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AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
I'm so over Joe and I think CBS cast him because he's popular in the tween girl demographic

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AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Poison: Gavin
Virgin pony: Eric
Returnee pony: Wentworth

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Bring back Chinese water torture!!

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
I lovewatch Survivor

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Come, viewers! Let us mutually fellate Joe!

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Robnoxious posted:

If she gets caught in an OCD cycle where she has to do a bunch of poo poo before she can move along she's not gonna be on this island very long.

Especially with looming vulnerability factors of hunger, poor sleep, etc, I really can't see her getting to end game

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Spergatory posted:

Apparently there was a great moment on the boat that didn't make the show.

Wardog introduced himself as "The Wardog."

Rick gets called on next to identify himself, and says "this is awkward, but my name is also 'The Wardog.'"

Lmao

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

mancalamania posted:


was joking, right???? :confused:

No that's the rules. Last one left with a lit torch gets to touch Jeff's butt

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Keith is a human noodle

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Keep "female" an adjective, not a noun thx

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
...does Aubry only have one outfit ever on Survivor?

Also wardog looks close to tears at the end of this challenge

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

clown shoes posted:

I missed the first few minutes, did the bad swimmer go to Extinction Island?

Yes and he inspired Reem to stay because she feels like she has to take care of him

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
She wouldn't take the flint! That would be psychotic!!

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Lone Goat posted:

what idiot called her warpup and not wendog

I'm shipping wardog and wendog now

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Yeah, I hate Wardog because of that name. He probably chose the name for himself, too. I just now tried to imagine him with a normal name like Jerry and it was a little better.

Also I think I might be the minority goon in this thread who doesn't like Wendy. I will absolutely love to see the chaos she brings next episode, though!

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Fish is a mineral, like salt, and should be used as seasoning

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
There's so much cloud cover I can't get reception for CBS. Please transcribe all episode events to tide me over until I can stream it

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

IcePhoenix posted:


I don't have any tattoos

Stop kicking up poo poo, then. It's okay for someone to express a tattoo is dumb without it being bullying. I think Brandon Hantz's tattoos are dumb, are you gonna fight me for two pages?

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
I hope that the players on Extinction Island get so hungry they hunt and eat Keith tonight!

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Half Wen, half Dog ...I'm my own best friend.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
At the season finale Jeff is going to rip open his shirt to reveal a tattoo of The Wardog, complete with The Wardog's tats.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Three girls and Wardog

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Who the hell are these people that want to get Joe out? Where did these people come from?

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Julie quit bartending to be an Etsy shop owner. I want to know what she sells.

Also lmao at those chickens. I want someone to catch one in the woods and eat it as secretly as possible

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
David is poison for not doing strength training before coming on a second time.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
If Keith were in this challenge he would've drowned by now

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Yes. Yes. Please cry, Joe. I feast on your tears!

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

The Bloop posted:

Wait they have a Hawaiian sling and they haven't even TRIED fishing

What

The


gently caress



They LEFT that huge rear end clam??


WHAT

THE

gently caress

Look, The Wardog said he's never fished so that means he's never gonna try.

Hilarious, though, that Wardog deemed fishing a waste of calories.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Lone Goat posted:

do you dumbasses think fishing is incredibly easy? you're not going to learn tobacco fish in a week when you're starving to death

But the clam can't run

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Edit: too dumb to math

AWarmBody fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Mar 21, 2019

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
That was such a sad waste of meat that they should not run that challenge anymore unless they blend it with a Top Chef challenge or something

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
"are you a minnow or a shark?"
"Maybe I'm the poop"

I love Devins.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

blue squares posted:

Why the hate on Etsy ITT? It's primarily a site where people create merchandise and sell it. It's one of the best online marketplaces for allowing people to maximize the worth of their labor rather than depending on several levels of parasitic capitalists

I hate on Etsy because it enables stay at home moms to be insufferable

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Love you, Devens. Bless you.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Reem finally mellowed out? The last line was her comforting Ron, saying it's okay, everyone's a liar
That's the most chill reception I've seen her give

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Vernacular posted:

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but the guy in this SA banner ad is almost certainly Woo, right?

There's something poetic about him showing up in an ad for "smart investing".



Yeah, that's Woo. He's into smart investing now, instead of honorable investing

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
My poison was Gavin, and I stand by that.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Handwriting confirms war dog is just a few bald children inside a shirtless man

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Nice ninja edit

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AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Zesty posted:

Uh huh. Okay, Forum Superstar Spergatory. We literally do it every thread with our poison. I get schadenfreude out of someone’s experience after they turned out to be a lovely human being. You trying to turn it around and say it’s misogynistic is really desperate.

"Turned out to be a lovely human being", something that you refused to really prove?

Also the "I can be an rear end in a top hat because everyone else is" is poo poo and you are poo poo and this thread is poo poo. But Survivor is not poo poo.

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