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Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
I have awoken from my LP hibernation like a grizzly bear coming out of its cave in the spring. And much like a grizzly bear, whos habitat is being poluted and destroyed by the march of human progress, the first thing I smell is rotting garbage. We are both disgusted by the smell, but cant help to fall victim to its allure. We gorge on the garbage hating ourselves the entire time, feeling sick after. We should know better, but something deep inside us, perhaps the millennia of natural selection or our ironic self loathing, compels us to partake in the farce.

What I'm trying to say is that Devious Vacuum, Minifoo, Vicas and myself are Let's Playing Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright.




Youtube Playlist
Ep 00 - Character creation and prologue
Ep 01 - Nohr
Ep 02 - Gift of Ganglari
Ep 03 - Journey Begins
Ep 04 - Hoshido
Ep 05 - Mother
Ep 06 - The Path Is Yours
Ep 07 - A Vow Upheld
Ep 08 - A Vow Upheld (part 2)
Ep 09 - A Vow Upheld (part 3)
Ep 10 - Fierce Winds
Ep 11 - Fierce Winds (part 2)
Ep 12 - Land of Gods
Ep 13 - Land of Gods (part 2)
Ep 13.5 - The Will to Power
Ep 14 - Land of Gods (part 3)
Ep 15 - Paralogue 1 - Tragic Start
Ep 16 - Ninja Village
Ep 17 - Ninja Village (part 2)
Ep 18 - To The Sea
Ep 19 - To The Sea (part 2)
Ep 20 - To The Sea (part 3)
Ep 21 - Dark Reunion
Ep 22 - Another Hope
Ep 23 - Another Hope (part 2)
Ep 24 - Light Scatters
Ep 25 - Light Scatters (part 2)
Ep 26 - Wolfskin Peak
Ep 27 - Wolfskin Peak (part 2)
Ep 28 - Wolfskin Peak (part 3)
Ep 29 - Invasion 1 and Challenge
Ep 30 - Pleasure Palace
Ep 31 - Pleasure Palace (part 2)
Ep 32 - Pleasure Palace (part 3)
Ep 33 - Lost in the Ice
Ep 34 - Lost in the Ice (part 2)
Ep 35 - Lost in the Ice (part 3)
Ep 36 - Challenge 2 and 3
Ep 37 - Leo
Ep 38 - Leo (part 2)
Ep 39 - Leo (part 3)
Ep 40 - Challenge 4 and 5
Ep 41 - Making gently caress (part 1)
Ep 42 - Paralogue 2 - Dragon Blood
Ep 43 - Paralogue 2 - Dragon Blood (part 2)
Ep 44 - Paralogue 2 - Dragon Blood (part 3)
Ep 45 - Paralogue 5 - Bold Approach
Ep 46 - Paralogue 5 - Bold Approach (part 2)
Ep 47 - Paralogue 10 - Hunter & Prey
Ep 48 - Paralogue 10 - Hunter & Prey (part 2)
Ep 49 - Paralogue 13 - Truly Talented
Ep 50 - Paralogue 13 - Truly Talented (part 2)
Ep 51 - Paralogue 14 - After the End
Ep 52 - Paralogue 14 - After the End (part 2)
Ep 53 - Paralogue 14 - After the End (part 3)
Ep 54 - Paralogue 4 - Fight or Flight
Ep 55 - Paralogue 4 - Fight or Flight (part 2)
Ep 56 - Paralogue 9 - Saizo vs. Saizo
Ep 57 - Paralogue 9 - Saizo vs. Saizo (part 2)
Ep 58 - Paralogue 9 - Saizo vs. Saizo (part 3)
Ep 59 - Paralogue 11 - A Long Grudge
Ep 60 - Paralogue 11 - A Long Grudge (part 2)
Ep 61 - Paralogue 3 - Surprise Duet
Ep 62 - Paralogue 3 - Surprise Duet (part 2)
Ep 63 - Paralogue 7 - Father & Liege
Ep 64 - Paralogue 7 - Father & Liege (part 2)
Ep 65 - Paralogue 8 - A Great Hunt
Ep 66 - Paralogue 8 - A Great Hunt (part 2)
Ep 67 - Paralogue 12 - Sweet Dreams
Ep 68 - Paralogue 12 - Sweet Dreams (part 2)
Ep 69 - Paralogue 6 - Herbal Remedy
Ep 70 - Paralogue 6 - Herbal Remedy (part 2)
Ep 71 - Chapter 19 - Rainbow Sage
Ep 72 - Chapter 19 - Rainbow Sage (part 2)
Ep 73 - Chapter 20 - Fort Dragonfall
Ep 74 - Chapter 20 - Fort Dragonfall (part 2)
Ep 75 - Chapter 21 - Burning Falls
Ep 76 - Chapter 21 - Burning Falls (part 2)
Ep 77 - Chapter 22 - Hidden Capital
Ep 78 - Chapter 22 - Hidden Capital (part 2)
Ep 79 - Chapter 23 - Camilla
Ep 80 - Chapter 23 - Camilla (part 2)
Ep 81 - Chapter 23 - Camilla (part 3)
Ep 82 - Chapter 24 - Tears of a Dragon
Ep 83 - Chapter 24 - Tears of a Dragon (part 2)
Ep 84 - Chapter 25 - Traitor Revealed
Ep 85 - Chapter 25 - Traitor Revealed (part 2)
Ep 86 - Chapter 26 - Xander
Ep 87 - Chapter 26 - Xander (part 2)
Ep 88 - Chapter 27 - King Garon
Ep 89 - Chapter 27 - King Garon (part 2)
Ep 90 - Chapter 27 - King Garon (part 3)
Ep 91 - Chapter 27 - King Garon (part 4)
Ep 92 - Chapter 27 - King Garon (part 5)


