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The AK stands for Assault Kifle. https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1091306336581812224?s=19 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/01/us/politics/trump-interview-transcripts.html facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Feb 1, 2019 |
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2019 has a really potent undertow. https://twitter.com/virginianpilot/status/1091444446183477248?s=19 The governor's office has been silent about it this far. The running joke is that it got missed during the campaign as too many Republicans would get shown the picture and vote for Northam.
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Feb 1, 2019 22:34
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Well, it's real! https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1091475406484635648?s=19 The statement is dumb as hell though. Was he the guy in blackface, or the guy in the KKK uniform? It's not like you can go with I WAS THE OTHER GUY and hoping it will roll better.
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Feb 2, 2019 00:23
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Handsome Ralph posted:"How could this get any worse?" you might ask yourself. I actually yelled AAAAH out loud.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:I loving love this batch is of Reps Basically, the new liberal reps are getting the usual Republican playbook thrown at them (YOU DON'T LIKE ISRAEL THEREFORE YOU'RE AN ANTISEMITE) and instead of wilting and apologizing, they're leaning in. Republicans don't know what to do with Democrats with spines, so Republicans just try throwing the playbook again. It doesn't work, as the Republicans are now boring and the Democrats are new and fresh.
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Feb 2, 2019 02:50
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https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1091784206190067712 Hmmmmmm  https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1091784609090674689 OK GET THE gently caress OUT
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Feb 2, 2019 20:45
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Seems like the question of "was his medical school racist?" is definitely black and white. https://twitter.com/virginianpilot/status/1091797305064333312?s=19
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Feb 3, 2019 03:14
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Stuff you need to know for a video that put me in a great mood yesterday: - The San Antonio Spurs's arena has a bat problem. - in the last few days, they've had to stop the game when bats have flown in, then they fly off. - The Spurs mascot is The Coyote, basically Wile E. Coyote. - The players and background reactions are just as good as the main action. https://twitter.com/SeanWTHR/status/1091882306695057411?s=19 https://twitter.com/ringernba/status/1091879054658088960?s=19 It was way more impressive than it looked on the TV feed. https://twitter.com/spurs/status/1092071459692969991?s=19 From 2009: https://youtu.be/q_6im2RzZxU facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Feb 3, 2019 |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1092172316346175488 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaAAAAAAAH
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Feb 3, 2019 22:29
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We now know why the US Attorney in NC never chased after the people loving up the local House race there with ballot tampering. https://twitter.com/bethreinhard/status/1092445065023246336?s=19 They chased after Green Card holders that thought they could vote (they can't) instead of actually loving chasing the real (Republican) people loving with the vote since 2016.
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Feb 4, 2019 16:51
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Let's check in on Virginia! Northam is making noises like he's going to resign soon and hell yeah, gonna get a black governor! ALL HAIL GOVERNOR FAIRFAX https://twitter.com/CurtisHouck/status/1092530583056670720?s=19  wait wtf is this abouthttps://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1092524770397249538?s=19 
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Feb 4, 2019 22:22
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I would do a toxx on this, but I think the toxx would be impossible to keep track of and SDNY is going slow. I sincerely believe that someone is going to go to jail as a result of this subpoena. Nobody important, but someone is going to end up serving jail time. https://twitter.com/Santucci/status/1092587614207655937
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Feb 5, 2019 01:59
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Stupid Twitter comedy ideas are becoming real presidential policy in 2019. https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1092808536520839170?s=19
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Feb 5, 2019 16:42
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Casimir Radon posted:5. There is a secret pedophile ring operating out of DC pizzeria. I know this because Glorious Leader sends me clues through my tv and computer disguised as unintelligible nonsense. I'm going to go there with a gun and save all the children. I will be a hero to all the children, except my own of course. 6) I will gladly pay more if it makes the libs pay even more
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Feb 5, 2019 20:38
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Soulex posted:7) gently caress over everyone because they're against God and Ill go to heaven https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1092871139536371712?s=19
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Feb 5, 2019 22:41
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Y'all have been good little Gipper's, so here's a video of Patriots fans beating each other up. https://twitter.com/Listen2TheBeatt/status/1092848911545520128?s=19 Unfortunately, a meteor doesn't fall on the whole group, but we can dream. I'm the PBR on the sidewalk.
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Feb 5, 2019 23:04
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Reign Of Pain posted:FUN FACT: If Dirty Donny would have invested all the money his drunk daddy gave him into an index fund he would be a lot richer today but he tried using his brain by doing poo poo like investing upwards of 10% of his own money in new casinos and poo poo and well he's still rich so I don't know what I....gently caress the world Donald Trump is not happy. If you go through your life just trying to be happy, you'll end up more happy than that miserable fucker. I'm watching college basketball instead of the state of the union. 
