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Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



jabby posted:

Nobody does meaningless bollocks like Chuka though, which is why he gets the top job.

https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/1101113638969110529

https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/1101114828154916865?s=20

This exchange in the replies is :discourse:

Edit: Chuka Umunna would have gotten 297 votes in 2015.

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Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

Borrovan posted:

Yeah WLG do gently caress all apart from the odd event (but your dues still go to Momentum so I stick around), if your CLP isn't doing much & you cba to be the change there's not much doing. However:- if militant industrial unionism is your bag, Wales is one of the biggest IWW branches in the world, if you're anywhere near Cardiff there's usually a bunch going on (& you can join when you're a member of another Union, most of us are). Hmu if you want to know anything

Being in Wales and not having any Momentum stuff to do because of a bunch of timewasters is super reminiscent of being in Northern Ireland Labour and having to defer to the SDLP.

I was looking at the IWW local, I’m a PCS member advocate too but happy to double up. Still got a naïve attachment to parliamentarianism though.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Darth Walrus posted:

Hezbollah does complicate things a little. Tunisia may be a better example, unless it went to poo poo while I wasn't looking.

It's never clear to me exactly which areas constitute the Middle East, but Cyprus and Turkey both seem like they should count?

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

While we're talking about great TV episodes of our childhood, I always was fond of the Pingu episode where he gets in a fight with a seagull because it keeps on making GBS threads on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iahl8cTZfeE

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

big scary monsters posted:

It's never clear to me exactly which areas constitute the Middle East, but Cyprus and Turkey both seem like they should count?

I'm not sure Turkey counts anymore if we're going for democracies tbf

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Still my favourite of all their sketches, made all the better when you know Previn hadn't even rehearsed and just read the script on the plane.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

team overhead smash posted:

While we're talking about great TV episodes of our childhood, I always was fond of the Pingu episode where he gets in a fight with a seagull because it keeps on making GBS threads on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iahl8cTZfeE

Holy poo poo I had forgotten that this existed, thanks comrade internet friend.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Still my favourite of all their sketches, made all the better when you know Previn hadn't even rehearsed and just read the script on the plane.

I get " video blocked in your country" so I had to watch it via hide my rear end proxy.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

jabby posted:

Nobody does meaningless bollocks like Chuka though, which is why he gets the top job.

https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/1101113638969110529

I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night, although I have taken the form of Chuka Umuna, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I... am a centrist.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

forkboy84 posted:

It doesn't stop being a democracy just because some folk voted for some bad dudes. It's a legal political party in Lebanon which has a significant amount of support from the country's Shia population, and for that matter only it's military wing is a proscribed group by the EU & even the UK (although that's in the process of changing here). It's part of the democratic process of Lebanon and while I certainly don't support them (oddly enough, religious extremists tend not to mash very well with my left-wing internationalism) it is what it is. You don't just get to ignore a democracy because some of the people support regressive shits, otherwise America isn't a democracy/republic/don't be a loving pedant.

Doesn't mash to the point that your left-wing internationalism could reasonably be called a lie even. My international lefty-ism requires LGBT+ people being able to exist as non-negotiable, that's the obvious example.

I'm in these threads saying brexit should be respected because democracy but I'm not totally married to that and still get pushback, but you're straight up saying government brutality and oppression of immutables because democracy. Weird.

Vitamin P fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Feb 28, 2019

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

Vitamin P posted:

Doesn't mash to the point that your left-wing internationalism could reasonably be called a lie even. My international lefty-ism requires LGBT people being able to exist as non-negotiable, that's the obvious example.

I'm in these threads saying brexit should be respected because democracy but I'm not totally married to that and still get pushback, but you're straight up saying government brutality and oppression of immutables because democracy. Weird.

accepting that something is democratic isn’t the same as endorsing it. bringing back the death penalty in the UK would have a democratic mandate

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Once Upon A Time... Space was also one of those weird Channel 4 cartoons (I was partial to Jace and the Wheeled Warriors), and it had effectively the same characters as OUAT... Life but instead of being body cells they were normal people in a light space opera.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Filboid Studge posted:

accepting that something is democratic isn’t the same as endorsing it. bringing back the death penalty in the UK would have a democratic mandate

It would, you are supporting my point. Democracy and decency are both virtues and when they compete something eventually has to give. Lebanon is a perfect example of an utter failure of decency justified by a weak democratic mandate and it absolutely shouldn't be defended, I was shocked to see that just pass by in this thread.

Brexit is bad but it has a strong democratic mandate. The death penalty is bad but would hypothetically have a strong democratic mandate. Hezbollah are immense orders of magnitude worse than either and have a weak democratic mandate.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Comrade Fakename posted:

Once Upon A Time... Space was also one of those weird Channel 4 cartoons (I was partial to Jace and the Wheeled Warriors), and it had effectively the same characters as OUAT... Life but instead of being body cells they were normal people in a light space opera.

Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors was by J Michael Straczynski, notable creator of Babylon 5 and also the story editor through the best period of the Real Ghostbusters and wrote one of the most "I can't believe they let you write that in a kids TV show" scripts ever in said Ghostbusters cartoon

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Dear Terrorists: Houses of Parliament, Westminster, London SW1A 0AA




Blow it all up please. It's not like we're using it for it's intended purposes anyway.

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Feb 28, 2019

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Was the Morecambe & Wise chat earlier a result of Andre Previn's death? I missed that. In case it wasn't posted, he died today I only just found out.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

Filboid Studge posted:

Being in Wales and not having any Momentum stuff to do because of a bunch of timewasters is super reminiscent of being in Northern Ireland Labour and having to defer to the SDLP.

I was looking at the IWW local, I’m a PCS member advocate too but happy to double up. Still got a naïve attachment to parliamentarianism though.


How feasible is it to try and single-handedly revive a moribund local Labour branch? You can't be the only motivated lefty out there, can you meet up with any officials and volunteer for a communication position and start getting the word out to try and get new people interested?

I don't actually know, my CLP in a solid Labour London constituency is obviously very active but I haven't attended any meetings (yet).

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

Vitamin P posted:

It would, you are supporting my point. Democracy and decency are both virtues and when they compete something eventually has to give. Lebanon is a perfect example of an utter failure of decency justified by a weak democratic mandate and it absolutely shouldn't be defended, I was shocked to see that just pass by in this thread.

Brexit is bad but it has a strong democratic mandate. The death penalty is bad but would hypothetically have a strong democratic mandate. Hezbollah are immense orders of magnitude worse than either and have a weak democratic mandate.

I think you’re seeing a defence where there is none, but I don’t want to put words into anyone’s mouth.

Re. the local branch- it’s one of the Caerphilly ones. Saith, do you know anything about the scene up here? Wayne David is pretty meaningless and grandad-racist

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Vitamin P posted:

Doesn't mash to the point that your left-wing internationalism could reasonably be called a lie even. My international lefty-ism requires LGBT+ people being able to exist as non-negotiable, that's the obvious example.

I'm in these threads saying brexit should be respected because democracy but I'm not totally married to that and still get pushback, but you're straight up saying government brutality and oppression of immutables because democracy. Weird.

I practically said HEZBOLLAH ARE BAD and apparently you think I'm defending them by saying "Lebanon is a democracy even if 15% of people voted for religious fundamentalists", that's impressive.

Saying something is a democracy isn't a value judgement that it's good for fucksake. I was just making a point that the "only democracy in the Middle East" line trotted out about Israel is not true.

If you're discounting Lebanon as a democracy because of violent religious fanatics getting elected , boy, wait till you find out about America! Or for that matter, "the world's largest democracy", India.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Mar 1, 2019

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Some of the constitutional emirates are no less a democracy than we are. Others are a little noble, true.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Especially since apparently the bar for 'democracy in the Middle East' is apartheid states that do war crimes.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

forkboy84 posted:

If you're discounting Lebanon as a democracy because of violent religious fanatics getting elected , boy, wait till you find out about America!

I was actually halfway through apologising somewhat, I had read more defence of Lebanon into your post than you'd actually written, but okay please do explain how Lebanon is so morally superior to America. Go deep, because I always thought universal civil rights, freedom of religion, freedom of expression, less not more oppression of women, freedom of sexuality, I thought these were just morally superior to the alternative but apparently not please enlighten me.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

you're still misreading forkboy's posts, vitamin p

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Vitamin P posted:

I was actually halfway through apologising somewhat, I had read more defence of Lebanon into your post than you'd actually written, but okay please do explain how Lebanon is so morally superior to America. Go deep, because I always thought universal civil rights, freedom of religion, freedom of expression, less not more oppression of women, freedom of sexuality, I thought these were just morally superior to the alternative but apparently not please enlighten me.

You keep reading poo poo that isn't there. I didn't say Lebanon is better than America. Just pointed out that they also have elected violent religious fanatics.

Anyway, deleted a bit which was probably a bit over the top and disproportionate.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Mar 1, 2019

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
ITT we sniff each country's poo poo to judge which smells the most

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

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jabby posted:

Nobody does meaningless bollocks like Chuka though, which is why he gets the top job.

https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/1101113638969110529

Did chukka just independently develop fascism

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Nah, fascism is an ideology.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
This is moderate insurgency.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Did chukka just independently develop fascism

Third Way to Third Position isn't the biggest leap in the world. Especially for a former Blue Labour guy.

UnquietDream
Jul 20, 2008

How strange that nobody sees the wonder in one another

Filboid Studge posted:

I think you’re seeing a defence where there is none, but I don’t want to put words into anyone’s mouth.

Re. the local branch- it’s one of the Caerphilly ones. Saith, do you know anything about the scene up here? Wayne David is pretty meaningless and grandad-racist

A Cardiff CLP here, the main significant thing of the last month or so that hasn't really gotten much attention is stage 2 of the democracy review closing. Which could have some pretty significant consequences if some suggestions are implemented.

