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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Here's the oral argument. Have not watched yet myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_u7IbygOkI

Our arguments at around 37-39 minutes seem so loving crystal clear. I don't know how the judges are being so lovely.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Judge Gross - Lawton Chiles appointee
Judge May - JEB appointee
Judge Ciklin - Crist appointee

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dat hog.

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
Now we got ears
its time for cheers

Dat hog dat hog the problem's solved!
Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog

Grab my booty and a sandwich
lets start a parade
Play my nuts like a drum kit
you know I'll pay

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
we're taking it off
we're dancing now!
Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
it's a brand new day watcha waitin for?
Get up, stretch it out, step on the floor!

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
We're spittin our seed
We've done the deed
So long for now from Bobby Kraft!
And the Bobby Kraft Klubhouse!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Dat hog.

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
Now we got ears
its time for cheers

Dat hog dat hog the problem's solved!
Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog

Grab my booty and a sandwich
lets start a parade
Play my nuts like a drum kit
you know I'll pay

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
we're taking it off
we're dancing now!
Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
it's a brand new day watcha waitin for?
Get up, stretch it out, step on the floor!

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
We're spittin our seed
We've done the deed
So long for now from Bobby Kraft!
And the Bobby Kraft Klubhouse!

:randvince:

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Quiet Feet posted:

Dat hog.

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
Now we got ears
its time for cheers

Dat hog dat hog the problem's solved!
Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog

Grab my booty and a sandwich
lets start a parade
Play my nuts like a drum kit
you know I'll pay

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
we're taking it off
we're dancing now!
Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
it's a brand new day watcha waitin for?
Get up, stretch it out, step on the floor!

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
We're spittin our seed
We've done the deed
So long for now from Bobby Kraft!
And the Bobby Kraft Klubhouse!

Time for the mystery hogkatool!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Show us on the hog where she touched you

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Kevyn posted:

Show us on the hog where she touched you

*points to dilz*

LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre
LOL front page in the local rag says Kraft won his appeal LOL. I totally forgot about this.

Satisfaction Guaranteed
Jan 17, 2001

Forum Veteran

Release the hog dammit!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Here’s the opinion:


https://edca.4dca.org/DCADocs/2019/1499/191499_DC05_08192020_100354_i.pdf


The state will likely appeal to the SCoFL but I’m not sure they’ll take the case.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Here’s my opinion:

Lemme see that hog

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Comrayn posted:

Here’s my opinion:

Lemme see that hog

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Kraft wasn't mentioned in Epstein's flight logs, right? Then again I guess he prefers his women a lot older & working in strip mall massage parlors…

Captain Dickweed
Mar 3, 2003

Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business...uh...thing.


Quiet Feet posted:

Dat hog.

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
Now we got ears
its time for cheers

Dat hog dat hog the problem's solved!
Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog

Grab my booty and a sandwich
lets start a parade
Play my nuts like a drum kit
you know I'll pay

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
we're taking it off
we're dancing now!
Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
it's a brand new day watcha waitin for?
Get up, stretch it out, step on the floor!

Dat hog dat hog dat higgity hog
We're spittin our seed
We've done the deed
So long for now from Bobby Kraft!
And the Bobby Kraft Klubhouse!



:lmao: :holymoley: :vince:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

More people saw the hog of one of these New England Patriots' fans than the other. The answer may surprise you!

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1308220286312030209

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Didn’t he already?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




There's only one way to find out.





We have to see the hog

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Didn’t he already?

Twice, in fact!

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Twice, in fact!

Allegedly*

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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CyberPingu posted:

Allegedly*

Just because the state may not be able to prove it in court doesn't mean it didn't happen and the world doesn't know about it. Kraft admitted it happened in a report. Kraft's public story is that he was told to go there unwittingly by a friend and thought the masseuse really liked him personally because she called him later on day 1 to thank him for his patronage.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Mr. Nice! posted:

Just because the state may not be able to prove it in court doesn't mean it didn't happen and the world doesn't know about it. Kraft admitted it happened in a report. Kraft's public story is that he was told to go there unwittingly by a friend and thought the masseuse really liked him personally because she called him later on day 1 to thank him for his patronage.

Isn't there a text description of the video but now the video is inadmissible evidence?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Just because the state may not be able to prove it in court doesn't mean it didn't happen and the world doesn't know about it. Kraft admitted it happened in a report. Kraft's public story is that he was told to go there unwittingly by a friend and thought the masseuse really liked him personally because she called him later on day 1 to thank him for his patronage.

He literally thought this woman was only giving him the works because she liked him so much that she called him the next day and asked him to come back for more lol. How many strippers has Robert Kraft fallen in love with?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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CannonFodder posted:

Isn't there a text description of the video but now the video is inadmissible evidence?

Correct. Every detail is out there and is very much public record.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



This thread's a slog, since there's no hog.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

He literally thought this woman was only giving him the works because she liked him so much that she called him the next day and asked him to come back for more lol. How many strippers has Robert Kraft fallen in love with?

I think it's sweet.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Kalli posted:

This thread's a slog, since there's no hog.

Thermos H Christ posted:

I think it's sweet.

Show us the meat

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Release the handjob footage
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1309191557153796096

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Florida prosecutors:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y4QCMH25hc

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
If the video doesn't roll
you have to let the handjob go.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


We can only hope it eventually gets leaked. Some stupid cop had to make a copy they’ll hide for a bit until it’s safe.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
This is the worst thing to happen in 2020

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

DariusLikewise posted:

This is the worst thing to happen in 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfpPArfDTGw

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Rub Maps Dot Com :(

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Rub Maps Dot Com :(

But is ribmaps okay at least?! :ohdear:

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1309552347861970944

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Seems like the issue is that those women can't afford defense lawyers as good as Kraft.

Checkmate, poors.

:capitalism:

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0mRVbcxSpM

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

nothing happened

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen

Cavauro posted:

nothing happened in the eyes of the law.

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