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I’m tired I’m hot im dusty I wanna go home and this whole place is a giant fart
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Real disturbing that this whole place is a fart because I am the only one here and this is my basement. No wait, this is all consistent with my experience.
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Jul 30, 2020 21:25
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this whole place is not a fart but I cut a meat fart back here earlier so I understand the confusion |
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Jul 30, 2020 21:36
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I just finished two hours of Zoom meetings. Fortunately, I was using a headset, so my farts were not audible to the other people in the meetings. More importantly, they couldn't smell them. "On Zoom, no one can smell your farts."
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Jul 30, 2020 21:45
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I’m tired I’m hot im dusty I wanna go home and this whole place is a giant fart Aren't you your own boss? |
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Jul 30, 2020 23:22
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Jaded Burnout posted:Aren't you your own boss? Don't remind me  I have nobody to blame but myself
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Jul 31, 2020 00:26
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Dear sir/madame/deer, While I do not expect perfection in resources when offering freelance work like this while officially unable to work, I do appreciate a moderate amount of detail and quality in describing what exactly the job is. I followed your instructions precisely based on the structure you provided to me and you sadly did not inform me that this list is to be read "upside down, disregarding the numbers" as you put it. I would also appreciate that next time you provide a certain amount of detail about what language you would like to see in my written work, at best before I am done writing it in its entirety. It also avoids confusion in language skills, as I unfortunately do not speak Portuguese either. Furthermore, I will take the liberty to ignore your remaining 22 emails you sent by now given that our business is concluded and I do not appreciate "you suck" as valid criticism of my work. Thank you for understanding, I hope that your promise that we will see each other in court will not come true, but I am happy to see you again smiling then if it comes to that. Have a great day and suck my hairy balls, GAG Edit: oh poo poo this was supposed to be an email to the guy who's threatening me over the 60 bucks I got for writing a short essay during the lockdown, what a bummer that he won't get it now.  what is wrong with people????
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Aug 17, 2020 18:05
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Work is like The Machine in the princess bride only it has a much finer scale so each day I go in and hook myself up to it and set it to "one day" and it sucks one day of my remaining lifespan from me and that's about all that can be said about it. |
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Aug 17, 2020 19:17
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I am still employed for 60% of my pay. That's as much as I know.
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Aug 18, 2020 04:56
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Finger Prince posted:Work is like The Machine in the princess bride only it has a much finer scale so each day I go in and hook myself up to it and set it to "one day" and it sucks one day of my remaining lifespan from me and that's about all that can be said about it. .... oof
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Aug 18, 2020 14:40
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Chewbecca posted:I hate my job
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Aug 18, 2020 14:47
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I have been waiting to hear from my work for too long. But is anyone hiring? Well other than that one place? Oh man.
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Aug 18, 2020 15:05
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me: hey we're starting this project a month behind our agreed timeline, we're updating the dates and everything right? boss: we'll yeah i guess internally me: what does that mean? boss: we told the client we started work last month
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Aug 24, 2020 20:59
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I got a completely different job. I worked at the old one for 12 years and am now starting over completely in a very different field. 
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Aug 25, 2020 05:33
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I got a completely different job. I worked at the old one for 12 years and am now starting over completely in a very different field. Farmer? |
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Aug 25, 2020 07:00
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I got a completely different job. I worked at the old one for 12 years and am now starting over completely in a very different field. Oh boy, I fantasise about doing it but I'm too much of a wuss lol
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Aug 25, 2020 07:02
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Aug 25, 2020 15:02
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albany academy posted:me: hey we're starting this project a month behind our agreed timeline, we're updating the dates and everything right? Ah yes, the magic of productivity by pressure
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Aug 25, 2020 16:57
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Jaded Burnout posted:Farmer? A starting position working in an Amazon warehouse. I feel it is my penance for ordering so many things with Amazon Prime |
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Aug 25, 2020 18:47
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Goons Are Great posted:Ah yes, the magic of productivity by pressure my favourite thing about giving a timeline with tons of room for "things going wrong" is already full up with said things before starting
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Aug 25, 2020 19:04
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i hate work. gently caress!!
