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As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Bolow posted:

They're first strike weapons meant to strike military targets, decapitate leadership, paralyze response, destroy static long-range nuclear missile silos. They're strictly offensive weapons and not a deterrent.

Yeah, the Soviets back in 83 thought the Pershing IIs could be launched from west germany and hit Moscow in about 8 minutes (to my recollectionm and also their estimates on the pershing's range was optimistic). There would hardly be time for the radar operators to pick up the phone and dial the number before it hit.

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As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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aphid_licker posted:

My sticking point was that I do understand why short-ranged nukes in Cuba mattered a lot - short reaction time, decapitation - but I don't understand why short-ranged nukes in Kaliningrad do. They can't decapitate the actually relevant - in the context of nuclear decision-making - government, which is the US one. If US sensors detect a possible short-range missile launch in Europe there is no immediate necessity to make a decision: launching won't save Berlin at that point and the missiles can't reach the US. There's probably something blindingly obvious I'm missing.

Basically this:

I'm going off of my old research that I haven't looked at in about a year, but Soviet strategy (and most likely current Russian strategy) was that "there is no such thing as limited nuclear engagement, and whoever gets started first wins. If we think the western powers are about to launch, then launch everything we have." An INF weapon is a first-strike weapon- it doesn't really serve a defensive capability, it's only useful for going on the offensive. Back in the 80s, the Russians were terrified about a missile that could be transported and concealed in west germany and hit Moscow in a matter of minutes, and now NATO has ten former Warsaw Pact nations in the fold, so the INFs would be even closer to Moscow (this thinking goes back to when the collective defense part of NATO was considered sacred, but who knows nowadays).

Soulex posted:

Have some good wholesome entertainment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2AbcCbyJ2U

I don't know why I have a stronger emotional connection to marble athletes than I do to real athletes, but here we are.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Deathy McDeath posted:

I enjoyed this

Behold the carnage that one poor marble experienced, that little glass ball has more courage (balls?) than I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOSGHWdLUCg&t=502s

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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In any other context this would just be a goofy person. In this one though, holy poo poo man, come on.

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Sep 3, 2009

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holocaust bloopers posted:

I think a lot of it is due to, you guessed it, advertising. There are quite a few companies who all have similar solutions on how to best serve an advertiser's creative without appearing unsafe content. YouTube sells these companies either 1st party access or data through lucrative partnerships. They then take that to pitch assholes like me on their offerings. We run campaigns with them and YouTube still gets a cut of that

Basically, if YouTube were to clean up its act, a lot of companies risk losing money or going out of business.

A couple months back at work I was watching youtube and started getting a bunch of unskippable, 4 minute long crazy right wing education ads.

Yay for adblock and gently caress google.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Politicians excel at saying absolutely nothing with as many words as possible. Booker is living up to that reputation to a loving T.

Also good luck tomorrow, you're gonna need it.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

seriously though god what an awful game, it didn't even have the benefit of a wild comeback like the win over the Falcons. just absolutely terrible

Imagine paying 3 grand to see it in person. Plus plane tickets to get there and back.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Everyone getting their cardio tonight, I haven't seen this much standing applause since the old 1937 footage of stalin.

e: oh look, they're doing it again.

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Sep 3, 2009

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My knees hurt watching them stand up over and over.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Reign Of Pain posted:

Why are all the ladies wearing white?

"The chairwoman of the Democratic Women’s Working Group, Florida Rep. Lois Frankel, is encouraging members to wear white to this year's State of the Union address as a shoutout to the voters who handed Democrats a majority in the House in the midterm elections and a reminder that they plan to make women's economic security a priority.

The color choice is also meant to honor the women's suffrage movement that led to the ratification of the 19th Amendment in 1920."


I guess it's like a polite way of telling Donny to shove it up his rear end?

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Nephzinho posted:

What did he just say that had all of the Dem women up cheering that he responded with "you weren't supposed to do that"? I missed it.

e; Why is he rattling of these stats about women in government like he is proud of it? It is like cancer being proud of chemo.

