Survivor 38: Edge of Cancellation - The only winning move is not to play.

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Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Propaganda Machine posted:

It's a bit of an abusive relationship. It delights me just barely enough to keep me hanging on.

this is the saddest poo poo

# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 23:19

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:14

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

STAC Goat posted:

I really am surprised by the negativity. I thought the Survivor threads were one of the few non hatewatching threads in TVIV.

I kinda feel like Survivor fans just work themselves up between seasons for some reason. Too much time to worry about how the new twist is going to ruin everything.

we've already seen that Redemption Island as a concept is dumb and bad, so they've got an uphill battle when they introduce Redemption Island Deluxe.

also mixing newbies with returning players isn't as fun as a season with either/or.

i'm always hype for a new season, but man they make some weird decisions.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 23:42

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

precision posted:

Every time I see Joe I just think of some CBS guy thinking "budget Ozzy"

poverty ozzy

pozzerty

# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 06:09

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

ApplesandOranges posted:

Well here's what I remember about Aubry's time on Koah Rong:

-Had a meltdown in the first episode but came back to win immunity for her tribe
-Waffled for an eternity in the final premerge TC before writing down ~~Julia~~ Peter's name
-Had an ally in Neal, who got medevaced with an idol in his pocket that he didn't give to Aubry, which she was annoyed about
-After finding out about the super idol, collaborated with Cydney to vote out Debbie as a sacrificial lamb
-Managed to appeal to Tai to flip and vote out Scot
-Aimed to take out Michele towards the end but had that plan foiled when she won immunity

And finally:

Also had her other ally Joe Del Campo die a meat related death

# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 13:24

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

wardog, you say?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:00

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

I'm jealous as gently caress of Aubry's hoodie

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:05

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

who the heck cast a child that can't swim

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:24

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

man if Kelley was barfing after plonking her head that might mean concussion which is BAD NEWS

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:38

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Robnoxious posted:

Neither is Whodunnit
They were too good for this world.

whodunnit was SO GOOD

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:39

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Wendy what the gently caress are you doing

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:44

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

what's wardog's tattoo above the basic rear end lookin brooklyn nets one? is it another sports logo?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:46

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

also the immunity idol looked dope as hell

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:48

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

I WANT TO SEE A WRESTLING COMPETITION RIGHT NOW MAKE IT HAPPEN JEFF

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:50

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

The Bloop posted:

Is that something we can do in tribal, Jeff?

Johnny Mundo kicking himself that he didn't think of this last season

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:53

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

man this end sequence was pretty cool but a little over produced

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 02:57

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

blue squares posted:

Very boring vote.

luckily this season was designed so that votes 1000% don't matter!

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 04:21

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

clown shoes posted:

I'm watching David vs. Goliath and I just got to the tribal council with the two idols and John blindside. I'm loving this season. I might be the only one who likes Angelina.

Also, I instantly recognized Mike White from his role on Pushing Daisies before he was introduced. I didn't know he was a screenwriter. I'm rooting for him, Angelina, and Christian in the final three.

do you like angelina as a person genuinely, or as a character ironically?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 04:48

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

clown shoes posted:

As a character, somewhat ironically. She's more entertaining than annoying, which is a fine line to walk. I could see my opinion changing. Attraction is likely clouding my judgment.

ok just making sure!

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 05:03

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

even with Sophie winning, South Pacific is so uncomfortable it still sucks

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 02:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

the guy named The Dennis System has some repulsive opinions on women and relationships, you say?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 15:09

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

garthoneeye posted:

That�s how Ex Island works. You have to keep your new torch lit. If it ever gets snuffed again you�re eliminated for reals. Your goal is to snuff the other players torches. Anyone who�s torch remains unsnuffed gets back in.

I love that you just described Johann Sebastian Joust but with torches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Ei9fgFAOs

# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 05:03

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

graventy posted:

Aw, dang that sounded too cool to be true.

it is!

# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 06:46

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

it's PINBALL SEASON so i'm gonna miss every other episode live, here's all my thoughts in a big ol pile:

lol Reem is gonna go nuts out here, feel bad for whoever gets stuck with her on day 6
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wendy complaining about returning players directly in front of david
... and thinks keith is with her, hoo boy
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this is the worst haka i've ever seen
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aubry they're not going to be forthcoming about their perceptions of returning players TO THE RETURNING PLAYERS. who do you think they are, wendy??????
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victoria showing some really good insight, liking her right here
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all this talk about looking for idols but no actual looking for idols, cmon gurl
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see, like that!!!!!!!! more bad dancing though :mad:

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keith swimming so slowly i thought he was going in the wrong direction
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holy gently caress how is keith so bad at even the non swim parts
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everyone gettin real horny for a blindside, this should be fun
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well at least keith will have his momma waiting for him on extinction island. will this teach survivor to stop casting literal children?

haha what the gently caress how is this even a choice?

AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAA THAT CUT AWAY, MARK BURNETT YOU MADMAN

# ¿ Feb 28, 2019 05:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

ApplesandOranges posted:

The editing this week still feels a bit... slanted? Yellow is near invisible - who are half these people?

I swear I see this exact same post every season.

It's only been two episodes, they're going to focus on the returnees more than the average player AND the number of people in the game hasn't even gone down from 18 yet because of Extinction Island.

When (if?) yellow loses they'll spend more time on them, this happens all the time.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2019 16:05

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

the immunity filibuster was loving incredible though

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 04:37

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

The Bloop posted:

more challenges

Ozzy spotted

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 16:58

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

PREEB ON SORB!!

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:02

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

I hope climbing that hill spends more calories than you get from the rice.

Also why not just stay at the top of the hill???

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:05

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

What happened on extinction island?

Keith went, and the next day they got a map to a drop off spot for daily rice up a mountain.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:14

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Wendy gonna have her leg fall off but going for that Sia money

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:16

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

fuckin lol at Victoria talking mad poo poo about Joe 10 feet away from the him

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:26

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Wendy was doing real good with one foot, Rick was doing nothing out there, his rope was completely slack

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:36

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

clown shoes posted:

I missed the first few minutes, did the bad swimmer go to Extinction Island?

he did

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:36

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Shneak posted:

I love this show

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:48

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

what idiot called her warpup and not wendog

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:52

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

"more game afoot"

TOO SOON, JEFF

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 02:53

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

not into this new "not showing the votes" thing they got going

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 03:10

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

pumped up for school posted:

His mom is going to show up at the end, and it'll be the scene from The Last Crusade. "Your name is Clarence. Clarence Dan DaSilva"

He'll mumble-whine "mom, I told you to call me Wardog"

It'll be like the Redemption Island finale where they'll have his handler there and Jeff will ask her "is ~~he really in the CIA??~~ his name really The Wardog??" and she won't give an answer but when they come back from commercial Jeff will say "she admitted his name was Wardog!!"

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 22:13

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Did anyone listen all the way through the Spencer recap on RHAP? I checked out when the son of two addicts was talking about doing mushrooms and ayuhuasca and poo poo.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 22:16

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:14

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Propaganda Machine posted:

So, I buy that hook line and sinker.

What the actual crap though? That's almost as bad as Survivor: Race Wars.

wait til this idiot finds out about beauty/brains/brawn

# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 11:36

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