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FactsAreUseless posted:Mashed Potatoes And Cereal And Ice Cream And Chips And Frozen Pizza And Fried Chicken And Phad Kee Mao and General Tso's and Tacos and Burritos and Tacos and Silence
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the entire $1/$2/$3 menu, twice over, at McDonald's, then unceremoniously vomited into your cheap hotel room toilet, after having an affair with a married man who actually doesn't give a gently caress about you. repeat, several times over the next fifteen years of your life.
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Jan 27, 2019 19:01
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depression cheesecake: a brick of cream cheese with a handful of powdered sugar on it, and an entire box of Ritz crackers. these are the only foods left in your house after your wife left you. tomato soup for the extremely anxious: lean into your agoraphobia and microwave in a bowl one can of crushed tomatoes, a dash of milk, a teaspoon of honey, and a pinch of each of dried basil, dried oregano, salt, pepper and garlic powder. do not stir. repeat until you actually run out of canned items and have to leave the house.
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Jan 27, 2019 19:04
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the creme filling from Oreos, licked from the chocolate wafers, then the wafers redeposited into the Oreo tray. cheering is too effortful when you can't even get off the couch to shower.
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Jan 27, 2019 21:23
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Taco Bueno hot sauce cups, leftover from the last time you were able to leave the house, poured over very stale off-brand Tostitos and "Mexican-style" "processed shredded 'cheese' 'food'" product, then microwaved for two minutes, forgotten for an hour, and finally pried loose with one chopstick and shoved into your unscoured maw. Get on my depression cooking level.
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Jan 28, 2019 01:20
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Jedrick posted:1 cup semisweet chocolate chips from the bag that you were totally going to use to bake into weed cookies for your friends and coworkers
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Jan 28, 2019 06:56
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Step 1: Read recipe for Beef bourguignon Why are you watching me
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Jan 28, 2019 21:56
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Entire package of JoJos washed down with the fluids of your flooded sinus cavities and tear ducts because your aren't sure why you're crying but you can't stop and I mean what else is there to eat on the floor of trader Joe's in the middle of a psychotic break in your depression
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Jan 28, 2019 21:57
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Well that post hour a little too real so Jello powder from the box washed down with a glass of water
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Jan 28, 2019 21:58
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Manifisto posted:uh do you then have to stand in the fridge so the jello sets? No but you do have to sing the jigglers song
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Jan 28, 2019 22:05
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MockingQuantum posted:Depression Cookies: i'm watching twin peaks and eating chocolate chip cookie dough for dinner, are you LITERALLY MY DAD?
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Jan 29, 2019 06:49
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MockingQuantum posted:I'm gonna blame spooky David Lynch magic for this one and drat fine cups of coffee
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Jan 29, 2019 07:01
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concord grape juice saltine crackers i call it the last supper but really it's literally what i could squirrel upstairs and i'm pretty sure this juice is fermenting.
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this is going to help my all-peels diet
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