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Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

JFairfax posted:

I hope all you patriotic americans stand when your president enters the room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD52OlkKfNs

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



How dare Bernie be in attendance when there are so many capable women also in attendance at this address

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
SOTU is just an hour of everyone else clapping.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
stop with the clapping, i am v. glad the houses of parliament dont allow clapping

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
The orange bronzer got mixed in with the hair gel

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Haha, CNN saying he's been at the WH practicing reading the teleprompter.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Maria Cantwell isn't clapping...

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Gatts posted:

Smile as she will cut him deep.

Like Teddy said, speak softly but carry a big stick.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
ssssssssnnnnnifffffffff

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
What, you don't alway wear your tie pointing like 20 degrees to the left? Amateurs....

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
are they gonna clap all the way through?

ah yes one nation, one empire

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Has somebody already made a Twitter account for his crooked tie?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Sit down you fucks.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
INFRASTRUCTURE! Drink.

Sub Par
Jul 18, 2001


Dinosaur Gum
Someone screenshot the tie sitch for those of us unable to watch.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

FizFashizzle posted:

SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Whenever they drug him up for late night speeches we get the sniffles. Hmmm.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
This president is a bad moron, IMHO.

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009
This pageantry is so goddamn weird

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



What’s pelosi reading?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Sub Par posted:

Someone screenshot the tie sitch for those of us unable to watch.

Here ya go.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
oh jesus this is loving awful.

stop with the clapping you idiots

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Really reaching for those annivesaries.

TheJadedOne
Aug 13, 2004
It is really clear that Dunford doesn't have time for his poo poo

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
That orange guy probably poo poo his pants

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







his dentures are loose.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

terrorist ambulance posted:

This pageantry is so goddamn weird

lol this isn't pageantry fucks sake

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

So far it's just mediocre and boring.

edit: except the tie

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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This is pretty low energy. Sad.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
what the gently caress does D -day have to do with anything?

Spectracide
May 27, 2004
IT'S ARGH, BABY!

glyph posted:

What’s pelosi reading?

Looked like Trump handed her and Pence copies of the speech, so she's reading ahead.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
LOL

he wont say saving the world from fascism

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

JFairfax posted:

what the gently caress does D -day have to do with anything?

1stGear posted:

Really reaching for those annivesaries.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

terrorist ambulance posted:

This pageantry is so goddamn weird

It's obscene during the best of times. At this point in history I don't even know what it is.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Oh look its your average Fox News demographic made flesh

Sub Par
Jul 18, 2001


Dinosaur Gum

Thanks. Extra long tie prob tucked into his Spanx by mistake.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

JFairfax posted:

oh jesus this is loving awful.

stop with the clapping you idiots

It's really no wonder why not getting the SotU was gnawing on him so much during the shutdown.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

NO BUZZ gently caress YOU GODDAMMIT

TheSpartacus
Oct 30, 2010
HEY GUYS I'VE FLOWN HELICOPTERS IN THIS GAME BEFORE AND I AM AN EXPERT. ALSO, HOW DO I START THE ENGINE?

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

Oh look its your average Fox News demographic made flesh

Give it a couple of years.

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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Most of the old veterans look like "I fought in a war to end up with this loving orange douche?"

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