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Feb 6, 2019 02:02
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Reign Of Pain posted:e: the stand up applause from both parties will be counted in his upcoming interviews A LOT It will be forgotten tomorrow morning when he starts tweeting again or gets mad about Mueller.
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Feb 6, 2019 04:02
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He's been using the term "Presidential Harassment" lately. He still forgets that people want that exact thing out of the Democratic House. https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1092972822010437632
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Feb 6, 2019 05:22
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https://twitter.com/sfpelosi/status/1093178767642488832?s=19 Edit: LAHDJSUEHWIEGNAGSHDJABAEVSGGSJ https://twitter.com/bpolitics/status/1093186976608595970?s=19
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Handsome Ralph posted:Came here to post this...god loving dammit. https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1093188055119351809?s=19 The Speaker of the House of Delegates is a Republican, so trashing all the people that are lovely ends up getting you a lovely person. Or are Twitter says: THE ARISTOCRATS!
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egyptian rat race posted:What a lovely little stub of an article. Maybe it's not loading properly on mobile? Here's the full statement: https://twitter.com/MarkHerringVA/status/1093187229533519872?s=19 The Lieutenant Governor also has a statement: https://twitter.com/kasie/status/1093187988140580864?s=19 But seriously: https://twitter.com/LauraLitvan/status/1093190544631713793?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Feb 6, 2019 |
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And right on time, here's your Klobuchar oppo dump. https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1093277749215744000?s=19 Not sure what I think/feel about it though. Seems kinda weak. Surprised it wasn't about her prosecutor background.
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Feb 6, 2019 23:41
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This is like seeing a beloved family member get dementia, but worse. https://twitter.com/bafeldman/status/1093310681384919040 https://goatse.cx/
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They used to say that Obama would be stupid without a teleprompter. https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1093522333820694528?s=19
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Smutty, smutty, smut. https://twitter.com/ScottThuman/status/1093613120851984386?s=19
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Grab your popcorn, gents. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1093646685807378432 https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-pecker-146e3922310f Expect dick pics.
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NEXT TIME, ON THE EXPANSE https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1093654050120200192 Also, National Enquirer may have blown up their non-prosecution deal with SDNY. https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1093654471157170177 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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DoktorLoken posted:Does this cross the legal threshold for extortion/blackmail or is it just of extremely low taste/morals? https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/1093656259390251008 Skeezy or illegal? Not a question I would want to deal with IF I HAD A NON-PROSECUTE AGREEMENT WITH SDNY THAT COULD BE ELIMINATED AND ALL MY STATEMENTS USED AGAINST ME  Ben Collins / @oneunderscore__: I was not aware of this phenomenon until about three years ago, but it appears some people are simply addicted to doing crimes.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Pouring one out. https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/900195917009231872 Dude legit ruled at twitter after he retired.
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2019: Kavanaugh is who we thought he was and Roberts is suddenly not completely awful (sometimes) (only because he's going along with a past supreme court decision). https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1093699912204722179 Kavanaugh did a dissent with some bullshit about "providers should wait 45 days to get the privileges, then reapply for a stay" and none of the three conservatives even joined the dissent. poo poo's weird now.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:(acting) ag Whitaker is in front of the house judiciary committee right now This dude is a weasel that sucks under pressure. https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1093890548283437056?s=19
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Feb 8, 2019 16:14
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Saying that the only thing Hitler did wrong was going global - to own the libs. https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1093923658446323712?s=19 https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1093924109967347713?s=19 "if Hitler just wanted to make Germany great and have things run well... Ok fine!"
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Go read Rep. John Dingell's last words. https://www.washingtonpost.com/amph...3e81_story.html
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Our Gal Tammy with the greatest possible tribute to John Dingell: She can make up for losing all those races by running now.
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Klobuchar is a cop, though not as coppy as Harris. https://twitter.com/walterolson/status/1094794573568770048?s=19 I'm not sure if there will be a shutdown again because nobody has the appetite for it, not even the hard righties. They're absolutely stuck in negotiations (a final wall number and detention beds), but it's more trending to an emergency declaration and moving on. Basically, Democrats know the leverage they have and are demanding a cap on detained illegal immigrants, hoping to force Trump into not detaining/deporting people for every goddamn little thing like he's been doing.
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Seen on new well-done steak MREs, with ketchup instead of Frank's RedHot. https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1094977898279325696?s=19
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1095028946582859777?s=19 https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/1095031219740393472?s=19 I defend Pelosi and her people a lot, but there is an absolute truckload of bad faith flying around and gently caress all of this bullshit. Minority Leader McCarthy is yelling about anti-Semitism when he was openly telling chuds to vote so Soros couldn't buy the election. gently caress everyone involved.
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Seriousbreak - Have some Denver Teachers' Strike picket line protest signs. https://twitter.com/MelanieAsmar/status/1095064349045968896?s=19 https://twitter.com/MelanieAsmar/status/1095064544647364608?s=19
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