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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/1088524080813289475

The Preshow begins at 5pm Eastern/2pm Pacific!
Main Show begins at 7pm Eastern/4pm Pacific!

Here's your card:


Brock Lesnar(c) vs. Finn Balor for the Universal Championship


Daniel Bryan(c) vs. AJ Styles for the WWE Championship


Men's Royal Rumble for a championship opportunity at Wrestlemania. Announced participants:
Randy Orton
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins
Samoa Joe
Drew McIntyre
Kofi Kingston
Big E
Xavier Woods
Apollo Crews
Baron Corbin
Elias
Jinder Mahal
Jeff Hardy
Bobby Lashley
Titus O'Neil
Andrade
Rey Mysterio
Mustafa Ali
R-Truth


Women's Royal Rumble for a championship opportunity at Wrestlemania. Announced participants:
Natalya
Bayley
Ember Moon
Lacey Evans
Alexa Bliss
Ruby Riott
Sarah Logan
Liv Morgan
Mickie James
Alicia Fox
Mandy Rose
Sonya Deville
Zelina Vega
Charlotte Flair
Naomi
Tamina
Peyton Royce
Billie Kay
Dana Brooke
Lana
Nia Jax
Nikki Cross
Carmella


Ronda Rousey(c) vs. Sasha Banks for the Raw Women's Championship.


Asuka(c) vs. Becky Lynch for the Smackdown Women's Championship.


The Bar(c) vs. The Miz and Shane McMahon for the Smackdown Tag Team Championship.


Buddy Murphy(c) vs. Kalisto vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Hideo Itami in a Fatal Fourway for the Cruiserweight Championship. This is a preshow match.


Rusev(c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura for the United States Championship. Last year's Rumble winner doesn't even make it onto this year's main show!

Enjoy!

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

I, the namtab, support all things 22

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
havent watched any of the weekly shows in a long time, and i haven't really followed along with anything, but

i'm still hyped for the rumble.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't wait to rumble. I'm rumbling around the house right now.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Guys, the time has come for WWE to stop pretending that what Hulk Hogan did wasn't monstrous. That's right, his betrayal of Team 29's Sid Justice cannot go unanswered! This year both Rumble winners should, no must, no WILL come from Team 29 to make up for it.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Not sure if i'm going to watch this

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Guys, the time has come for WWE to stop pretending that what Hulk Hogan did wasn't monstrous. That's right, his betrayal of Team 29's Sid Justice cannot go unanswered! This year both Rumble winners should, no must, no WILL come from Team 29 to make up for it.

#6 is going to last until the end and they'll both go over the rope at the same time and then instant replay will show #6 won, sorry.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
RUMBLE :carol:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
PSP, should I bunk off work tomorrow so I can stay up late and watch the Rumble live while cheering on #21 with my fellow cackling geese, y/n?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Rarity posted:

PSP, should I bunk off work tomorrow so I can stay up late and watch the Rumble live while cheering on #21 with my fellow cackling geese, y/n?

:yeshaha:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

But my conscience :ohdear:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I'm waiting here for #27's fifth win, before someone else's number gets it. Oh, what do you mean no one else can because #27 leads the Rumble in wins? Oh, I see. :smug:

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I simply can't hate number 28

WOOO LETS GO #28 YEEAAaaghH

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I also have a "prize" riding on number 19 too! WOO #19!!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Rarity posted:

But my conscience :ohdear:

Tell them you're sick of work :ninja:

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Team Lesser Bilbies represent, avenge the motherfucking Axeman

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
If you're part of Team 29, you're super cool!

If you're part of any other team, you're slightly less cool, but still okay by me!

I wish there was a Royal Rumble with death match rules.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I'm going to make nachos later and I have rum because it is the Royal Rum—ble. (My only other punny option was Crown Royal and I don't know if they sell that here!)

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


christ i have no self-preservation and will eat any unhealthy poo poo but that rumble burger is a loving horrifying atrocity

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Hmmmmmmm. Now I have to decide whether to watch the Rumble pre-show or WCW Uncensored 1997. Just finishing the go home Nitro with... a Public Enemy promo? :confused:

Oh good, they're getting beat down by Harlem Heat while Mike Tenay screams they're out of time.

Edit: Team number three for lyfe. *wolfpac sign*

BGrifter fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jan 27, 2019

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
21 is both the legal drinking age and the legal man/woman to win the Rumbles.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
My Royal Rumble pool is super complex this year, but it should be fun! We are doing $10 each to the winner, and then everytime one of your numbers eliminates someone, that person pays you a $1. So it's costing us a mammoth $32 each this year, but I'm hoping to make some money!

EDIT: Go team 28, gently caress the other numbers!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Wait what the gently caress where's John Cena

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Fat Lowtax posted:

Wait what the gently caress where's John Cena

You can't see him

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

BodyMassageMachine posted:

Just checking in, super pumped to cheer my Team 13 Tasmanian Tigers boy Tazz and get a Tazz related avatar when Tazz wins the Rumble this year, the year of Tazz.

#allorangeeverything

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hawkin's Rail going from 1st to victory!

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Oh yeah, Jonathan Coachman. I forgot about him. I think I wanted to forget about him

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
gently caress I forgot about the Coach.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
lets go sea lions

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


coachman and lawler pre-show panel christ i almost miss sam roberts already

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/LarsSWWE/status/1089641934002495488

IMGUR link if/when it gets taken down:
https://imgur.com/dI0jmMc

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Do not even ask posted:

coachman and lawler pre-show panel christ i almost miss sam roberts already

I bet none of these men are rocking jorts :mad:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Fat Lowtax posted:

Wait what the gently caress where's John Cena

Filming, wasn't going to be here, was still advertised until literally hours ago when they made a Twitter announcement

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

the water closet knows where he is huh

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I would only be so blessed to live a life where filming a movie is considered an injury

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Cena out of the Rumble, Strowman is in...

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Man, they really don't have any serious plan for Braun aside from "he is the eternal backup plan," do they

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Dias posted:

the water closet knows where he is huh

https://twitter.com/LarsSWWE/status/1081307695901138944

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Charly's dress is mighty fly

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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
can't believe i'm going to watch this piece of poo poo

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