The upcoming politics stuff that you mighy be interested in (although I've never been myself) is Merthyr Rising an arts, music and politics festival: http://www.merthyrrising.uk

Obviously they'll be canvassing in Newport if your idea of a fun day out is travelling up there to knock doors.

And I'm tempted to make an effort post before the National Conference in Llandudno in early April, if you can get nominated by your CLP it might be a fun weekend this year and last year it was a beautiful scorcher although being stuck in the conference hall as a delegate less so.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Darth Walrus posted:

Third Way to Third Position isn't the biggest leap in the world. Especially for a former Blue Labour guy.

I think Jezzinist's concern was on the statement of "populist offering... ...the left or the right"

Like trying to combine the extremes of both wings to form some kind of... ...socialist nationalism?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Azza Bamboo posted:

I think Jezzinist's concern was on the statement of "populist offering... ...the left or the right"

Like trying to combine the extremes of both wings to form some kind of... ...socialist nationalism?

No, I know what he meant. Try Googling the Third Position. You may find it hauntingly familiar. Kind of amazing (and yet strangely unsurprising) if a rich black Londoner with persistent rumours about his sexuality decides that's the tiger he wants to ride, though.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

forkboy84 posted:

You keep reading poo poo that isn't there. I didn't say Lebanon is better than America. Just pointed out that they also have elected violent religious fanatics.

Hezbollah are absolutely violent religious fanatics, you are making an equivalence to I assume George Bush? I'm no fan of Bush but did he ever order the American police to execute political opponents on the rationale of their being gay? Did he ever authorise the use of chemical weapons? Did he ever violently eject people that didn't share his religion from America? No he didn't you're making a false equivalence and it's super dumb.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

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work camps are a sensible, non-ideological choice

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


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Darth Walrus posted:

No, I know what he meant. Try Googling the Third Position. You may find it hauntingly familiar. Kind of amazing (and yet strangely unsurprising) if a rich black Londoner with persistent rumours about his sexuality decides that's the tiger he wants to ride, though.

I know about Blair's "Third Way" is that what the Third position is?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Darth Walrus posted:

No, I know what he meant. Try Googling the Third Position. You may find it hauntingly familiar. Kind of amazing (and yet strangely unsurprising) if a rich black Londoner with persistent rumours about his sexuality decides that's the tiger he wants to ride, though.
Third Position is reactionary right-wing cultural views and radical left-wing economic views that conveniently get forgotten, he's going for reactionary right-wing economic views and maybe some radical left-wing social views that conveniently get forgotten.

Vitamin P posted:

I'm no fan of Bush but did he ever order the American police to execute political opponents on the rationale of their being gay?
Why would he need to order them to do that?

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Did chukka just independently develop fascism

I think it happened a while ago but he certainly just independently expressed it yes.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

Azza Bamboo posted:

I know about Blair's "Third Way" is that what the Third position is?

It's the third of the three positions: normal, doggy and on top.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Azza Bamboo posted:

I know about Blair's "Third Way" is that what the Third position is?

Here you go.


Guavanaut posted:

Third Position is reactionary right-wing cultural views and radical left-wing economic views that conveniently get forgotten, he's going for reactionary right-wing economic views and maybe some radical left-wing social views that conveniently get forgotten.

Blue Labour was all about using racism to push left-wing economics (and/or using left-wing economics to cover for racism). Chuka's voting record in the Miliband years is actually pretty consistent with that, and when Eaton brings it up in the article we're chatting about, he says it's not a bad idea.

quote:

Pollsters contend that the “unfilled space” in British politics is not for the liberal centrism associated with Umunna and his fellow defectors but for left conservatism. A YouGov survey last year on the “most fertile ground for a new party” found that the views deemed most unrepresented included “the justice system is not harsh enough” (24 per cent), “immigration restrictions should be tighter” (16 per cent), “Britain should not militarily intervene in other countries” (13 per cent) and “government should regulate big business more” (12 per cent).

Umunna, notably, did not reject this analysis. “Blue Labour or Red Conservative, I think there would be a lot in our politics and values that they would identify with. We’re strong on defence but, equally, we want a progressive taxation system – well, those are my personal views, so let me not ascribe these to the rest of the group.

“I’m personally pretty strong and hawkish when it comes to defence matters. I didn’t go into politics to tax people and punish the successful, but I think you’ve got to have a progressive taxation system to properly fund public services.”

Once again, one is unavoidably reminded of New Labour. Though now often described as uncomplicatedly “liberal”, the project also encompassed a more communitarian philosophy and policies such as ID cards, anti-social behaviour orders and, most fatefully, military intervention. Should “strong on defence” merely mean denouncing Vladimir Putin more forcefully, there are few votes to be lost. But should it signal a willingness to intervene abroad, opinion will be more polarised (a mere 27 per cent of voters now support “military interventions in other countries”).

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

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I completely loathe that man

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