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Be sure to offset some of that syrup with a little salt - hold your face above the pan and think about every single thing you ever said to your mother that wasn't what you meant to say. |
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Jan 27, 2019 09:08
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Jan 27, 2019 09:10
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Mashed Potatoes And Cereal And Ice Cream And Chips And Frozen Pizza And Fried Chicken And Phad Kee Mao and General Tso's and Tacos and Burritos and Tacos and Silence |
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Jan 27, 2019 09:13
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Jan 27, 2019 09:57
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ah gently caress it just find something resembling bread, some sliced meat, and whatever cheese is available and toss that in the microwave for thirty seconds
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Jan 27, 2019 11:08
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really really hot wings just to remind you that you still feel, and remind you again in the morning
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Jan 27, 2019 11:27
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The Arby's Meat Mountain you have to eat in microwave reheated shifts to get one over your vegan ex. Dipped in leftover McDonalds honey mustard containers. |
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Jan 27, 2019 11:29
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FactsAreUseless posted:Mashed Potatoes And Cereal And Ice Cream And Chips And Frozen Pizza And Fried Chicken And Phad Kee Mao and General Tso's and Tacos and Burritos and Tacos and Silence
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Jan 27, 2019 11:49
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Socks4Hands posted:really really hot wings just to remind you that you still feel, and remind you again in the morning 
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Jan 27, 2019 11:57
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KFC that was left over at the end of your shift that you have to share with your family because there's nothing else. You don't know what they'll eat tomorrow, on your day off. |
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Jan 27, 2019 11:58
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Pour one shot of vodka on a tall 6 ounce glass. Top off with cheap lager Repeat until regret
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Jan 27, 2019 13:12
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you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all 
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1 - Put water in hob and throw pasta in there. Don’t bother boiling first just jam that poo poo in there 2 - Wait until bored, then take the pasta out of the hob 3 - Sauce time! Don’t loving bother with it 4 - Eat until full Eat this 7 times a week because gently caress it
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Jan 27, 2019 13:14
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the half of a thin crust pizza from two days ago that is so dried out the edges are curling up because you left it out because taking it five feet to the fridge is just too much |
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Jan 27, 2019 13:18
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“I should eat some dinner” *assesses time required to make dinner* “gently caress it, I’ll drink a bunch of water and just go to sleep”
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Jan 27, 2019 13:21
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Driving from one fast food place to the next in your area, ordering one single item from each, going home and starting with the warmest make your way to the cold, congealed oil of the last |
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Jan 27, 2019 15:01
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the entire $1/$2/$3 menu, twice over, at McDonald's, then unceremoniously vomited into your cheap hotel room toilet, after having an affair with a married man who actually doesn't give a gently caress about you. repeat, several times over the next fifteen years of your life.
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Jan 27, 2019 19:01
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depression cheesecake: a brick of cream cheese with a handful of powdered sugar on it, and an entire box of Ritz crackers. these are the only foods left in your house after your wife left you. tomato soup for the extremely anxious: lean into your agoraphobia and microwave in a bowl one can of crushed tomatoes, a dash of milk, a teaspoon of honey, and a pinch of each of dried basil, dried oregano, salt, pepper and garlic powder. do not stir. repeat until you actually run out of canned items and have to leave the house.
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Jan 27, 2019 19:04
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cheesy beans can of beans dumped into bowl shredded cheese microwave |
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Jan 27, 2019 20:07
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[rooting in the back of the spice drawer] dukkah? the gently caress is dukkah? [one google later] oh yeah, that african spice thing from when I was planning that trip to go see the pyramids right before the aliens landed and told us they were billboards for venusian prostitutes [sigh] [sprinkles some dukkah on bowl of 10-cent ramen noodles] hey, not bad
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Jan 27, 2019 20:25
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the creme filling from Oreos, licked from the chocolate wafers, then the wafers redeposited into the Oreo tray. cheering is too effortful when you can't even get off the couch to shower.
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Jan 27, 2019 21:23
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Blanketspace posted:The Arby's Meat Mountain you have to eat in microwave reheated shifts to get one over your vegan ex. An Arby's Beef N Chedder to savor the flavor of a childhood where you lived in an all-white neighborhood ---------------- |
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Jan 27, 2019 23:53
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Taco Bueno hot sauce cups, leftover from the last time you were able to leave the house, poured over very stale off-brand Tostitos and "Mexican-style" "processed shredded 'cheese' 'food'" product, then microwaved for two minutes, forgotten for an hour, and finally pried loose with one chopstick and shoved into your unscoured maw. Get on my depression cooking level.
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Jan 28, 2019 01:20
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Spicy food eaten with the hands so you can't rub your eyes while crying |
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Jan 28, 2019 02:08
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1 or more happy/average people 1 unspeakable tragedy, extreme disappointment, or neurochemical balance stir until well blended |
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Jan 28, 2019 04:01
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1 cup semisweet chocolate chips from the bag that you were totally going to use to bake into weed cookies for your friends and coworkers eat |
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Jan 28, 2019 06:26
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Jedrick posted:1 cup semisweet chocolate chips from the bag that you were totally going to use to bake into weed cookies for your friends and coworkers
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Jan 28, 2019 06:56
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1 bag of pizza rolls, mostly hot but not really. it's fine, i just want to eat something before i go back to bed. |
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Jan 28, 2019 07:56
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1 freezer burned Eggo waffle you forgot about under that unopened bag of frozen berries you bought as a "healthier alternative" to all that goddamn trash you normally snack on 1 slice Kraft Singles processed cheese product microwave liberally |
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Jan 28, 2019 08:22
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That 'soup for sluts' instant ramen
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Jan 28, 2019 08:40
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Perhaps they could eat their own words, Lady Brelizabent. *coldly storms from the ballroom* |
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Jan 28, 2019 12:00
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stale tacos
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Jan 28, 2019 15:15
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any recipe whose first and main ingredient is carob
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Jan 28, 2019 15:21
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Step 1: Read recipe for Beef bourguignon Step 2: Microwave a potato Step 3: Forget the potato Step 4: Eat cold potato after watching a documentary about trash in the Pacific |
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Jan 28, 2019 15:34
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Step 1: Read recipe for Beef bourguignon |
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Jan 28, 2019 19:22
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Forgotten microwaved water you drink because you are thirsty |
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Jan 28, 2019 19:25
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lemon
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Jan 28, 2019 19:30
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Step 1: Read recipe for Beef bourguignon Why are you watching me
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Jan 28, 2019 21:56
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Entire package of JoJos washed down with the fluids of your flooded sinus cavities and tear ducts because your aren't sure why you're crying but you can't stop and I mean what else is there to eat on the floor of trader Joe's in the middle of a psychotic break in your depression
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Jan 28, 2019 21:57
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Well that post hour a little too real so Jello powder from the box washed down with a glass of water
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