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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
1st day back in the office and i get woken up from my mid morning nap by some dumb boob that spends 20 minutes applying stinky moisturizer, another 20 minutes putting away whats sounds like 10 pounds of produce considering all the plastic bags shes messing with and then has to gently caress with her adjustable desk for another 10...feb 15 cant get here soon enough

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Deathy McDeath posted:

Are bonuses typically taxed as regular income?

Yep...including time off awards that you may get instead of cash

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Your tax bracket depends on total yearly income. When you get more than usual taken out of a check because of bonuses or OT its because your estimated income has changed.

I still hate the fact that i have to take a yearly withdrawal from my inherited 401k which fucks with my bracket

E: a lady i work with had to explain to her 19 y/o daughter why she couldnt claim 11 on her taxes when she only had 1 kid.....or rather why she owes a lot in taxes now

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Feb 1, 2019

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

shame on an IGA posted:

This is the one that convinced me cybersecurity in any form is an absolutely lost cause: A man triggers a code execution exploit in Super Mario World for SNES and then reprograms the game to become Flappy Bird, entirely with manual controller inputs on original hardware


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0

But but but if we just update our definition files.... :negative:

EBB posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Foreign wars $3.6 trillion
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Leaving 18 billion in uncollected taxes every year because tea party freedom caucus fuckheads doesn't help either

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
that game

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Stravag posted:

I really hope so because most of the chuds I know hate them with the burning fury of a dozen suns so anything that brings their tears is good in my eyes. I also dont care other than having picked the 49ers when I was a kid. If they win cool I don't care. If they don't win cool I hope whoever won brought more drama.

I wonder what they're gonna waste that sweet draft pick on

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Whats worse than watching Tawmmy Braydee win another god damned super bowl? Watching the news replay the poo poo 87 times the next day...also gently caress valentines day.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Its called a Dazzler

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler_(weapon)

quote:

Dazzlers emit infrared or invisible light against various electronic sensors, and visible light against humans, when they are intended to cause no long-term damage to eyes. The emitters are usually lasers, making what is termed a laser dazzler. Most of the contemporary systems are man-portable, and operate in either the red (a laser diode) or green (a diode-pumped solid-state laser, DPSS) areas of the electromagnetic spectrum. The green laser is chosen for its unique ability to react with the human eye. The green laser is less harmful to human eyes.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Donny Hitler...kinda has a ring to it

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

psydude posted:

Because the tax bill was rushed through at the end of the year, the IRS couldn't provide any guidance to companies on proper withholding rates. A lot of people were still having their pay withheld at rates that presumed you could deduct your state income taxes. As a result, they wound of paying too little.

The tax bill basically transferred money from blue states to red states with no income tax.

Yep. Right when we were supposed to be in the middle of EOY and BOY processes....like getting the seasonal employees back and bringing people up to speed on tax law changes but nooooooooooo Dirty Donny shut down our poo poo because he wants to build himself a loving monument to his Royal Orangeness across the entire southern border of our country.

Also you should have probably claimed zero if you live in a state with state income tax in preparation for Dirty Donny's personal tax cut/theft.


E: you can probably do whatever you want because no one is going to check due to the fact that we've been under a hiring freeze since 2010(few exceptions) and like 60% of everyone can retire now and probably will...

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Feb 5, 2019

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

bird food bathtub posted:

Can't wait for stuff like this to start working it's way in to large scale cultural beliefs. Countries always work wonderfully when the prevailing, unspoken belief of the population is, "Eh, there's no effective government or enforcement anyway, nothing's going to happen if we ignore it."

Welcome to Greece 2.0

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Proud Christian Mom posted:

its loving hilarious since the economies of a number of red states are basically built on a labor force of cheap(illegal) labor. looking at you, Texas and farming states

But but but we're a "right to work" state....right to get hosed in the rear end and then shitcanned when your rear end in a top hat gets too loose for the foreman to enjoy anymore....though it did have the benefit of telling contract companies to go eat cock when they tried to demand a headhunters fee if the main company wanted to make you perm.

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Feb 5, 2019

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

FrozenVent posted:

This is why you shouldn’t be in actively managed funds. Index funds all the way.

FUN FACT: If Dirty Donny would have invested all the money his drunk daddy gave him into an index fund he would be a lot richer today but he tried using his brain by doing poo poo like investing upwards of 10% of his own money in new casinos and poo poo and well he's still rich so I don't know what I....gently caress the world :smith:

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

mods changed my name posted:

i can't listen to him speak a single sentence sober, let alone a whole state of the union. The amount of alcohol I'd need to tolerate would leave me with the same recollection I'd get from not watching!

facialimpediment posted:

Donald Trump is not happy. If you go through your life just trying to be happy, you'll end up more happy than that miserable fucker.

