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Jul 2, 2019 13:54
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GrandmaParty posted:I think we're going to have to make the third ending. not it
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Jul 2, 2019 13:55
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It's like in The Matrix, if you're The One you won't need to find the third ending. You'll just Know.
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Jul 2, 2019 13:58
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iospace posted:It's the friends we made along the way. Evangelion TV ending congratulations scene here.
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Jul 2, 2019 16:18
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Evangelion TV ending congratulations scene here. Vella: congratulations Micheal: congratulations Rory: congratulations Claudio: congratulations Chandra: congratulations Essentia 2000: congratulations Alex's Mom: congratulations Sammy: congratulations Panda: congratulations Dali: Meow
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Jul 2, 2019 16:22
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Evangelion TV ending congratulations scene here. Sour Gumdrop posted:Vella: congratulations 
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Jul 2, 2019 16:25
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GrandmaParty posted:I think we're going to have to make the third ending. Imagine 4 Alex's standing on the edge of a cliff. That's how the joke goes right?
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Jul 2, 2019 16:48
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Evangelion TV ending congratulations scene here. Hell with it. The third ending is clearly Evangelion’s Third Impact.
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Jul 2, 2019 17:25
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Where is the part where Alex masturbates over a severely injured woman's unconscious body or is that just the whole game
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Jul 2, 2019 17:31
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Where is the part where Alex masturbates over a severely injured woman's unconscious body He does, and her name is Elisa Lam. 
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Jul 2, 2019 17:33
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Where is the part where Alex masturbates over a severely injured woman's unconscious body It's just the whole game. And the woman actually existed and actually did tragically die.
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Jul 2, 2019 17:38
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Where is the part where Alex masturbates over a severely injured woman's unconscious body But instead of "I'm so hosed up" he looks at the camera and says "you know, you're not so different from me"
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Jul 2, 2019 17:49
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Hemingway To Go! posted:But instead of "I'm so hosed up" he looks at the camera and says "you know, you're not so different from me" "It's a metaphor."
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Jul 2, 2019 17:50
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And instead of Hideaki Anno telling his audience that they're a bunch of creeps, it's Not-Alex hi-fiving the player with the wet hand.
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Jul 2, 2019 17:55
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Man, can't wait for Rebuild of YiiK: A Post Modern RPG in about 15 years.
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Jul 2, 2019 17:59
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Rory, you're worthy of my grace.
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Jul 2, 2019 18:05
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Alex would say that, then try to backpedal with the "irony" defense
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Jul 2, 2019 20:45
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GrandmaParty posted:I think we're going to have to make the third ending. Once upon a time,
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Jul 2, 2019 22:53
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Help, I can't stop laughing at this image!
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Jul 3, 2019 01:17
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Hwurmp posted:Once upon a time, There was a message board named onanism which was a place online to share information about spooky encounters and unsolved mysteries. Eventually that board was shut down by the owner as they matured and moved on with their adult life. But the demand for a place to share spooky stories remained, and a new message board was created to share some things that are awful. Thus, Something Awful was born. Welcome to the start of the Third Ending!
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Jul 3, 2019 19:46
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value-brand cereal posted:Thus, Something Awful was born. Welcome to the start of the Third Ending! So you're saying this is a sequel hook, and the next game has Slenderman.
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Jul 3, 2019 21:00
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Sour Gumdrop posted:So you're saying this is a sequel hook, and the next game has Slenderman. 
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Jul 3, 2019 21:37
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And then Lowtax was the demons.
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Jul 3, 2019 21:43
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Sour Gumdrop posted:So you're saying this is a sequel hook, and the next game has Slenderman. Yes. This time a male character based on a real life person who disappeared under violent and horrifying circumstances is kidnapped by slenderman. You also get to jerk off over their dead body, literally. Its equality, you see. Yiikuality.
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Jul 4, 2019 20:08
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value-brand cereal posted:Yes. This time a male character based on a real life person who disappeared under violent and horrifying circumstances is kidnapped by slenderman. You also get to jerk off over their dead body, literally. Its equality, you see. Yiikuality. plausible
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Jul 4, 2019 22:02
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So that 3rd ending record thing was re-uploaded so I cloned it this time so everyone can read it without worry: Here And it looks like the discord is getting taken over by trolls, so if there was ever a time to stand and deliver Andrew, now would be the time. Edit: Also apparently the reason the 3rd ending hasn't been released is due to Andrew getting sick from his trip overseas. Combat Lobster fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jul 6, 2019 |
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Jul 6, 2019 13:29
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So, on a scale of 1 to post-10, how postmodern would you say this RPG is?
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Jul 6, 2019 16:01
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Jul 6, 2019 16:05
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Hwurmp posted:
Perfect example of the genre!
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Jul 6, 2019 16:39
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Cathode Raymond posted:So, on a scale of 1 to post-10, how postmodern would you say this RPG is? I mean, if you wanted a semiotic analysis in the vein of Derrida, one could comfortably say...[fills the rest of this post to the character limit with lorem ipsum, looks back on it smugly]
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Jul 6, 2019 17:45
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I'm actually gunna go out on a limb and say that there actually MIGHT be some postmodern themes in Yiik, although probably not intentionally so. Alex never once grows or changes in any meaningful way, despite being set up as an unlikable character that needs to learn to not be an rear end. He thinks he's the most important person in the universe, and surpsie, he is! He monologues about how he learns lessons and how lovely he's acting, but he never actually changes his behavior. So through the game's terrible writing, it kind of accidentally becomes postmodern.
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Jul 6, 2019 19:06
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"I'm Alex and you are too. No... he's the two of us together."
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Jul 7, 2019 00:51
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Inspector Gesicht posted:"I'm Alex and you are too. No... he's the two of us together." But who is the walrus?
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Jul 7, 2019 02:09
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Maybe the reason for the third ending never actually coming is that Andrew is actually Ellen Rimbauer, and cannot die while the game is incomplete. He will be perpetually working on the game but never be happy with how the third ending plays out, so will live for a thousand years through eternal patches.
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Jul 7, 2019 07:21
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BioEnchanted posted:Maybe the reason for the third ending never actually coming is that Andrew is actually Ellen Rimbauer, and cannot die while the game is incomplete. He will be perpetually working on the game but never be happy with how the third ending plays out, so will live for a thousand years through eternal patches. Does he die if Steam pulls it for being broken?
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Jul 7, 2019 12:44
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"Andrew once asked a woman out on a date. She fled, all the way to Egypt. He is quoted as saying 'drat all women...'"
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Jul 7, 2019 14:22
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And a great cry rose through all Egypt, and the multitudes cried out in fear.for the time of Yiik was upon them. And to Yiik it was given it should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. And the dialogue of Yiik was shaped as excrement from an anus, and poorly crafted as a thing of cheap plastic. In its dungeons were unsolvable puzzles, and its characters bore the mark of uninteresting exposition. And it had a king over it, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue was Abaddon, but whose name in English was Alex.
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Jul 7, 2019 17:38
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Andrew is missing. The Yiik discord has locked the third ending channel and now discussion of it remains only in whispers behind the scenes. Let's shut her down, boys. Yiik is gonna die the way she lived A big Wet Fart.
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Aug 20, 2019 14:43
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We're throwing the doors back open motherfuckers because Third Ending exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDf5gfDpSn4&feature=youtu.be FROM A SINGLE SPANISH LANGUAGE ACCOUNT WITH NO SUBSCRIBERS THAT'S CERTAINLY NOT ANDREW ALLANSON. Seven days of discussion before we archive this baby.
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Aug 26, 2019 02:00
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gently caress
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