Fire Emblem Fates is a date-fight animé game for the Nintendo 3DS. The story follows the protagonist as they are drawn into a war between their biological family and adoptive family, in what could easily be the best episode of Maury ever conceived. The game is primarily a turn/grid based rock-paper-scissors match where you control a group of animé teens fighting for something that they don't know how to articulate. These animé teens all have different stats and battle abilities that I will totally ignore, instead focusing on the Support system. The Support system allows characters who work together in battle to grow in affection with each other, which allows us (and you viewer) to watch terribly written animé skits where they get embarrassed about mundane things. If two characters support rating gets high enough we, as their commander, can tell them to make the gently caress, which is definitely some sort of workplace sexual harassment violation. I'm sure the story tries to present a theme like the "importance of family" or something but I really don't care. There's also a base building section.


Is this real?
Only if you believe~

What's the spoiler pollicy?
While I'm sure you want to tell us all about Moeblob, our secret-sister-big-tittied-catgirl-ninja-maid who's recruitable in chapter 86, we would appreciate if you didnt do that. We're all playing blind and a lot of the fun of watching a train wreck is the surprise explosions. I don't mind a spoiler tag or two, but please don't make this thread read like a Muller indictment.

Why do the videos look like they went though mspaint 50 times. Upload them in 720p you moron!
Minifoo did not want to spend hundreds of dollars to send his 3DS overseas to some stranger for them to solder a VGA port to the back of it so were using a software streaming method instead. There are limitations in this, such as variable frame rate, laggy bottom screen, and video compression artifacts. While it isn't ideal I don't feel these limitations will detract from the enjoyment of the LP. And yes I tried emulation, it crashed all the time.

Is this going to be like your other LPs where you sucked at every fight, paid no attention to the game, got drunk and yelled and even passed out in a few episodes?
I can't recall the events you're talking about.

How often are you going to release video?
More often that Minifoo did during Rayearth

Will you do the Conquest/Revelation paths?
That 100% depends on how annoyed/exhausted/horny we all are at the end of the Birthright campaign.

Why do you do this to yourself Kuvo?
I have a tsundere relations with animé (tl: tsundere means problematic)

Why is the avatar character's name Chome?
:chome:

I don't understand whats going on in the most recent video!
It's ok, neither do we.

Kuvo fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Feb 5, 2020

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Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
saving this :chome:

Kuvo fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Feb 13, 2019

Geop
Oct 26, 2007

:staredog:

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:yeshaha:

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

Hoooo boy this'll be a ride.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
A let's play in 2019. This isn't anime night!

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.
Oh god.

my buddy Superfly
Feb 28, 2011

Anime's neat ;^)

Whamukars
May 9, 2016

"There are no facts, only interpretations."
Please don't die of scotch poisoning

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Oh no

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



my buddy Superfly posted:

Anime's neat ;^)

:hai:

ground flooooooor

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
anime is blood

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
wait what

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Mods?

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

Kuvo posted:

Why do the videos look like they went though mspaint 50 times. Upload them in 720p you moron!
Minifoo did not want to spend hundreds of dollars to send his 3DS overseas to some stranger for them to solder a VGA port to the back of it so were using a software streaming method instead. There are limitations in this, such as variable frame rate, laggy bottom screen, and video compression artifacts. While it isn't ideal I don't feel these limitations will detract from the enjoyment of the LP. And yes I tried emulation, it crashed all the time.

creating the GoFundMe page as I type this

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

Kuvo posted:


Is this real?
Only if you believe~

[

Oh no no no no, you won't fool me again good sir. Not falling for this. Nuh-uh.

