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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Cory Booker announced he's running, beep beep load up the clown car

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

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loving Krassensteins. When they grift low, we grift high!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

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They just lie about the pettiest things, it baffles me that anyone can support him as faithfully as these loving chuds.

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Feb 3, 2019

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
According to quora it should be 13-0 though?

https://www.quora.com/How-many-unarmed-black-men-have-been-shot-by-the-police-in-2018

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUmLjTOkHzs

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Enjoy your dollar menu feast brady

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Feb 4, 2019

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
loving horrifying

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Stravag posted:

https://abc11.com/30-people-taken-into-custody-by-ice-at-sanford-company/5122017/

It still counts as buying American if the company employs shitloads of illegals right? Apparently the hr department is just turning over all the employee records to make it easier for dhs to find the immigrants

huh, so no free barrels this year I guess?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1092501573211697152

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

Wouldn't a Samsung Galaxy make more sense?

It's supposed to kill the enemy, not the user

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
DISRUPTING THE WAR INDUSTRY WITH THE NEW iGUN

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Hexyflexy posted:

I bet you 5 dollars the new one will end up looking exactly like the old one.

They're gonna spend 150 million testing everything under the sun then just issue free floating barrel uppers to everyone

Kawasaki Nun posted:

ALL OF THIS WEAPONS ACTIONS ARE ELECTRONIC SO CHECK YOUR CHARGE BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE WIRE! THERE IS NO EXTERNAL BATTERY SUPPORT!


*dumpster full of batteries with 86% charge left*

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I think 6.5 grendel works with existing mags? Never shot it, but on paper it looks good.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Pfft, Helens blew their load already, Rainier's way girthier and has been edging for the past 10,000 years

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Watched blade runner 2049 last night and eating grubs for protein and building giant seawalls on an otherwise dead planet seems like the least depressing glimpse into the future.

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Feb 9, 2019

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
So what is a flu or cold then? Just a mental thing?

Infecting the Fox news station with bubonic plague to...own the libs?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Tired: rebelling against your parents by getting a dead kennedys record

Wired: rebelling against your parents by getting vaccinated

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
That subreddit is actually mocking centrists, what a loving clown

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

She said that Hitler's only problem was trying to expand Germany's borders, everything he did within them was just Making Germany Great Again

turned that racism knob a little too far

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

This YouTube underground pedophile network is blowing the gently caress up.

I had no idea what you were talking about at first and :stare:

https://gizmodo.com/companies-halt-youtube-ads-following-reports-of-comment-1832771383

quote:

Wired was able to replicate Watson’s claims and said the videos it encountered often included little girls playing, swimming, or eating popsicles, and in some cases more graphic content. Once some of these videos are viewed, Wired said YouTube’s algorithm surfaces videos that appear to be popular with other pedophiles.

GJ, algorithm

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Doc Hawkins posted:

Okay but it'll cost ya

$5 to look at it, $10 I touch it, $20 you touch it...

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Fallom posted:

I feel like billionaire money lets you skip the fuss over an NDA and go straight to rolling your escorts into a mile deep mass grave.

but then you have hitmen that can sell you out on murder charges, so you gotta get them killed off too, so it gets messy

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Finally, the Clintons will face justice!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Where's the johns that were supposed to be bigger than Kraft?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

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Vasudus posted:

oh good, so now the clouds are going to boil off and then we'll all get clambaked to death

*Starts searching zillow for land in Alaska*

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Never seen a tree, slowly dying of cancer and worshipping a biker gang leader? Sounds like a bright future

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

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CommieGIR posted:

Like they'll find the fuel to keep big block V8s on the road.

The grim future is exclusively 1980s Merc diesels.

And they render down human fat into biodiesel :black101:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Why isn't this dumb motherfucker in jail yet?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
That Jacob Wohl alt right now:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Half the budget went into fixing the engineered joists he sawed through

Or maybe he went full Grover and left them. Either way, Jesus it's like saints row designed a bathroom but replaced purple with red.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
yeah if you could screenshot that, that'd be greeeaaat.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Don Dongington posted:


I maintain that the Internet was a mistake.


:same:

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

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BaconAndBullets posted:

Hmmmm so SIGINT and Infantry or Medic. No poo poo we had a dyslexic medic when I was in the 82nd... never knew if he was able to give narcs but that would be concerning.

You can even make it to a Ranger batt with mild dyslexia apparently, because one of my privates had that which made training him challenging at times. He worked hard though, and tried his damnedest to read atlas shrugged for some reason.

Also had a dude that was colorblind, which is apparently a no-no because of the red green jump lights. He told them"how the gently caress do you think I drive?" and got them to check him off as a go.

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