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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

the Patriots simply cannot win in Miami

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Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
On the one hand who cares about some old dude getting a hand job

On the other much funnier hand lol seven rings

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Adun posted:

On the one hand who cares about some old dude getting a hand job

On the other much funnier hand lol seven rings

the women working these joints are slaves.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
lmao you are worth 6 billion dollars but you gotta go get a 50 dollar rub and tug

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
please change the thread title to " Happy Ending for Patriots Season"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That shields MRI commercial but with Kraft walking in, taking all of his rings off then getting led into a rub room by some tiny asian woman.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I appreciate that a man who has more wealth than I would amass if I lived for 5,000 years got arrested for a $59 handjob.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


:stare:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Don’t all happy ending massage parlors involve some level of human trafficking because they hire girls from Asia with the promise of a decent job and then once they get here they get told to do this? It’s been an open secret forever and no one really cares enough to make any more than low effort jokes about it.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Don’t all happy ending massage parlors involve some level of human trafficking because they hire girls from Asia with the promise of a decent job and then once they get here they get told to do this? It’s been an open secret forever and no one really cares enough to make any more than low effort jokes about it.

Yes

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


SirPablo posted:

I appreciate that a man who has more wealth than I would amass if I lived for 5,000 years got arrested for a $59 handjob.

That’s how you stay rich.

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble

exploded mummy posted:

please change the thread title to " Happy Ending for Patriots Season"

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/6517122389774336

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

show me bob's fetal alcohol dick

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

there is an 84-year-old man on this list

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT9pygVQwgk

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Don’t all happy ending massage parlors involve some level of human trafficking because they hire girls from Asia with the promise of a decent job and then once they get here they get told to do this? It’s been an open secret forever and no one really cares enough to make any more than low effort jokes about it.

drat lucky we got u to show us the way

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


this was posted 18 hours ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/at9w0c/tonight_or_tomorrow_a_billionaire_nfl_owner_will/

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

loving lol oh my god. Make him sell the team to someone who isn't involved in literal slavery, instead of just exploitation like the entire NFL.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Lmao don't read the comments

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

This one from yesterday too:

https://twitter.com/Davitleaf/status/1098676644120805377

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress robert kraft gently caress belichick gently caress tom br*dy gently caress the patriots amen


also



lmao

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So are any of the other names on the list notable in any way?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Lmao

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The RK69 Method

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://deadspin.com/whats-up-with-the-nfl-questions-at-this-sex-trafficking-1832805259

quote:

The arrests were the result of an investigation into several massage parlors that, law enforcement said, lured young women with the promise of legitimate work, then pressured them into prostitution.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I am not sure why he had to go to a spa and pay to get jacked off when he could go to ESPN and get it for free

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/pick_six22/status/1098996502658273283?s=21

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So are any of the other names on the list notable in any way?

A Goering being 3rd degree associated with the Patriots is unsurprising

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I thought he already had a guy to deflate his balls

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Uhhhh what.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just a reminder: Nick Foles doesn't have to pay for it.

Yeah it's a year past, but lol if you think I'm not going to use it.

That said a lot of the humor disapates from this not being consensual sex with a prostitute and getting caught, but being sex with trafficked sex slaves.

Still him being so cheap when he could have had sex with non human trafficked hookers is :lol:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Post yourself. I’m Mark Bope.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Qwijib0 posted:

and there's a sex tape

today is Good

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
it's gonna own that this will forever be remembered as what took the patriots dynasty down

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


we wanted six rings not sex rings wtf

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

axeil posted:

it's gonna own that this will forever be remembered as what took the patriots dynasty down

Even if it initially brought him up.

:dadjoke:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Is Florida a 2 party recording consent state? WA state had a huge prostitution bust which snagged some lovely AM sports radio personality, but almost everyone walked away with no charges because they were video taped without their consent and without a court order.

Those who were charged walked away with deferred charges and just had to go to sex rehab too.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://twitter.com/PerryNBCBoston/status/1098993722665115649

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/MerrisBadcock/status/1098988636199112704


Asante Samuel is a pimp is what.

axeil posted:

it's gonna own that this will forever be remembered as what took the patriots dynasty down

I mean the worst case scenario, which isn't all that likely, is he'd sell the team to his kids.

We're less then a year out from it coming out Washington was whoring out cheerleaders to luxury box owners.

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