GrandmaParty posted:

- "What is your real name?"
Gary Numan

- "First Question! What is the name of the coolest girl you know?"
T'Pau

- "What about a friend who is smarter than you, but wouldn't ever draw attention to that fact?"
Baltimora

- "Name a friend who is the polar opposite of you!"
Harold Faltermeyer

- "What about the nerdiest guy you know, who would go on and on and on
about stupid things like video games, anime, comic books, and crap like that?"
Paul Hardcastle

- "Name a friend who is always there to talk to you when you're feeling down about yourself." The kind who understands existential quandaries. The kind who knows what it's like to face crippling student debt, knows what it's like to not be anywhere near as attractive as you'd like to be, and can ALWAYS make you feel better when you realize that you're a complete waste of life in the middle of the night."
Billy Vera

- "Lastly, what is your favorite piece of technology? Something you feel a connection to."
Synthesizer

GrandmaParty posted:

I need some input from you, because we're going to lie to this bird.

- "What is your real name?"

Ross

- "First Question! What is the name of the coolest girl you know?"

Rachel

- "What about a friend who is smarter than you, but wouldn't ever draw attention to that fact?"

Phoebe

- "Name a friend who is the polar opposite of you!"

Monica

- "What about the nerdiest guy you know, who would go on and on and on
about stupid things like video games, anime, comic books, and crap like that?"

Chandler

- "Name a friend who is always there to talk to you when you're feeling down about yourself." The kind who understands existential quandaries. The kind who knows what it's like to face crippling student debt, knows what it's like to not be anywhere near as attractive as you'd like to be, and can ALWAYS make you feel better when you realize that you're a complete waste of life in the middle of the night."

Joey

- "Lastly, what is your favorite piece of technology? Something you feel a connection to."

TV

Choose wisely. We're not sure where these lead.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

GrandmaParty posted:

- "What is your real name?"

Ramza Beoulve

- "First Question! What is the name of the coolest girl you know?"

Alma Beoulve

- "What about a friend who is smarter than you, but wouldn't ever draw attention to that fact?"

Cidolfas Orlandu

- "Name a friend who is the polar opposite of you!"

Delita Hyral

- "What about the nerdiest guy you know, who would go on and on and on
about stupid things like video games, anime, comic books, and crap like that?"

Algus Sadalfas

- "Name a friend who is always there to talk to you when you're feeling down about yourself." The kind who understands existential quandaries. The kind who knows what it's like to face crippling student debt, knows what it's like to not be anywhere near as attractive as you'd like to be, and can ALWAYS make you feel better when you realize that you're a complete waste of life in the middle of the night."

God

- "Lastly, what is your favorite piece of technology? Something you feel a connection to."

Zodiac Stone

Choose wisely. We're not sure where these lead.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Zanzibar Ham posted:

GrandmaParty posted:

- "What is your real name?"
My Real Name

- "First Question! What is the name of the coolest girl you know?"
Coolest Girl

- "What about a friend who is smarter than you, but wouldn't ever draw attention to that fact?"
Smarter Friend

- "Name a friend who is the polar opposite of you!"
Opposite Friend

- "What about the nerdiest guy you know, who would go on and on and on
about stupid things like video games, anime, comic books, and crap like that?"
Nerdiest Guy

- "Name a friend who is always there to talk to you when you're feeling down about yourself." The kind who understands existential quandaries. The kind who knows what it's like to face crippling student debt, knows what it's like to not be anywhere near as attractive as you'd like to be, and can ALWAYS make you feel better when you realize that you're a complete waste of life in the middle of the night."
Supportive Friend

- "Lastly, what is your favorite piece of technology? Something you feel a connection to."
Favorite Technology

Choose wisely. We're not sure where these lead.

Combat Lobster posted:

Speaking of the Marlene's questionnaire, some of us on the LP Discord were digging around the game's code and files trying to figure out how damage in this game works, and we found out that Marlene will have special reactions to the names you enter including specific game characters, using a swear word as a name, and 'popular' Let's Players. The LPer lists includes:

code:

DEFINE.LETSPLAYERS.NAMES
            SYSTEM
            chuggaaconroy;
            joshjepson;
            nintendocaprisun;
            protonjonsa;
            markiplier;
            john cena
            lucahjin;
            attackingtucan
            peanutbuttergamer;
            achievement hunter;
            donnabellez;
            snaggle teef;
            roshank redemption;
            masaeanela;
            uberhaxornova;
            kirbopher;
            purplerodri;
            therunawayguys;
            two best friends play;
            stephanplays;
            ssohpkc;
            slimkirby;
            hcbailly;
            tealgamemaster;
            tgm;
            madamewario;
            gadgetgirlkylie;
            marriland;
            nakateleeli;
            munchingorange;
            darkkefka
            necroscope86;
            game grumps;
            james rolfe;
            mike matei;
            jacksepticeye;
            northernlion;
            cr1tikal;
            gamersdissent;
            quill18;
            mrnintendofanman;
            ssohpkc;
            nakateleeli;
            maximilian;
            masterkizz;
            pewdiepie;
            matpat;
            yuriofwindl
            gregmiller;
            colinmoriarty;
            kindafunnygames;
            teamfat;
            gametheory;
            tome;
            vanossgaming;
            thediamondminecart;
            jacksepticeye;
            popularmmos;
            mat pat;
            markipliergame;
            fernanfloo;
            tazercraft;
            stampylonghead;
            authenticgames;
            rezendeevil;
            fgteev;
            amoodiesqueezie;
            ign;

And the reaction:

code:

SYSTEM.QUESTIONNAIRE.COMPLEMENT.1.LETS_PLAY
    SYSTEM
    Wow! Aren't you that famous internet guy?;
    I'm Marlene!;
    My parents named me Marlene.;
    Can you believe that?;
    Yuck.;
    Anyway, back to the questionnaire.;
    Which of these do you identify with?;

quote:

roy guarder

Combat Lobster posted:

Also a loving shame the best video game character Dash Rendar is not listed.

SSNeoman posted:

(protagonist of Two Brothers)

quote:

bivare;
roy guarder

Dawgstar posted:

Aw, I can pick Kirbopher? Sweet! I've always wanted to be named after the avatar of a sex pest!

Fudge Handsome posted:

In honour of Final Fantasy VII I want to change all of my answers to Sephiroth.

Dawgstar posted:

Aw, I can pick Kirbopher? Sweet! I've always wanted to be named after the avatar of a sex pest!

Kangra posted:

Some of these may have already happened:

UnderFreddy posted:

He also voices the main character, so you're in for a treat if you love him!

megane posted:

Zanzibar Ham's Shameless Friends Reference please

GrandmaParty posted:

loving hell.

Fedule posted:

Jesus Christ how many overwrought design-blind trainwreck games which tastelessly reference real world tragedies does this subforum need

Blind Sally posted:

what the actual gently caress

ZeButler posted:

The fact that we have two to three LPs of this game planned/active is way more money than the developer deserves. Live vicariously through our brave/crazy LPers, and save your money for something that's better than this, such as shoving a hot poker into your ear.