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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
weed belt

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May 9, 2006

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I hope Becky becomes WWE Champion.

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May 9, 2006

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Today I have been singing the Raising Arizona theme in my head for hours and that should be someone's entrance music.

Maybe Heavy Machinery?

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May 9, 2006

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This is offensive, not seeing a doctor is an Irish stereotype.

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May 9, 2006

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KILL JOSH MATTHEWS BECKY

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May 9, 2006

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GO FIND JOSH MATHEWS AND RIP HIS FACE OFF

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May 9, 2006

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I love this world where Game Fuel still exists.

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May 9, 2006

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Ronda has been awake for 87 hours.

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May 9, 2006

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Ronda just gave that kid a bag of shredded lettuce.

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May 9, 2006

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YOU WANNA SKIN ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR RABBITS?!

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May 9, 2006

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Ronda's worked punches are terrible and still somehow better than her shoot punches.

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May 9, 2006

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Short hair Ruby is the best.

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May 9, 2006

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Intruder posted:

In what way? It looks just like her MMA armbar

It should look more like Alberto Del Rio's.

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May 9, 2006

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HEAVY MACHINERY IS HERE!

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May 9, 2006

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I want Otis to hug me.

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May 9, 2006

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I want that Chance/Backstreet Boys song to be real.

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May 9, 2006

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Alicia Fox is my friend.

Cavauro posted:

i ate an entire bag of green beans and there was a bug in it. i swallowed the bug because it was already completely chewed up. if i get sick and die is there a way i can prove it was from this bag and i can get a lot of money to send to some people on here because they had to pay money due to giving me my death.

How many bugs do you usually eat per day?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How to Train Your Dragon To gently caress is an interesting direction for this series to take.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Here's the thing about Heavy Machinery.






WORM

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May 9, 2006

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Please WWE why do you not push the guy who does the worm?

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May 9, 2006

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The Kimoa Kid posted:

Am I wrong or is Curt an exceedingly handsome dude?

They spelled Zack wrong and you spelled Kurt wrong.

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May 9, 2006

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The best porn star is the background actor who never gets to gently caress.

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May 9, 2006

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The Kimoa Kid posted:

I've been trying to decide whether I want to buy a VW or a Toyota and I'm pretty sure that was just a Toyota ad with a Fleet Foxes song??

I owned a VW and I drove it into a swamp and it's now home to a family of gators.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Kurt's neck is trying to escape out of the back of his skull.

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May 9, 2006

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Kurt is going to die in the ring by the end of this segment.

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May 9, 2006

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Abroham Lincoln posted:

handsome kurt, you say?



You guys remember when Squidward showed up at the Superbowl?

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May 9, 2006

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The story goes that Big E wanted to quit WWE but MLK came up to him at a dinner and told him he's a big fan and to keep waving his dick around in the ring.

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May 9, 2006

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Jerusalem posted:

"I can't beat Father Time.... but I can take down Mother Earth!"
Kurt dumps a recycle bin into a regular bin

Kurt has a way with mothers.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They did it! They won the titles!

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May 9, 2006

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For $50 I can get a personalized video from Riff Raff and I'm gonna ask him to wish my grandma a happy 90th birthday.

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May 9, 2006

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I like Bayley.

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May 9, 2006

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Look at this chubby guy yell at me.

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May 9, 2006

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You guys remember that one time he said slapnuts?

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May 9, 2006

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Godinster posted:

christ, they couldn't get him a better shirt?



These are expensive.

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May 9, 2006

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Liam Neeson isn't used to being murderous with that much white around him.

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May 9, 2006

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Fat Lowtax posted:

What have I missed on Monday night raw

Kurt Angle was challenged to a match where he had to retire unless he could suck his own dick and now he has a 10 year contract.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Finn's big nicotine patch.

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May 9, 2006

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I can beat Brock Lesnar at Pit Fighter.

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May 9, 2006

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RING THE drat BELL RAF

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May 9, 2006

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Lashley should return with a mustache and pretend to be a different guy.

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