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interwhat posted:Rural Ohio btw. Lol Look up your local township. They should either have a Code Enforcement or Housing committee of some kind listed. Reach out to them and you can request that they do a simple inspection (just a drive by kind of thing). Report the things you've seen about the walls and roof being unsound and the birds coming and going. Those are two huge red flags that will get them moving. If your local community is too small to have these departments listed individually on their website, reach out to the town clerk and just give them a general overview of your concern and who you'd need to talk to. If they don't have anyone specific, they'd probably relegate it to the fire department to look at, I'd guess, but they'd still help you.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:25 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:39 |
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Can this thread be about Nooner's turtles? Is there a Nooner turtle thread already?
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:25 |
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interwhat posted:While we are on the subject of housing, and this thread is very lame, I'd like to put my current situation out there. the county is your only option but good luck with being thatguy because most rural residents don't take kindly to overbearing piece of poo poo county officials being all uppity with residential standards. Highly doubt you're big enough to have city code enforcement. Either way I give it approx no loving way will anything good happen
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:27 |
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those turtle tanks look tiny That homeless harrassing robot
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:30 |
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La Guardia airport has one of those security robots but it's always parked in one spot and doesn't enforce any rules, it just hums and yells at you if you get too closeinterwhat posted:
Pay someone to drive a fiend car into the house and bolt. That's what the Chinese place across the street from my apartment did and now the renovated Chinese place is much nicer and their dumplings never disappoint
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:35 |
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I would also like to know more about the robot!
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:36 |
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Supreme Allah posted:those turtle tanks look tiny Yeah only 15 gallon, when we got it they were tiny and then they grew really really fast. moving to a new apartment next week and going to get them a new 55 gallon so they will have plenty of space, goning to be a mf to clean and fill though
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:37 |
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Kazak posted:drive a fiend car
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:39 |
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What if you're a homeless guy and that robot fucks with you, can you just tip over the robot? What's to stop you from smashing the robot?
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:44 |
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hell yea
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:45 |
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so, the op lives in a highly flammable ghost town that can be legally demolished by local authorities at any time for any reason. that's... an odd state of affairs, but i'm not sure why he posted it here unless he wanted to be mocked for his poor decisions.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:48 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:What if you're a homeless guy and that robot fucks with you, can you just tip over the robot? What's to stop you from smashing the robot? I’m very pro cop but lol if you don’t tip over any cop robots you ever see. gently caress da robot police!
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:48 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so, the op lives in a highly flammable ghost town that can be legally demolished by local authorities at any time for any reason. that's... an odd state of affairs, but i'm not sure why he posted it here unless he wanted to be mocked for his poor decisions. Don’t worry Oakland doesn’t enforce any laws. Their PD is too busy responding to shootings all day. The housing enforcement division of the city gov is like 1 lady who is too busy tracking and shutting down meth labs. Source: I lived there for 5 yr
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:50 |
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How sheltered are you OP you’ve never heard of illegal basement suites? Btw landlords should be loving guillotined, if you’re a landlord I hope your tenants destroy your place and squat in it
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:50 |
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thatguy posted:the county is your only option but good luck with being thatguy because most rural residents don't take kindly to overbearing piece of poo poo county officials being all uppity with residential standards. Highly doubt you're big enough to have city code enforcement. Either way I give it approx no loving way will anything good happen It's a double edged sword. On one hand I can likely build stuff without jumping through hoops, on the other hand I couldn't make the previous owner raise the deck railing on the back deck higher than a laughable mid thigh height before closing
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:02 |
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Soviet posted:brand new townhome complex nearby, mostly empty/vacant is that all the new construction around west oakland bart and the courthouse?
