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this time those package thieves have gone too far. i needed that Harney and Sons Hot Cinnamon Sunset Tea to calm my nerves. won't they be surprised the next time they try to steal the package sent to me by a byob good samaritan and their hands turn into a fine red mist!
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May 22, 2024 14:02
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plz send it with a sticker on the front that says SHIVADAS GLASS so they think there is high quality drug paraphernalia in the box.
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Feb 14, 2019 05:38
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hey package thieves, thanks for stealing my Paper Crane Apothecary Psychic Vampire Repellent. i hope you enjoy it. i hope you're totally protected from psychic vampires, unlike me! In case you couldn't tell, I'm being sarcastic
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Feb 14, 2019 15:01
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putting a camera in my doorbell, so i can steal the soul of anyone who tries to steal my Azio Retro Classic Bluetooth Artisan - Luxury Vintage Backlit Mechanical Keyboard
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Feb 16, 2019 05:42
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A big cardboard box balanced on a stick with a string tied to it. Underneath is a smaller cardboard box. Inside that box is the pipe bomb some kind soul from byob mailed me
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Feb 16, 2019 16:12
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Tell you what, if someone helps me by posting a link to an Amazon Prime-eligible pipe bomb, I can just take it from there
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Feb 16, 2019 16:14
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May 22, 2024 14:02
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need a pipe bomb dash button to keep up with all these thieves
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Feb 16, 2019 19:56
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