I rewound it and I think it was "we have so many women in government now."

I do like that he complained that that one applause break was against the rules (because it wasn't for him).

In the time it took me to type this, there were 3 more applause breaks.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Socialism...

BOOOO!

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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America wasn't founded on control.

Says the guy that wants to seize private land for a public works program.

USA! USA! USA!

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Sep 3, 2009

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Defenestrategy posted:

Lots of good people on both sides I can only assume.

We gotta speak out against anti-semitism wherever we find it!

...Unless they're wearing a MAGA hat.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Nick Soapdish posted:

I wish we'd go back to the day of just submitting a written report on the state of the nation and move on

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Why did we liberate Europe? For America.

e: ok thinking on this in the context of america as a superpower/empire, maybe Bolton wrote it.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Well at leas that's over.

Now to the afterparty.

e: He just shook hands with someone who I swear had some hundred dollar bills in his breast pocket.

e2: they were fives, the cheap jerk.

As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Feb 6, 2019

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Vasudus posted:

I'm still not entirely convinced I'm not a brain in a jar somewhere and my overseers are throwing increasingly convoluted scenarios at me to see when I finally question the nature of my reality.

I've been thinking for a while that the matrix is running out of ram myself.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Warren definitely screwed up with the dna test- there was just no winning no matter what she did. Hell, my tribal claim is pretty weak and not much better than hers (everyone in the south says they have a Cherokee grandma, I just turned out to be telling the truth). She shouldn't have engaged and just pointed out that once again the republicans are focusing on racism for their arguments against the democrat front runner rather than fighting her on her merits. As for whether or not she counts, my friends in Cherokee said it best- "I'm not that interested in who her ancestors were, I want to know what she'll do for native issues."

Hell the second Eastern Band chief was a white dude that bought as much land as he could so they could stay in NC.

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Sep 3, 2009

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It doesn't help that dna tests don't really do well with eastern tribes because of racial mixing for the last ~300 years so it's hard to get a "clean" sample to test against. I think 23andme recently changed their test so it only looks at western tribes and central/south american tribes.

There's also the weird outlier cases like the Cherokee Freedmen descendants who were considered part of the Cherokee Nation till someone decided they weren't anymore, and the federal government had to step in and say "yes they are." Tribal identity and recognition are a loving mess.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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More or less the same here (esp. the alcoholic part) but mine went to Pennsylvania instead.

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Sep 3, 2009

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e: nah, bad joke.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Nystral posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/06/us/hemp-marijuana-idaho-trnd/index.html

Company buys Industrial Hemp from OR and has it shipped to CO for processing. The most direct route for shipping goods goes through Idaho. In ID truck gets stopped and searched and the driver arrested for transporting illegal marijuana. ID law basically says any cannabis plant with ANY amount of THC is illegal, vs federal law which states .04% of THC is legal.

So you have the CO-based company suing ID stating that the state is in violation of federal law and the interstate commerce clause, ID saying that it's OR's fault for not having a system in place to track exports. And finally the driver with felony criminal charges against him out on $100K bond (likely $10K paid to a bail bondsman) facing 5 years in prion and $15K fine in complete limbo while all of this is going on.

Shoulda had a trans am running as a blocker.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Unrelated to anything on this page, but regarding shity YouTube ads: get "YouTube Vanced" (you might have to enable installing apps from third-party sources). No ads, YouTube plays in the background/with the screen off, it's everything I used to root my phones for.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Godholio posted:

This actually isn't a thing unless the filter/pump are physically blocked.

I always thought water would be worse.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Molon labe, NRA,

Can't forget the confederate flag. Not just a sticker, but a PVC pipe bolted to the truck bed with a 7 foot flag (maybe 2 if they're feeling saucey) fluttering in the breeze. Also some variation of "football not kneeball" bumper sticker poo poo.

Seriously though, that is awful and I'm sorry he went through that.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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In a thousand years, when the next dominant culture is picking through what's left of what we leave behind, they're going to wonder why we saw this coming but kept letting the people who thought their opinions mattered more than hard data make decisions.