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:10 |
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op come back you loving pussy
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:22 |
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interwhat posted:It's a double edged sword. On one hand I can likely build stuff without jumping through hoops, on the other hand I couldn't make the previous owner raise the deck railing on the back deck higher than a laughable mid thigh height before closing I'm working on an overlook over a waterfall right now where something like 35 people have died, it drops something like 1600 feet from top to bottom at around 50 degrees, with jagged outcroppings every 100 feet. It's covered in transparent algae that is super slick, which is why so many people died. The entire observation deck at this point was cantilevered over a particularly dangerous drop, right next to the water. On the force up cantilevered side, there are joists that look like 1/3 of the spokes of a wheel going from the outside in. On the inside of the joist, here was a single rusting 3/8" bolt through a 2x10 bolted to the rock that was holding everything from pushing up. There's room for at least 20 people on the deck. All held by 5 rusting 3/8" bolts. Federal property lol
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:26 |
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That Robocop is the lamest dweeb thing ever. How can anyone walk by and not tip it over so it rocks about in a futile rage? Slap on a fleshlight and gently caress the police.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:32 |
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im the 3 story height limit on new construction in the area where housing is impossibly expensive
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:42 |
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Outrail posted:That Robocop is the lamest dweeb thing ever. How can anyone walk by and not tip it over so it rocks about in a futile rage? Slap on a fleshlight and gently caress the police.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:51 |
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The robocops are cool and good the filthy poors dont deserve to live in the cities any more. This post brought to you by 3O
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:58 |
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Nooner posted:The robocops are cool and good the filthy poors dont deserve to live in the cities any more.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 19:23 |
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lol people thought we would have flying cars in 2019 but we just have scooters from companies comprised of the worst assholes imaginable
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 19:32 |
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Magnitogorsk. posted:im the 3 story height limit on new construction in the area where housing is impossibly expensive Whats the reasoning behind this.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 19:45 |
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What's great about Oakland? Where to start: Constant, extremely petty property crime (A set of snow chains got stolen out of my car for some reason?) Constant drives for funding measures that are never spent on streets, schools, etc. Tragedy of rampant homelessness that the local government is unwilling to address Ridiculous rents Tech employees are awful Cool crackhouse OP
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 19:48 |
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Methanar posted:Whats the reasoning behind this. Aesthetic preservation in areas with old multi-million dollar row houses, keeping out project housing, etc.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 19:49 |
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Methanar posted:Whats the reasoning behind this. "anti-gentrification" measures
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 19:49 |
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thatguy posted:Speaking of decks Jesus
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 20:17 |
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Magnitogorsk. posted:im the 3 story height limit on new construction in the area where housing is impossibly expensive I'm the homeowner on my 5th refinance / equity extraction out of my $1.5m 900 square foot shack talking openly about "something must be done for these poor homeless" while voting to disallow every single housing rules change that'd allow more people in
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 21:00 |
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Genderfluent posted:What's great about Oakland? Where to start: That time people barfed onto the google bus to protest was rad Also the raiders were cool until they finally got good for one season and ditched their fans for loving las vegas
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 21:02 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:Nah man look theres grafitti right there. Grafitti! And that tree in front is kinda hosed up looking. It's obviously a den where people smoke and distribute crack. Ah, yes. My Boy Scout leader/serial rapist had a rhyme for that: "tree looks fine, waste of time, hosed up tree, crack for me." Oh man, he taught us so much about how scary and terrible adults and the world are.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 21:15 |
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interwhat posted:While we are on the subject of housing, and this thread is very lame, I'd like to put my current situation out there. hah, rural ohio... the township, if you are in incorporated zoning, might help but realistically the structure needs to disappear does the junkie landlord know what insurance is? does he have it? if not there might be some sort of argument that it is a hazard other options are getting handy and fixing that place up, buying it (might be a good play if its dirt cheap?), becoming the monster you fear and just rolling with it tough situation, good luck. lol the new neighbors will probably have aggressive, lovely dogs too
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 21:25 |
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Nooner posted:That time people barfed onto the google bus to protest was rad
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 21:27 |
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Time_pants posted:Which season was that? 2002? They got real good again like 3 years ago i think and then Carr broke his back and then they fired del rio to bring back chuckie and then they went like The point is that the Los Angeles Rams are the greatest team in NFL history
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 21:50 |
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Nooner posted:They got real good again like 3 years ago i think and then Carr broke his back and then they fired del rio to bring back chuckie and then they went like *Second only to the patriots
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 22:34 |
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Nooner posted:They got real good again like 3 years ago i think and then Carr broke his back and then they fired del rio to bring back chuckie and then they went like Oh dear. Look at this post...
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 22:37 |
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soy posted:*Second only to the patriots
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 23:06 |
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My head is jerking around like Jacobs ladder just throwing off showers of rage spittle foam
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 23:12 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:What if you're a homeless guy and that robot fucks with you, can you just tip over the robot? What's to stop you from smashing the robot? Then the real police show up to beat you up and arrest you It's like that show bait car only it's a really kickable robot The next generation of robot guards will have more annoying, whiny voices, a more top-heavy design, and also asses for you to kick
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