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cda

by Hand Knit
this time those package thieves have gone too far. i needed that Harney and Sons Hot Cinnamon Sunset Tea to calm my nerves. won't they be surprised the next time they try to steal the package sent to me by a byob good samaritan and their hands turn into a fine red mist!

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cda

by Hand Knit
plz send it with a sticker on the front that says SHIVADAS GLASS so they think there is high quality drug paraphernalia in the box.

cda

by Hand Knit
hey package thieves, thanks for stealing my Paper Crane Apothecary Psychic Vampire Repellent. i hope you enjoy it. i hope you're totally protected from psychic vampires, unlike me! In case you couldn't tell, I'm being sarcastic

cda

by Hand Knit
putting a camera in my doorbell, so i can steal the soul of anyone who tries to steal my Azio Retro Classic Bluetooth Artisan - Luxury Vintage Backlit Mechanical Keyboard

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cda

by Hand Knit
A big cardboard box balanced on a stick with a string tied to it. Underneath is a smaller cardboard box. Inside that box is the pipe bomb some kind soul from byob mailed me

cda

by Hand Knit
Tell you what, if someone helps me by posting a link to an Amazon Prime-eligible pipe bomb, I can just take it from there

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cda

by Hand Knit
need a pipe bomb dash button to keep up with all these thieves

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