Those same morons would look at this statement and say "aha, humans didn't go extinct, ergo, all that gloom and doom stuff didn't matter." :smug: Nevermind that those future archaeologists have to wear stillsuits and walk without rhythm.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Icon Of Sin posted:

The Chagas bugs are working their way north, too. Used to be it was too cool for them to survive in NC, but guess what changed :haw:

Hell, armadillos are popping up here in NC too now. When I was a kid you only heard of them in Texas and Louisiana, but they've been expanding northwards for the last couple decades. They're a vector for leprosy. All the nasty old poo poo's coming back.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

The fundies will 100% blame the gays.

"God said he wasn't going to flood the earth again, so he'll set fire to it instead."

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Sep 3, 2009

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Fallom posted:

Ever read Battlefield Earth? :cool:

Oh great, not only is the world going to poo poo but John Travolta's going to be running the place.

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Sep 3, 2009

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not caring here posted:

Leave the pets alone.

Learn to butcher the long pig

Like in a Nando Parrado "I'm not gonna die" sense or Hannibal Lecter "it's sunday, might as well get my murder on" sense?

I'm down with either just want to know where we stand.

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Sep 3, 2009

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not caring here posted:

That dirty son of a bitch

Maybe he should be not dropping that bomb on air, and instead drop it when he goes for a handshake.

That fuckin' grot.

Imagine going on the show, shaking his hand, thinking it feels clammy and gross. Meybe he just has sweaty palms. Then he mentions that idly, not thinking about it.

He just came back from the restroom.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Godholio posted:

^Actually if your agency is shut down, they probably won't process your acceptance until it reopens. Whether that works out in your favor (no furlough) or you're hosed because you (they) missed the deadline or not, who can say.


Same. Last I heard Congress was still negotiating but nobody knew if it'd work out, and nobody had any idea what the president will do.

The nation is now held hostage to whether or not Trump reads Ann Coulter's twitter this week.

We're screwed.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Donald found Barron's old Wii and hooked it up to a projector.

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Sep 3, 2009

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We need a rescue mission, someone get Matt Damon.

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Sep 3, 2009

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At my worst, I was 275 (yeah yeah fat goons). I was also half a foot shorter than he claims. He's still way flabbier than I was.

He's 350. minimum.

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Sep 3, 2009

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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

She said that Hitler's only problem was trying to expand Germany's borders, everything he did within them was just Making Germany Great Again

She also thinks Hitler wanted to make all the Slavs into Germans, which is pretty much the exact opposite of what he wanted (he wanted them enslaved and eradicated to make room for the Germans). I guess she thinks lebensraum is a funny word for "cultural exports."

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Sep 3, 2009

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

I started going bald in high school and compared to that going grey would be a mercy

All three of my brothers are bald, my dad's bald, my uncle on my mom's side is bald, and I have 2 foot long hair. I'm enjoying it while it lasts because when it catches up with me it's going to be with a vengeance.

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Sep 3, 2009

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Deathy McDeath posted:

Thanks guys, for reminding me that I'm a year closer to arriving at the point where I no longer exist. I will die and my body will cease to be. Forever. All my thoughts and experiences, every scar on me, every personal connection made and emotion felt will rot and decay and become food for worms and other things. Life is meaningless and my life will be meaningless. This is the existential terror I live with every day and in the quiet moments of calm when I forget my own mortality and take in the smaller niceties of life, along comes all of my internet pals to barge into my mind palace like Kool-Aid man and announce CONGRATS DEATHY YOU'RE GONNA DIE

All this time I thought your username was deafy mcdeaf and you were making a joke about tinnitus.

Also :toot:

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

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Man this Jim Jordan guy is pissy as hell.

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Sep 3, 2009

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They changed the Son of Sam law, you can't profit from something you've been convicted of. They actually changed it for Henry Hill and Wiseguy/Goodfellas.

E: VVV aw here it goes

As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Feb 27, 2019

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