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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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The policy of closing threads based on the calendar is the most leftover military service feature in this subforum.

Calendar said so; fill out a new form. And you can't post unless your PSG escorts you in to post the new thread.

Have a twitter embed.
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1089261858694025218

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Feb 1, 2019

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/ambjohnbolton/status/1091343025438146560?s=21

Hello, soldiers. I have some goods for you which I’m told are legally distinct from bribes or merc pay!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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No more INF, try to depose a South American leader amd replace with an American-educated rightwing guy, and the Big Six program which is highly reminiscent of the post-Vietnam Big Five program.

Cold War reboot looking good.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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No, Big Five as in big five acquisition/modernization programs post-Vietnam.

Abrams, Apache, Blackhawk, Patriot, Bradley.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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aphid_licker posted:

Okay but why is this destabilizing / why does the US care? Can't they just kick back, take five, and go check if someone's still answering the phone in Berlin before launching everything?

This is why Europe haaaated the idea of localized tac nukes and intermediate range missiles. Fear US would sit it out if the then-USSR didn’t touch US land with ordnance.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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colachute posted:

at some point i think we are going to have to come to accept that racism and sexual harassment was just accepted 20+ years ago. much like how "human being" was pretty widely used in the early 2000s.

Kind of, but there's a big difference between someone who kind of casually laughed at a racist joke at school and someone who deliberately put effort into being as racist as possible and openly had it documented back when not everyone carried a phone/camera/video-recorder/computer in their pocket.

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i don't know how we move on from that other than stop electing old people, but some old white men doing some racist and/or sexist poo poo in the 1980s is one of the least surprising thing i can think of in 2019.

Nailed it.

Racist grandpa might love you and might have stopped saying the N-word casually. And that's fine, you don't need to kick him out of Thanksgiving dinner. But please don't vote him into office.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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She’s upset that he wore Superpredator-Face

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Vasudus posted:

this is such a low energy coup

D&D says it's not a coup because actually the people are kicking out Maduro, not foreigners or the military.

I say it's not a coup, because if it was a coup, it wouldn't look like such disorganized dumb dogshit.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/trondynewman/status/1091826847241760768?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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Proud Christian Mom posted:

i cheer for the Patriots because it causes unended misery in people who take sports entirely too seriously

This is akin to cheering for billionaires to own the unions.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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FAUXTON posted:

No those were armenians or albanians or whatever

So they could sell white virgin teen girls to Arabs.

That loving movie.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1092792125220106240?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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See, this is how you do it. You don’t slutshame stupidly over a modeling career; you point out the obvious inequity.

https://twitter.com/ava/status/1092820498394734594?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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I need to formally do my taxes, but estimates are that I’ll save a couple thousand or so. But I’m not a terribly typical household: DINK, house paid off, live in a state with property tax only and no income tax. So basically well set up for the tax cuts to leave me with a lower tax bill.

But it’s lower in the “oh, neat” sense whereas longterm impacts could be “oh gently caress, shiiiiit” when it comes to what such cuts do to the country.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Need to see more angles to see who clapped for propping up Guaido.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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I kind of get the person who chanted "USA" a few days after 9/11 while giving props to firefighters and first responders. But chanting it at a SOTU about scary socialists etc in 2019 is just :ohno:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Defenestrategy posted:

I'm confused, I thought the US military was focused on counter terrorism, and there was a lot of poo poo about shifting focus to near peer conflict?

It turns out the near peer is your neighbor who is also a neo-nazi rightwing terrorist.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nick Soapdish posted:

I wish we'd go back to the day of just submitting a written report on the state of the nation and move on

Same. And this isn't about Trump. This is just that it's always really dumb/pointless.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nephzinho posted:

So is he taking credit for winning WW2 now, I'm confused and don't have enough liquor for this.

This is the Kushner/Ivanka part of the speech, so in addition to talking about anti-semitism, they have to revisit WWII all over again to mention concentration camps and liberating would-be holocaust victims.

