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You really have a thing for perspective, son. Those arms look like they'd look really great when seen from behind in an 3D fashion.
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May 6, 2024 00:53
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- Rinzla
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Whatever floats your boat.
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Feb 18, 2019 07:01
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- Karate Bastard
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Wow, congratulations! I'm so happy for you. When is it due?
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Feb 18, 2019 16:08
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- glowing-fish
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Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! 
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I hear competitive eating is getting really popular...might be something you could try.
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Feb 18, 2019 16:14
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I hear competitive eating is getting really popular...might be something you could try.
I like your honesty of saying this towards a stranger in the restaurant at the table next to ours, honey!
I'm sure you performed great in the past with other partners.
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Feb 18, 2019 16:17
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Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!
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I like your honesty of saying this towards a stranger in the restaurant at the table next to ours, honey!
I'm sure you performed great in the past with other partners.
I am assuming its a restaurant where "anything goes"...after all, you chose it...
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Feb 18, 2019 16:18
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I am assuming its a restaurant where "anything goes"...after all, you chose it...
*the waiter throws a plate of food on our table, half of the food is spread over the local perimeter, whispering "bon appetite" while leaving again*
It's appropriate, since I wanted to make sure you feel comfortable.
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Feb 18, 2019 16:21
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- glowing-fish
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Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!
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*the waiter throws a plate of food on our table, half of the food is spread over the local perimeter, whispering "bon appetite" while leaving again*
It's appropriate, since I wanted to make sure you feel comfortable.
And do you feel comfortable, or should we move to a table with bigger seats?
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Feb 18, 2019 16:23
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And do you feel comfortable, or should we move to a table with bigger seats?
No worries, I'm fine. The other tables got lower chairs, you would probably not get to the table, so it's fine.
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Feb 18, 2019 16:24
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- glowing-fish
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Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!
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No worries, I'm fine. The other tables got lower chairs, you would probably not get to the table, so it's fine.
You are getting so good at this "being mean on the internet", I feel I can't keep up.
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Feb 18, 2019 16:27
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Wow, I thought you were more a Nickleback kind of guy.
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Feb 18, 2019 17:32
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I don't have any problems with them, I'm just surprised your dating one
Nickleback fan?
Jesus that's not an insult that's a pearl harbor magnitude self own.
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Feb 18, 2019 18:54
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- Rinzla
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Oh...you’re into that?
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Feb 19, 2019 09:09
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- Rinzla
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You’re a really good cook with certain dishes.
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Feb 19, 2019 09:09
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- Rinzla
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“I saw you across a crowded train platform and I just had to run over the bridge to talk to you.”
“Blushes, hehe, do you want to get s coffee then??”
“Oh....no, no, I just wanted to tell you that you left your bag over there.”
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Feb 19, 2019 11:17
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It's okay man, as your boss I can officially attest you that you are trying to do fine work. It's the spirit that counts here, not the results!
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Feb 19, 2019 12:15
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Everybody has to start somewhere.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Feb 19, 2019 14:40
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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You should buy a forums account. I think you'll fit in with Coupons and Deals.
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Feb 19, 2019 15:15
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- glowing-fish
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Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!
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People are really getting creative trying to make funny jokes in this thread.
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Feb 19, 2019 17:52
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People are really getting creative trying to make funny jokes in this thread.
Your input has been noted.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Feb 20, 2019 02:42
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- Rinzla
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What’s that supposed to be?
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Feb 20, 2019 08:32
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That guy is built like a loving jockey
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Feb 20, 2019 11:15
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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Smile of a hockey player
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Feb 20, 2019 12:02
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You have the beautiful face of a retired boxing star.
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Feb 20, 2019 12:54
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- Karate Bastard
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Yeah exactly oh you said retired
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Feb 20, 2019 13:08
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- Rinzla
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Let me show you how to do that properly.
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Nov 21, 2019 17:10
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I was staying over at my friend's place a while back. I was chatting with his partner about yoga, and she was saying about how great the health and exercise benefits were, but how it's hard to find a good studio because of the kind of moronic people they attract. So I thought of some of the yoga yuppie hashtag turmeric hashtag wellness is a journey women I know, and sardonically say "yeah I know what you mean, it does tend to attract the healing power of crystals lot", and just as the thundercloud Evil Eye deathstare starts crossing her face, panicked images of the guest bedroom flash across my mind; the side table by the potted plants, carefully arranged crystals of quartz and amethyst and assorted other magical reagents...
I backpedaled as hard as I could and I think it saved me from being turned into a newt, but I think I still caught part of a curse.
The lesson here is watch your mouth around possible witches and never insult crystals either directly or indirectly because their magic can be used to both heal and harm.
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Nov 21, 2019 19:22
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- Rinzla
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did you mean for it to look that way or?
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