be the mod who unfairly gassed my previous thread and thereby owes me a favour - if your number is selected, and you are the person, then you can select what my avatar will be. But only that. HOWEVER - you get to select the person, out of the list of people who will no doubt hereafter denigrate the Patriots good name in this thread, who makes the custom text to go along with the avatar - I'll buy it - When the Patriots win, the people who openly and wilfully bet against the Patriots will be out nothing except their good name and proper sense
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sweet thursday posted:I'm throwing down the gauntlet. Wat
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Easy Diff posted:Didn't read, but I think the boy named Suh will pull out a gun like Billy Blanks in Last Boy Scout and murder Tom Brady in Superbowl 53 and rams win 44-17 he was originally supposed to say "I'm going to Disneyland" but the studio worried they'd get sued
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a new study bible! posted:im counting out td tom in the suberpbowl Goff will throw enough picks that Tom won't have to do much
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I wanted to doubt Touchdown Tom but deep in my heart of hearts I knew not to I doubted him last week and we saw what happened
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sweet thursday posted:I'm throwing down the gauntlet. Even though I didn't say it before, I like games. Therefore, hear me: TOM BRADY IS A poo poo-SUCKING LOSER WHO COULDN'T MOVE THE BALL AT A GODDAMN BOWLING ALLEY. THE ONLY PASS HE CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE IS A PASS AT HIS SON. HE'S MORE LIKELY TO THROW HIS BACK OUT THAN TO THROW A DECENT BALL. THE ONLY "TOUCH DOWN" HE'S FAMILIAR WITH IS WHEN HE STICKS HIS HAND DOWN HIS SON'S PANTS. COUNTING HIM OUT DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT. THE ONLY THING HE CAN WIN IS A VISIT FROM CPS. gently caress TOM BRADY
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Play posted:Even though I didn't say it before, I like games. Therefore, hear me: Hmm. Hm. Interesting if proven true
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