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Depression Cookies: 1 - Spoon, preferably large 1 - Container of pre-mixed chocolate chip cookie dough, preferably Papa Murphy's 1 - GODDAMN DAY WITHOUT YOU TELLING ME COOKIE DOUGH ISN'T A MEAL, YOU PAY TO BE MY ROOMMATE DAVE, NOT TO JUDGE MY NUTRITIONAL CHOICES -Preheat oven to loving nothing, then eat the entire container of cookie dough in one sitting, in an industrious and unwavering fashion -watch Twin Peaks for the umpteenth time, preferably while also passive-aggressively guilting Dave into watching it with you -BECAUSE I'M GOING THROUGH SOME poo poo, AND A GOOD FRIEND WOULD BE SUPPORTIVE AND LET ME JUST BASK IN AGENT COOPER'S WHOLESOME WEIRDNESS FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT, DAVE -IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED TO BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW -COULD YOU GRAB ME A MOUNTAIN DEW, I'M LIKE SUPER COMFORTABLE AND THE CAT IS SLEEPING ON MY LEGS, JUST LET ME HAVE THIS DAVE MockingQuantum fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Jan 29, 2019
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hamjobs posted:i'm watching twin peaks and eating chocolate chip cookie dough for dinner, are you LITERALLY MY DAD? I'm gonna blame spooky David Lynch magic for this one though something tells me Twin Peaks + CCCD (aka chocolate chip cookie dough) just fits well into the general byob ouvre. like I'm pretty sure if byob had a collective patronus it'd be Dale Cooper talking about pies
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