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Aug 26, 2020 16:15
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:i hate work. gently caress!! 
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Aug 26, 2020 16:29
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I slept for like 15 hours and started work 2 hours late. Oh well! |
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Aug 26, 2020 21:13
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Did OP know that by 2020 a lot of us would work from home against our employers wishes? |
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Aug 26, 2020 21:30
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I work with truckers and they're pretty cool. AMA. |
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Aug 26, 2020 21:31
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What do you do with truckers? Do you get to hear exciting trucker stories?
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Aug 26, 2020 21:50
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Basically. I work in claims so they run into stuff or stuff runs into them and I get to ask them 1,000 questions and continually lower their expectations of insurance and their fellow trucking companies. A lot of them are kinda lonely and are hard to get off of the phone. |
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Aug 26, 2020 21:57
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I have 2 hours left today and I've been sat around waiting for someone who's been tied up all day and I suspect will remain so until EOD. Easiest day rate I've ever made. |
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Aug 27, 2020 17:54
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Work? I think I remember work. I am just curious why my pay for staying home and doing nothing suddenly increased by a bunch this month. |
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Aug 30, 2020 17:54
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Working from home is making me super depressed because I never leave the office because I also live in a place with a curfew where you can only leave the house one hour a day! lol! lol at everything!
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Aug 30, 2020 22:40
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It is very important to have a separate work room in some way. We tend to underestimate the power a different environment has, but just as a gym makes us workout, an office makes us work and it is vital to maintain this difference and not have it blend over other stuff. I'd recommend creating a specific work room, if you have one, or if you don't designate a specialized work zone in your home that you only and exclusively enter if you're working. Not even to chitchat during work, just work. That way you may start hating this specific corner, but you can somewhat get a different feeling from how it is to work and how it is to not work. That's why I'm always against home office stuff except when absolutely necessary, as it makes this separation necessary and if you don't do it, you end up being at work permanently.
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Aug 30, 2020 23:26
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Yeah I work in the living room cos not enough room at my unit. It's sort of got a 'zone' but I need to manage my time better and actually get up and go for walks etc =\
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Aug 30, 2020 23:30
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I don't care about my job enough to keep working any more almost. So I basically just go into the actual office on Monday and pound out as much backlog as I can and then barely work the rest of the week at home and I'm sure sooner or later this will blow up in my face.
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Aug 30, 2020 23:54
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Goons Are Great posted:It is very important to have a separate work room in some way. We tend to underestimate the power a different environment has, but just as a gym makes us workout, an office makes us work and it is vital to maintain this difference and not have it blend over other stuff. This is a thing which with I agree.
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Aug 31, 2020 00:14
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Zurtilik posted:I don't care about my job enough to keep working any more almost. So I basically just go into the actual office on Monday and pound out as much backlog as I can and then barely work the rest of the week at home and I'm sure sooner or later this will blow up in my face. I've seen people last a long time doing a lot less, so who knows 
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Aug 31, 2020 03:33
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Chewbecca posted:I've seen people last a long time doing a lot less, so who knows I'm looking for a different enough job. But with a lot of unemployed people out there I worry it'll be a bit more uphill than normal right now. Oh well! |
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Aug 31, 2020 14:55
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A brewery in Kyoto is hiring. I don't want to live in Kyoto but I could probably commute, even if I'd have to move. |
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Aug 31, 2020 15:05
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Japan owns - that's my official stance on the matter
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Aug 31, 2020 15:06
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Chewbecca posted:Japan owns - that's my official stance on the matter For sure. I like visiting Kyoto, but I don't want to live there. Kyotoites are the Parisians of Japan. |
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Aug 31, 2020 15:10
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A brewery in Kyoto is hiring. I don't want to live in Kyoto but I could probably commute, even if I'd have to move. That sounds really cool |
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