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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
in seriousness though, if those women ended up being underage and trafficked then holy poo poo kraft is so hosed

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Beat me to it.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

axeil posted:

in seriousness though, if those women ended up being underage and trafficked then holy poo poo kraft is so hosed

It's pretty depressing that sexual slavery isn't considered enough.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I forgot about Snyder pimping out his cheerleaders to suite owners.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

seiferguy posted:

Is Florida a 2 party recording consent state? WA state had a huge prostitution bust which snagged some lovely AM sports radio personality, but almost everyone walked away with no charges because they were video taped without their consent and without a court order.

Those who were charged walked away with deferred charges and just had to go to sex rehab too.

2 party consent of it's in private, but if it's a video of him ordering the tug and rub in the salon, that would be fair game

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



seiferguy posted:

Is Florida a 2 party recording consent state? WA state had a huge prostitution bust which snagged some lovely AM sports radio personality, but almost everyone walked away with no charges because they were video taped without their consent and without a court order.

Those who were charged walked away with deferred charges and just had to go to sex rehab too.

The video sounded like they just had him entering the place, which would make sense.

They probably only keep the real video stuff in case they want to blackmail somebody.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

axeil posted:

in seriousness though, if those women ended up being underage and trafficked then holy poo poo kraft is so hosed

He's rich. The Redskins actually ran a sex crime ring THEMSELVES and nothing happened.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

That sound you hear is the beginning of the end of the Patriots Dynasty.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


"minimal" hygiene

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Darth Brooks posted:

That sound you hear is the beginning of the end of the Patriots Dynasty.

I think the team will survive the loss of the guy who’s done nothing but sign checks for several years now.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

axeil posted:

in seriousness though, if those women ended up being underage and trafficked then holy poo poo kraft is so hosed

Billionaire white guys in America are never "so hosed". He might get a fine.

It's still funny though if you can get past literal human slavery.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I think the team will survive the loss of the guy who’s done nothing but sign checks for several years now.

Kraft is the only reason you didn’t start Jimmy G the last two years

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
There are probably NFL owners that cut out the middle man and actually have sex slaves.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
I assumed people as rich as Kraft just flew to Thailand directly for this.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ehud posted:

Kraft is the only reason you didn’t start Jimmy G the last two years

That’s probably true.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


"minimal" hygiene

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The Cincinnati Bengals

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axQVF9YhNP0

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SKULL.GIF posted:

"minimal" hygiene

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ehud posted:

Kraft is the only reason you didn’t start Jimmy G the last two years

Jimmy G feels a shiver up his spine and doesn't know why.

Then he blows out a knee again for like literally no reason.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ehud posted:

Kraft is the only reason you didn’t start Jimmy G the last two years

Kraft going away would result in the team being sold to.... Jonathan Kraft, his son and the guy the NFL had write the revenue sharing plan in the last CBA.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I wonder if he still goes to the White House.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

make him sell the Patriots to Bob Nutting

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I wonder if he still goes to the White House.

It's on brand for Trump so

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kalli posted:

Kraft going away would result in the team being sold to.... Jonathan Kraft, his son and the guy the NFL had write the revenue sharing plan in the last CBA.

Listen

it’s over

it ended not with confetti

but the sound of faint fapping

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I have it on good authority that Kraft only went in there to investigate and find the the real John.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I just flew here from China after serving 1500 men and boy are my arms tired

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Dude couldn't afford something a little more classy? wtf

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
mods KNEW!!!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ehud posted:

Listen

it’s over

it ended not with confetti

but the sound of faint fapping

How dare you count the Patriots out.

WE'RE STILL HERE
WE'RE STILL HERE
WE'RE STILL HERE

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Diva Cupcake posted:

Billionaire white guys in America are never "so hosed". He might get a fine.

It's still funny though if you can get past literal human slavery.

Amazingly, I can't.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Kraft’s a regular a sex slave rub and tug. Jerry meanwhile has consensual orgies with DFW’s finest strippers.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This looks like just the challenge needed to inspire another under dog story.

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

Rubert Kraft

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
The sheer cheapness of it is staggering to me; dude could afford $5000/night high end escorts (who, bonus, are probably not sex slaves!) every night for the rest of his life and literally never notice the expense and he's at a strip mall rub-and-tug instead?

I suppose it's very on-brand.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Patriots just gonna use this as ammo to believe they're the underdogs next year.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Oh poo poo yeah this is a state charge all the records are public. Gonna pull up everything when I get home.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Trump pardon incoming.

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