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Manifisto posted:a good thing, because mangosteen's pedantry has angered the dragon! "actually it's about ethics in games journalism!" it roared, sending jack flying with a flail of its mighty tail!
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Luvcow posted:suddenly a familiar figure bursts into the chamber...  not again
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Abugadu posted:*flips through 1st level druid spells nervously* maybe we can extract some cucumberine from larry so he could actually be good for something
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Manifisto posted:maybe we can extract some cucumberine from larry so he could actually be good for something we tried manifisto but byob doesn't want to support this thread. r.i.p. fruit adventuring party.  
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Luvcow posted:we tried manifisto but byob doesn't want to support this thread. r.i.p. fruit adventuring party.  manifisto and luvcow battle byob apathy, self-conscious reluctance to post, and being really high probably! it isn't very effective, so they decide to get high themselves!
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"Knock Knock Mr. Illithid!" Express bellows at the top of his lungs. A few moments pass "wait... is that the Mindflayer Sword of Armageddon in one of his mouth tentacles?" He questions.  Could be another sword, kind of hard to tell from here.
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pixaal posted:"Knock Knock Mr. Illithid!" Express bellows at the top of his lungs. *splurble* gently caress yeah, let' sget the swerd!!!
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Sword, I don't have a copy without the rock, so that's coming with us if we get it   It's hide appears to be too thick for my Axe! Does anyone know the spell Cock Lightning?
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it may be time for that mightiest of weapons . . . the fabled chillaxe! 
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Manifisto posted:it may be time for that mightiest of weapons . . . *fingertips pressed together over my mouth, a furrow in my brow* go on...
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Dick Bastardly posted:*fingertips pressed together over my mouth, a furrow in my brow* 
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Manifisto posted:mangosteen administers a wet willy! we've got it on the ropes!
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Manifisto posted:maybe we can extract some cucumberine from larry so he could actually be good for something Will do! *sneaks up behind Larry* "Oh boy. Uhh... guys I... I accidentally read the next one down, Extract Water. Uh. Oh man." 
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pixaal posted:Has anyone seen kumquat wizard? I think he might be able to finish the beast off by adding another type of elemental damage. 
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Criminy Kumquat Wizard don't you have anything better to do like maybe help me out; I know I'm the best at best arguer and very good and fine but you're just not doing your part sorry I'm late, I got drugs
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Abugadu posted:Will do! oh no, what a terrible situation for larry! I guess you could say he's . . . in a jam!
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Manifisto posted:as our bold adventurers are busy battling the mighty dragon and kraken, kumquat wizard (newly returned from the strip club) yells "look! it is the creatures' evil master, come to gloat! let us turn our efforts to defeating this terrible fiend, who has abducted the innocent child! if he falls, his minions will fall with him!" 
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Manifisto posted:as our bold adventurers are busy battling the mighty dragon and kraken, kumquat wizard (newly returned from the strip club) yells "look! it is the creatures' evil master, come to gloat! let us turn our efforts to defeating this terrible fiend, who has abducted the innocent child! if he falls, his minions will fall with him!" Mangosteen uses LENGTHY CONVERSATION ABOUT POLITICS ENDING IN YELLING
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hamjobs posted:Mangosteen uses LENGTHY CONVERSATION ABOUT POLITICS ENDING IN YELLING powerful |
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hamjobs posted:Mangosteen uses LENGTHY CONVERSATION ABOUT POLITICS ENDING IN YELLING unfortunately, byob's delicate sensibilities cannot handle the radical content that mangosteen unloads upon the hapless watermelon-mancer! about nations made superlative once more, or not, as the case may be; about head coverings with particular colors and messages; about the meaning of a certain poem by robert frost; about the relative merits of various factions owning the means of production; and (once again for good measure) the relationship between feminism and video games. but mangosteen has miscalculated, for the watermelon-mancer has no ears! it is the ultimate troll!!! WHAT WILL OUR ADVENTURERS DO??? (stay tuned!)
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Manifisto posted:unfortunately, byob's delicate sensibilities cannot handle the radical content that mangosteen unloads upon the hapless watermelon-mancer! about nations made superlative once more, or not, as the case may be; about head coverings with particular colors and messages; about the meaning of a certain poem by robert frost; about the relative merits of various factions owning the means of production; and (once again for good measure) the relationship between feminism and video games. 
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