mlmp08 posted:

The policy of closing threads based on the calendar is the most leftover military service feature in this subforum.

Calendar said so; fill out a new form. And you can't post unless your PSG escorts you in to post the new thread.

Have a twitter embed.
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1089261858694025218

McNally posted:

From now until kickoff, the only sports this thread will be allowed to discuss are curling, golf, and lacrosse.

EBB posted:

Everybody is a milkshake duck. Everybody.

Fallom posted:

I wonder how any organization related to this mess hasn't been shredding documents and acid-washing emails for the last two years but the cops keep finding treasure troves of info so

ded posted:

That is some really stupid logic. By using that they would get shut down and have an indefinite amount of time being shut down.


It's like why are you complaining about a knife wound I'm only about to stab you in the back!

Woof Blitzer posted:

The only new gun the army needs is one that explodes when you pull the trigger.

Crakkerjakk posted:

You'll have to be more specific.

Reign Of Pain posted:

The Iron Rose posted:

Being poor should not be a literal get out of jail free card. Moreover, this isn't only hitting the poor. My father was a multimillionaire until he lost it all in 2008 and he still didn't pay all the child support he was supposed to despite the fact that my mother was pretty dirt poor in comparison. She didn't even ask him for any alimony either!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Not likely. She defected to Iran.

McNally posted:

It doesn't show up in Leper's Colony but goddamnit I'm not letting my work go to waste.

https://i.imgur.com/IPq005F.mp4

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

maddow spent time tonight showing photos of people standing next to trump

obama is 6"1 and a tiny bit taller than trump

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Trump's probably wearing heels too. Can't have the world knowing he's a 5'11" manlet.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

He's gonna LOCK HER UP

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/statu...ingawful.com%2F

Proud Christian Mom posted:

i spend a non-trivial amount on a vehicle because flying anything lower than business class is loving horrific and i'd rather drive ten hours

Godholio posted:

He's right though.

By the time I fight my way to the airport, deal with TSA and their bullshit, fly to the nearest airport to my family, fight with THAT loving airport, rent a car, and make the drive to the house...I could've spend about 30 minutes more and $100 less to just drive myself.

Edit: I used to drive 16 hours (over two days) to avoid commercial flight.

Vasudus posted:

I bitched about it in the chat thread but Facebook has built enough of a shadow profile on me that they've figured out my internet bullshit email address and are sending me regional group suggestions. To the best of my knowledge (as I've made actual effort throughout the years) there should be zero cross pollination.

People don't care though. Privacy is dead.

Godholio posted:

You live on an island and don't have to deal with US carriers or TSA.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Have you looked into the sport of ballooning?

FrozenVent posted:

It wouldn’t go anywhere because trains unlike planes get their forward motions from the wheels.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Sounding rods. It's a take on an old nautical term. Maffew buildings used to initiate people into his gang of cool people by showing them a sounding video. I ate a probation for making a joke about the old "kids in the sandbox" sounding video a while back. If you weren't on the internet 15-20 years ago, kids in the sandbox is a clip from a porno where a chick sticks a 4-5" vibrator down the urethra of an erect penis. The man had a meatatomy (I think that's the name of the procedure where they increase your dickhole opening by snipping it down the frenulum) to allow for it. A non-trivial amount of prince albert jewelry incorporates sounding rods.


I have encyclopedic knowledge of poo poo like this seared into my brain and I can't always remember something someone told me 10 minutes ago.

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

The main downside of running an old candidate, in theory, is that people might vote for the younger one instead. I don't know if that's going to be a problem running against Trump, who's barely younger and visibly less healthy.

Hannibal Rex posted:

When you think about it, Earth is just a bucket full of crabs.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

congress voting tuesday against the national emergency

Casimir Radon posted:

Manafort is the one who paid black guys to run trains on his wife, which hosed her up mentally.

EBB posted:

Just a brief off-cycle reminder that in about a month the UK is going to implode up its own rear end in a top hat.

Vriess posted:

Plenty of poppies though, right?

'cuz they care a lot about that flower

It would be kinda funny if the UK boomers couldn't get the flower for their armistace day stuff because of Brexit.

Casimir Radon posted:

Remember Beslan? Where the Russians tried to use tanks and flamethrowers to resolve a hostage situation?

Bored As gently caress posted:

Too bad I don't have a spare $500,000 to buy property somewhere and prep the gently caress out of it. Too bad I don't have a spare $20,000 to prep where I'm at.

All the while the rich are prepping and buying property in New Zealand for their escape when our society finally collapses.

facialimpediment posted:

Well, time to get Cohen off the front pages, here comes President Deals.

https://twitter.com/MikeDelMoro/status/1100894702524612608?s=19