By looking at the image the lady with the Huge Anime Titties is on the conquest side so I'm hoping you correct your mistake and switch to that version.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Ground floor of this thread about anime

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

MiniFoo posted:

creating the GoFundMe page as I type this

Add in a mic for you and I will donate.

Kase moch
Jun 5, 2012

Gentlemen prefer blondes
oooh poo poo son

OOrochi
Jan 19, 2017

On my honor as the Dawnspear.
Oh boy, this will be interesting

Like Clockwork
Feb 17, 2012

It's only the Final Battle once all the players are ready.

mods????

(I'm looking forward to seeing the reactions to this trainwreck)

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

coleman francis posted:

Add in a mic for you and I will donate.

He did the mic check then proceeded to do the entire recording reclining away from it. Its fixed by ep 6.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer
This should be a fun ride.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


I don't think you can mod 3ds games

Nihilarian
Oct 2, 2013


Kuvo posted:

I have a tsundere relations with animé (tl: tsundere means problematic)
:allears:

My only experiences with Fire Emblems were the latter 2 GBA games. I still have the carts even if the batteries are dead and my ds is busted up

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

RBA Starblade posted:

I don't think you can mod 3ds games

:getin:

fucking love Fiona Apple
Jun 19, 2013

samus comfy so what

This looks fun

Whamukars
May 9, 2016

"There are no facts, only interpretations."
Me playing matchmaker for political and genetic power in FE Fates & Awakening

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theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
absolute madness

LordHippoman
May 30, 2013

I, frankly, want this smug Jagen to be my avatar on all forms of social media immediately.
Good luck. Good luck twice if you do Conquest. Good luck like a trillion times if you do Revelations.

Fates sure is a Video Game.

Whamukars
May 9, 2016

"There are no facts, only interpretations."

LordHippoman posted:

Good luck. Good luck twice if you do Conquest. Good luck like a trillion times if you do Revelations.

Fates sure is a Video Game.

But Revelations is super baby mode

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

RBA Starblade posted:

I don't think you can mod 3ds games

As long as you have homebrew access, and kuvo totally does since that’s how we’re seeing this, you can mod a 3ds game.

Zenostein
Aug 16, 2008

:h::h::h:Alhamdulillah-chan:h::h::h:

Kuvo posted:

He did the mic check then proceeded to do the entire recording reclining away from it. Its fixed by ep 6.

Well, now it feels like the good ol' days.

booksnake
May 4, 2009

we who are crowned with the crest of wisdom
Well, you're starting off with the least trainwreck-y of the three, so I don't know if that's a positive or a negative

Well, I mean... it's the right choice, because if you keep going, it won't be an anticlimax going back to Birthright, but you aren't going to be seeing the ... really memorable?... sections of the Fates package until you hit the latter two

Edit: having watched the video now, it sounds like Vicas is properly prepared for this poo poo and so you probably know something to this effect already, so I guess all I have left to say is godspeed

booksnake fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Feb 14, 2019

Scrap Dragon
Oct 6, 2013

SECRET TECHNIQUE:
DARK SHADOW
BLACK FALLEN ANGEL!


Whamukars posted:

But Revelations is super baby mode

I assume it’s the tedium more than the difficulty he’s wishing you luck with.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

coleman francis posted:

By looking at the image the lady with the Huge Anime Titties is on the conquest side so I'm hoping you correct your mistake and switch to that version.

The conquest side also seems to have a child who I bet for a million dollars is actually a thousand year old demon or whatever so kuvo made the right choice.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Aww man, your first step back into anime and you choose FE: Fates instead of KH3 or DQ11?

Ya'll are weird.

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.
I didn't know I needed or wanted this; turns out it's both.

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CptWedgie
Jul 19, 2015

coleman francis posted:

Oh no no no no, you won't fool me again good sir. Not falling for this. Nuh-uh.

By looking at the image the lady with the Huge Anime Titties is on the conquest side so I'm hoping you correct your mistake and switch to that version.

I dunno, that might just be Fanservice, the girl who joins on Chapter 113 of the Destroy The World route with no contribution other than having a suggestive design. :cheeky:

More seriously, I, personally, feel that they crossed a line on her design and accidentally went from "sexy" to "she's creepy because she's trying too hard." I seem to be in the minority on that, though...

I probably won't contribute much to the discussion here, since I've beaten Birthright before; however, it's been a while, so I only really remember a few things. First: I hated a majority of the cast (and they hated me back; I kept getting stats that were like half of what I'd need to keep up). Second: I hated the plot so much I rage-quit my second run (I played female, then tried to go through as a male to see the differences but gave up partway). Third: I hated some of the mechanics (not sure if it'd violate the spoiler policy to go into specifics). And yes, that does add up to "I hated this game."

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