It makes no sense chronologically, but it makes a lot of sense if this speech was hammered together by various writers based on ghostwriter rather than by topic or timeline.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Super dumb SOTU tradition (beyond just Trump-era): Opposing side stands and claps for all non-controversial things the POTUS says.

Yes, puppies are cute, but maybe I don't feel like standing and clapping and smiling when the president says "puppies are cute" after a full paragraph of "let's do some racism."

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Uncorroborated and unsubstantiated claims of Rape do not make him a Rapist. We have this concept of innocent until proven guilty.

Fortunately, forums posts aren’t the rule of law.

OJ killed his ex. And Al Capone did more than tax evasion.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Wow, our prayers are answered.

https://twitter.com/carolinerkenny/status/1093225882750251009?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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facialimpediment posted:

And right on time, here's your Klobuchar oppo dump.

A friend of mine has many friends who worked for her. Before she announced he said she was going to face problems from former staffers describing her as a toxic and tyrannical leader. Seems he was right!

E: No, he’s not a guy who always finds a reason to dislike candidates who are women

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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egyptian rat race posted:

Putting down "American Indian" on your state bar paperwork seems lovely, even for a lawyer.

Why?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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TX state bar cards aren't used that way. Says so right on the card. Do you have evidence that she got government lawyering contracts based on this?

I find it believable that she'd always been told by grandma or whoever that she had Native American ancestry. It's a pretty common thing for people to say/believe with little or no sourcing. Now, going down the DNA test rout and claiming temporary victory based on that was :laffo:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Godholio posted:

If you're dumb enough to make a public claim like that before actually taking the loving test to see if gam-gams was right, you should not run for president.

Uh, I don't think that was an option back in like 1980 and I bet she didn't now then that she was running for president. Warren: Foiled by lack of time machine.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Godholio posted:

This came up in 2012, too. Taking the test prior to getting into a public pissing match with the president would've been a smarter move than basically acting on a front-page dare.

Or don't take the test, period, which is a better move. You take the test and it says you're lots of American Indian? POTUS won't give a poo poo. And you've still alienated tribes that call bullshit on DNA tests.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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And the recent card "story" was such a non-story.

Candidate, publicly, for decades: I have American Indian heritage.

Candidate later: Maybe I don't really and my family overstated it to me when I was younger. Oops, sorry.

News: OMG decades ago she said she had American Indian heritage!!!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Man, if Warren's heritage becomes analogous to Hillary's Email coverage in the quantity of press when the current president bragged about sexual assault and has been involved in numerous, documented, court-adjudicated charity/education/employment/discrimination cases, I don't know... I'm going to begin to suspect that the US has a real problem with latent bigotry against women or something!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Exactly.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Just uncritically repeating the claim that Iran and Hezbollah are operating in Venezuela in a way that makes them a credible threat.

We're gonna find out some VZ guy said "Man, gently caress the USA" online and a Hezbollah poster replied, "lol same," aren't we?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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hobbesmaster posted:

Maybe a Venezuelan liked an Iranian tweet

Too many Venezuelans subscribing to the RichKidsofTehran IG account.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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I understand that he said it was horrible and he was in an awful headspace, but sorry, hunting a person due to color of skin is racist. He might’ve gotten better over time, but it was a distinctly, obviously racist act at the time, even if the content of his character is better or healthy now.

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/taskandpurpose/status/1093898413521948672?s=21

Army pew pew acquisition news.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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All new issue soldiers required to upload their unboxing video.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Soulex posted:

What the gently caress is that barrel attachment?

A suppressor.


Re: car talk: modern autos are way, way more reliable than older models were. It’s not even close.

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Jul 11, 2004

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While it’s true that I managed to fix a 90s TV using essentially middle school circuit board set knowledge and couldn’t fix a modern TV today, 80s car reliability was still poo poo compared to modern stuff.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/breznican/status/1093968531526377472?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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This thread, if it existed in the 1980s: WTF?! Reagan thinks the whole country is a shining city? And that it’s all on a hill?!

Astounded, I am!

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Jul 11, 2004

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Iran rapidly reassesses whether or not it should wait for an opportune time to sprint to having nukes.

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