I'm watching college basketball instead of the state of the union. :shobon:

I'm gonna watch cause I think there's a good chance that they're gonna throw rocks at him

e: gently caress I shoulda mailed Roger Stone's stones to everyone thats gonna be there except Keifer Sutherland so they could stone his orange rear end

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Feb 6, 2019

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I don't want to be within striking distance of a tv with his face on it.



e: this is also freaking me out - ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE NICK CAGE


Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Feb 6, 2019

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
gently caress I forgot it was on...I was watching a movie about terrorists....I don't see any rocks....:mad:

e: whats Nancy eating? she wont stop chewing....if anyone says Donn'ys poo poo thats too low hanging fruit and you should punch yourself in the dick.


vvv wow she looks a bit hosed off vvv

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Why are all the ladies wearing white?

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

They've been getting hosed for a looooooong time.....why white

couple years any way

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Holy poo poo Donny is really parading around the black folks tonight.

e: oh now I see it was to balance the anti-south-of-the-border-people poo poo

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Ok gently caress this guy and his scaremongering



ITS TIME

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Switching between the channels I noticed that Fox has a big ol boner for Cortez and NBC can't get off Ted Cruz and that rotten otter he has glued to his face



WALLS LIVES MATTER

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Nephzinho posted:

What did he just say that had all of the Dem women up cheering that he responded with "you weren't supposed to do that"? I missed it.

He got them a cush gov't job because hes so awful and as I'm typing this he just admitted it jfc

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Aids and kid cancer is the bridge to bipartisanship that he was talking about....what no freezing starving dog commercials Donny? :sigh:

e: the stand up applause from both parties will be counted in his upcoming interviews A LOT

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

facialimpediment posted:

It will be forgotten tomorrow morning when he starts tweeting again or gets mad about Mueller.

No because hes going to be tweeting about how many times BOTH parties stood up to show how bipartisan he is for another LOOGIT ME moment....even though it was for kid cancer and aids

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
He just claimed to have prevented a nuclear holocaust.


:suicide:

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
lol :foxnews: camera up Bernies rear end with the commie comments

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Gonna have to watch this on PnP with Fox and NBC for the comedy clash effect

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
gently caress YOU DONNY!!!!!




e: at least that fuckface finished before corporate started

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Feb 6, 2019

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
CNN breaking it all out with Tapper, Blitzer, Van Jones(that just characterized the SOTU address as "cookies and dogshit") and Cooper as anchor

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

This person was watching :foxnews:


I wonder why my dad hasn't replied back to my questions about trumps SOTU address...I probably shouldn't have included the bleachTrump pic

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

not caring here posted:

Was just watching the Trevor Noah take and was that dickhead really saying that you can't have investigations? What the gently caress?

His lawyer said the truth isn't the truth so washing machines are vegetables and fire is ice and gold is leper blood

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Is hemp beer legal? Is there even a thing? I want more weed in my beer.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

shame on an IGA posted:

Give them links to this thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3198184&pagenumber=841&perpage=40

Also anyone here in a student role who hasn't yet, read that thread and fully internalize exactly how much of a ridiculous advantage you are at over the straight-from-high-school kids with your insane godlike skills such as "communicating", "following basic instructions" and "callibrated bullshit detection".

you really only need the last 15-20 pages it's pretty repetitive, but you're robbing yourself if you don't click "Show only Mrs. Boods' Posts" and follow that entire saga from the beginning :suspense:

Thank you for giving me something to read at the bar today.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Quoting myself cause phone posting still sucks moosecock in 2019

Reign Of Pain posted:

It just got a bit harder for "proud boys" to buy hate merch

https://slate.com/technology/2019/02/proud-boys-1776-shop-paypal-square-chase-removed.html


Also lol on paypal doing something correct

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I refuse to believe he was speaking literally...i just loving have to

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

As Nero Danced posted:

Hell, armadillos are popping up here in NC too now. When I was a kid you only heard of them in Texas and Louisiana, but they've been expanding northwards for the last couple decades. They're a vector for leprosy. All the nasty old poo poo's coming back.


"God said he wasn't going to flood the earth again, so he'll set fire to it instead."


My dad has been trying to catch one thats been digging up his backyard....so far all hes caught is a adolescent raccoon...He's been using peanut butter and I don't think that dillos like it.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Kawasaki Nun posted:

I want my future children to collect billionaire scalps, just like their ol'man used to!



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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Average tax return down 8% so far this year....Good job rear end loving yourself with the voters Dirty Donny

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